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Chat Up Lines

Cypher_sounds · 2010-05-26 02:21:12

Have you ever used any on a woman and if so what were they? Women what's the worst/best chat up lines ye have come across? Here are a few good ones: Hey baby how bout you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up. My magic watch says you are not wearing any underwear(she says yes i am) damn! it must be…

26-05-2010 2:21am

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Have you ever used any on a woman and if so what were they?

Women what's the worst/best chat up lines ye have come across?

Here are a few good ones:

Hey baby how bout you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up.

My magic watch says you are not wearing any underwear(she says yes i am) damn! it must be 30 minutes fast.

damn girl your daddy must have been a chicken farmer because you sure know how to raise a cock

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#2 26-05-2010 2:23am

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finally something new in ah

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#3 26-05-2010 2:23am

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Hi, my name is ****.

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#4 26-05-2010 2:24am

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melekalikimaka wrote: »

finally something new in ah

Is that a good thing? (my first ever thread btw)

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#5 26-05-2010 2:25am

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"Yo babe, is your dad a farmer?, caus your one fine ho"

Always works....

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#6 26-05-2010 2:25am

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will you geh off with me friend?

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#7 26-05-2010 2:25am

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Wanna play house? You be the front door and I'll bang you all night long.

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#8 26-05-2010 2:27am

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Hey girl if i flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head.

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#9 26-05-2010 2:30am

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How would you like to be buried with my people?

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#10 26-05-2010 2:31am

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I bet your last name must be Jacobs? because I think your a real cracker.

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#11 26-05-2010 2:32am

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Danna Squeaking Rationalist wrote: »

How would you like to be buried with my people?

Jasus thats deep, good stuff.

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#12 26-05-2010 2:32am

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You need say this one to a knacker pushing a pram...
"Alright sweetheart, fancy going halfs on another basterd!"

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#13 26-05-2010 2:34am

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Cypher_sounds wrote: »

Is that a good thing? (my first ever thread btw)

its an AWESOME THING

oh btw

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055858625&highlight=chat+lines
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055827983&highlight=chat+lines
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055649218&highlight=chat+lines
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055617065&highlight=chat+lines
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055576975&highlight=chat+lines
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055555796&highlight=chat+lines
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055382668&highlight=chat+lines
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055374913&highlight=chat+lines
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055329689&highlight=chat+lines

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#14 26-05-2010 2:36am

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why do ya like ridin hippos?!

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#15 26-05-2010 2:36am

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If I can't have your virginity can i at least have the box it came in?

My friend wants to know if you'll ride me.

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#16 26-05-2010 2:37am

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melekalikimaka wrote: »

its an AWESOME THING

oh btw

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055858625&highlight=chat+lines
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055827983&highlight=chat+lines
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055649218&highlight=chat+lines
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055617065&highlight=chat+lines
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055576975&highlight=chat+lines
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055555796&highlight=chat+lines
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055382668&highlight=chat+lines
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055374913&highlight=chat+lines
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055329689&highlight=chat+lines

Well looks like your well up on them so, you can be the referee and tell us which ones havent already been said on the above threads

(girl) i have a boyfriend
(guy) i have two goldfish
(girl) what??
(guy) i thought we were talking bout things that didnt matter.

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#17 26-05-2010 2:37am

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Seen this one on one of the other threads.

"Get your coat love... I've got a knife"

Made me laugh.

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#18 26-05-2010 2:43am

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You must have mirrors in your pants because I can see myself in them

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#19 26-05-2010 2:44am

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do you like to dance? yes
can you go dance while i talk to your friend? owww

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#20 26-05-2010 2:50am

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"What do you mean you can smell chloroform"???

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#21 26-05-2010 2:54am

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*not pick up line just funny

would a lion cheat on his wife? No
but a tiger wood oww

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#22 26-05-2010 3:25am

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Cypher_sounds wrote: »

*not pick up line just funny

would a lion cheat on his wife? No
but a tiger wood oww

Not even that either.

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#23 26-05-2010 3:53am

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I may have been know to whisper the aul..what's the difference between an erection an a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari.

:pac:

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#24 26-05-2010 3:59am

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#25 26-05-2010 4:00am

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#26 26-05-2010 4:52am

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m@cc@ wrote: »

Not even that either.

Oh cheers for taking your time out to reply to a non funny joke, but why waste time doing that? Could at least give me a joke in reply.

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#27 26-05-2010 4:54am

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Cypher_sounds wrote: »

Oh cheers for taking your time out to reply to a non funny joke, but why waste time doing that? Could at least give me a joke in reply.

I will when you do.

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#28 26-05-2010 5:12am

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This crap again...Right o.
Gentleman: Hey baby wanna come back to my place for some sex?
Victim: Ill do anything you say just please stop pointing the gun at me.
Gentleman(to himself): Im such a babemagnet.

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do ya mind if i chuck me MiCkey inta ya?

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#31 26-05-2010 5:52am

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Is your dad in prison?

Cos if I was your dad, I'd be in prison.

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#32 26-05-2010 9:32am

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Cypher_sounds wrote: »

Heres a few good ones:

No, they're not.

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#33 26-05-2010 9:47am

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You could always go withe old classic

alright love, how's your hootenanny?

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#34 26-05-2010 9:55am

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There should be a law against these threads

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#35 26-05-2010 9:57am

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Hey girls, Im PK2008

THE PK2008, from boards.ie

*Can we get a mop in here, stat!!!!!*

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#36 26-05-2010 10:00am

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There is a verb that describes you. Sex.

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#37 26-05-2010 10:01am

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"Hey, Do you wanna see my basement?"

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#38 26-05-2010 10:01am

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Thank god the vast majority of women realise that only losers with no social skills use chat-up lines

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#39 26-05-2010 10:02am

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Greyfox wrote: »

Thank god the vast majority of women realise that only losers with no social skills use chat-up lines

Yeh but its that small minority we're after

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#40 26-05-2010 11:22am

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Grabs Crotch...................

EAT THIS .

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#41 26-05-2010 11:22am

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"Enough to break the ice, How you doin'? "

One of the cheesiest I ever heard being used.

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#42 26-05-2010 11:24am

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luvbulmers01 wrote: »

"Hey, Do you wanna see my basement?"

Did Josef Fritzal tell you that one?

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#43 26-05-2010 7:16pm

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Kasabian wrote: »

There should be a law against these threads

Come obviously no one uses them, well i don't anyway, would look pretty stupid using any of these chat up lines, no harm having a bit of a laugh.:pac:

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#44 26-05-2010 7:18pm

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aine-maire wrote: »

No, they're not.

Ah don't leave us with just that, give us a funny story about getting chatted up at least, surely even stories can be funny?

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#45 26-05-2010 7:19pm

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djhunter30 wrote: »

Did Josef Fritzal tell you that one?

Yeh he sure did, and look how well it worked for him.

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#46 26-05-2010 7:24pm

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Hi there, what chat up lines usually work on you?

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#47 26-05-2010 7:33pm

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I use chat-up lines the odd time for the mess, 9/10 times they don't work.:p

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#48 26-05-2010 7:34pm

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How's your belly for a lodger ?. Works every time !!!

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Do you see my mate over there? He's wondering if you fancy me.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning?.... Unfertilised.... Fine, i'll just shoot my load up your arse then

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#51 26-05-2010 8:29pm

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Paging Flutterinbantam to AH.

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