what makes "a nice ass"

clodclo

hey guys
what exactly makes"a nice ass"??

ravima

basic biology would suggest a male donkey and a female donkey.

clodclo

haha i didnt get what you meant there for a minute!!:pac:

d'Oracle

A pair of cheeks and a gansai load of subjectivity.

Tefral

NSFW

Mr Yellow

A buddy of mine always compliments good ass as 'look at the 2 eggs in a hankie'... Very mature of him!

Tefral

Mr Yellow wrote: »

A buddy of mine always compliments good ass as 'look at the 2 eggs in a hankie'... Very mature of him!

ha ha peach in a napkin

zonad

Apple bottom. When the ass resembles an apple.

Bounce.

evercloserunion

I kinda think asses are hot by default unless there is something specifically wrong with them. So if an ass is not really fat, hairy, wrinkly etc, it's a good ass in my book.

Asses are good by nature.

fryup

a nice ass

Hogzy

fryup wrote: »

a nice ass

Your about 10 posts too late there!

lilka

first and foremost, the absense of a willy/dick/etc nearby...once that's missing...we can start the grading process from there!

cowzerp

Firm, curvy and attached to nice legs!

Snowie

edit wrong post in wrong tab

Nice ass easy Not ot big not to wide. soft, personally speaking it should anything that looks droopy in the wrong places...

Marty McFly

as one of my mates calls a good ass. " baby potatos"

Ah cant beat a woman with a good ass because it usually means shes got a great figure all round.

minidazzler

Symmetrical, firm but with a little bounce, not too big, not too small.

Snowie

the cheeky pic of the female tennis player cant remember the photographers name tho I'm sure fajitas would.

Mrmoe

I think the clothes a woman wears accentuate a nice ass. A nice dress or skirt is excellent but a lot of the time you can not beat a lovely curve behind in a pair of denim jeans. The simplest is usually the best.

Wibbs

luvbulmers01 wrote: »

Ah cant beat a woman with a good ass because it usually means shes got a great figure all round.

True. Toned stomach waist is an even bigger indicator there.

A nice bum for me is down to the waist and the hips. Must have a waist first and foremost. Rounded. Toned. Rounded is a biggy. I knew a woman who had the perfect (small) bum when observed from behind but from the side had no bum at all. Dont like big bums and from what I've observed on boards on the subject I seem to favour the smaller.

Typed in best ass into google and this returned first. Clothed but wouldnt expect any boss you may have to approve so NSFW http://fattony.transworld.net/files/2009/02/ass.jpg
That would be pretty damn perfect TBH.

LD 50

\/\/ ah, right you are. It's been a while since if done my basic biology. I was always better at the practical things.

I was thinking of mules and jinnys

fits

^ you'll have to read up on your 'basic biology' mate

Snowie

The black singer jamilia has a really nice bum in my eyes

LD 50

A nice ass is usually not just reliant on one thing. Legs, stomach, hips, waist, muscle tone are all important in the making of a great looking and feeling ass.

Snowie

ah ha found the pic google Martin Elliott and youle see one of my all time favourite pics... My dad had this as an offical print some where...

But mm yeah dont do it while your working.

but the tenis girls bum is peachy

LD 50

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

ah ha found the pic google Martin Elliott and youle see one of my all time favourite pics... My dad had this as an offical print some where...

But mm yeah dont do it while your working.

but the tenis girls bum is peachy

Just wiki'd him. He died like two months ago.

Raedwald

A nice ass has to be firm for me , don't want the thing shagging.

Always been a fan of small tight asses mainly because it means the rest of them is going to be in pretty good shape.

hightower1

Nice little indicator is two small dimples to the left and right of the extreme lover back / tramp stamp area. These occur when the muscle mass from the ass (that rhymes marge and you know it does!) is super toned and anchored well the the back.

Your guarenteed the firmness adn roundness then.


Exmaple below.....

fred funk }{

I'm a bit of a bum man myself

A nice bum has to be curvy and have a little bit of meat to squeeze.
And if you look at it from the side it has to stick out a bit, put your pint on it if you know what i mean

Nothing as bad as a flat arse, I know a few stunning looking women, drop dead gorgeous who have an arse that looks like someone let the air out of it, arse like a younge boy.

This is my idea of a perfect arse. Enjoy.

Grid.

Round , firm and 'standing to attention' like a duck's ass!!!!!!!!;)

Dr Galen

OK

two things

normally I've little truck with these types of threads. Not from a sense of prudishness, but more a sense of them not really being needed outside of AH, but, in this occasion, thanks solely to post number 2 ( i lol'd) and some of the more intelligent answers, we'll let it roll.

on a second note thoug, can we please keep things clean and tidy. Remember the ethos and tone of the forum when posting please peoples. This ain't the slap and tickle forum, or slydice, so lets play clean.

Cheers

DrG

LD 50

Dr Galen wrote: »

OK

two things

normally I've little truck with these types of threads. Not from a sense of prudishness, but more a sense of them not really being needed outside of AH, but, in this occasion, thanks solely to post number 2 ( i lol'd) and some of the more intelligent answers, we'll let it roll.

on a second note thoug, can we please keep things clean and tidy. Remember the ethos and tone of the forum when posting please peoples. This ain't the slap and tickle forum, or slydice, so lets play clean.

Cheers

DrG

We have a Slap and Tickle Forum??:eek:

nompere

There was a young girl from Madras,
Who had the most beautiful ass,
Not what you think,
Soft, round and pink,
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass!

pwd

waist to hip ratio of 0.7
hourglass shape from from the front. Sticking out, without being droopy or saggy, from the side.

Andrew33

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

the cheeky pic of the female tennis player cant remember the photographers name tho I'm sure fajitas would.

That guy died very recently! and the girl in photo was his GF.

evil_seed

Curvature

El Siglo

It's hard to describe, it's really a "gut thing" when you see a nice ass. Personally, whatever about jeans (these can hide certain features) a dress for me tells a lot. If the ass is good then a dress wont lie. Really, it's a matter of curvature and firmness.

Otis Driftwood

A great ass definitly has to have a bit of a waggle to it.

Hipsters are super for excentuating a good ass.

They are the single greatest fashion item of the last 10 years.

moonpurple

this is great

Raze_them_all

Me personally i likea nice small ass, with the kind cuts under it where yer hands go, then again i like short girls

BumbleB

clodclo wrote: »

hey guys
what exactly makes"a nice ass"??

15 hours a week on the stepper and 200 squats .

Dr Galen

BumbleB wrote: »

15 hours a week on the stepper and 200 squats .

[AH DrG]

pics or gtfo

[/AH DrG]

plasmaguy

It must have shape and definition.

Firmness is good too.

I hate wobbly asses

Otis Driftwood

Folks Ive deleted a couple of posts that werent neccessary,Dr Galen has already posted a warning about this kind of thing so please dont let it happen again.
Thanks.

Mr Benevolent

Curves and proportion.

speedboatchase

Two types of ass I think all guys appreciate

Sporty asses - as in a girl who looks healthy but has very low fat percentage, so she a fairly small, firm ass. This only works though if there's some sort arch to it, it can't be firm but completely flat. E.g. Anna Kournikova, Jessica Alba, Cheryl Cole, Sasha Grey.

Curvy asses - only works if the girl has a fairly slim waist, this is pretty much dominating porn right now and is what black/hispanic guys have always loved. Very noticeable ass, not as firm as the above but very feminine. E.g. Christina Hendricks, Kim Kardashian, Scarlett Johannson, Alexis Texas.

Personally I prefer the curvy asses but lets be honest, they're pretty rare in Ireland and most girls with them would be ethnic or it's just hereditary!

force majeure

How about a nice playful one, a bit like the one on Rachel Allen.

Joey the lips

i find my ability to like ass is inversely preportional to the amount of sex i get...

IE... The longer i am without sex the more ass( of the female type) i like.


and calling her a donkey just makes me like her more :P

Krusader

speedboatchase wrote: »

Curvy asses - only works if the girl has a fairly slim waist, this is pretty much dominating porn right now and is what black/hispanic guys have always loved. Very noticeable ass, not as firm as the above but very feminine. E.g. Christina Hendricks, Kim Kardashian, Scarlett Johannson, Alexis Texas.

Personally I prefer the curvy asses but lets be honest, they're pretty rare in Ireland and most girls with them would be ethnic or it's just hereditary!

The queer one is like this, great stuff