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what makes "a nice ass"

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  • 25-05-2010 9:36pm
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    clodclo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3 ✭


    hey guys
    what exactly makes"a nice ass"??


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    #2
    ravima
    Registered Users Posts: 848 ✭✭✭ravima


    basic biology would suggest a male donkey and a female donkey.


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    #3
    clodclo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3 ✭clodclo


    haha i didnt get what you meant there for a minute!!:pac:


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    d'Oracle
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    A pair of cheeks and a gansai load of subjectivity.


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    Tefral
    Registered Users Posts: 4,318 ✭✭✭Tefral


    NSFW


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    Mr Yellow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 192 ✭✭Mr Yellow


    A buddy of mine always compliments good ass as 'look at the 2 eggs in a hankie'... Very mature of him! :)


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    Tefral
    Registered Users Posts: 4,318 ✭✭✭Tefral


    Mr Yellow wrote: »
    A buddy of mine always compliments good ass as 'look at the 2 eggs in a hankie'... Very mature of him! :)

    ha ha peach in a napkin


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    zonad
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    Apple bottom. When the ass resembles an apple.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Bounce.


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    evercloserunion
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    I kinda think asses are hot by default unless there is something specifically wrong with them. So if an ass is not really fat, hairy, wrinkly etc, it's a good ass in my book.

    Asses are good by nature.


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    #11
    fryup
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    a nice ass


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    Hogzy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,544 ✭✭✭Hogzy


    fryup wrote: »
    a nice ass

    Your about 10 posts too late there!


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    lilka
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    first and foremost, the absense of a willy/dick/etc nearby...once that's missing...we can start the grading process from there!


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    cowzerp
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    Firm, curvy and attached to nice legs!

    Rush Boxing club and Rush Martial Arts head coach.



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    Snowie
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    edit wrong post in wrong tab :o

    Nice ass easy Not ot big not to wide. soft, personally speaking it should anything that looks droopy in the wrong places...


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    Marty McFly
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    as one of my mates calls a good ass. " baby potatos"

    Ah cant beat a woman with a good ass because it usually means shes got a great figure all round.


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    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Symmetrical, firm but with a little bounce, not too big, not too small.


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    Snowie
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    the cheeky pic of the female tennis player cant remember the photographers name tho I'm sure fajitas would.


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    Mrmoe
    Registered Users Posts: 2,212 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    I think the clothes a woman wears accentuate a nice ass. A nice dress or skirt is excellent but a lot of the time you can not beat a lovely curve behind in a pair of denim jeans. The simplest is usually the best.


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    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    luvbulmers01 wrote: »
    Ah cant beat a woman with a good ass because it usually means shes got a great figure all round.
    True. Toned stomach waist is an even bigger indicator there.

    A nice bum for me is down to the waist and the hips. Must have a waist first and foremost. Rounded. Toned. Rounded is a biggy. I knew a woman who had the perfect (small) bum when observed from behind but from the side had no bum at all. Dont like big bums and from what I've observed on boards on the subject I seem to favour the smaller.

    Typed in best ass into google and this returned first. Clothed but wouldnt expect any boss you may have to approve so NSFW http://fattony.transworld.net/files/2009/02/ass.jpg
    That would be pretty damn perfect TBH.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    #21
    LD 50
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    \/\/ ah, right you are. It's been a while since if done my basic biology. I was always better at the practical things.

    I was thinking of mules and jinnys


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    fits
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    ^ you'll have to read up on your 'basic biology' mate :D


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    #23
    Snowie
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    The black singer jamilia has a really nice bum in my eyes :D


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    #24
    LD 50
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    A nice ass is usually not just reliant on one thing. Legs, stomach, hips, waist, muscle tone are all important in the making of a great looking and feeling ass.


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    Snowie
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    ah ha found the pic google Martin Elliott and youle see one of my all time favourite pics... My dad had this as an offical print some where...

    But mm yeah dont do it while your working.

    but the tenis girls bum is peachy


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    LD 50
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    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    ah ha found the pic google Martin Elliott and youle see one of my all time favourite pics... My dad had this as an offical print some where...

    But mm yeah dont do it while your working.

    but the tenis girls bum is peachy

    Just wiki'd him. He died like two months ago.


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    Raedwald
    Registered Users Posts: 375 ✭✭Raedwald


    A nice ass has to be firm for me , don't want the thing shagging.

    Always been a fan of small tight asses mainly because it means the rest of them is going to be in pretty good shape.


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    hightower1
    Registered Users Posts: 3,207 ✭✭✭hightower1


    Nice little indicator is two small dimples to the left and right of the extreme lover back / tramp stamp area. These occur when the muscle mass from the ass (that rhymes marge and you know it does!) is super toned and anchored well the the back.

    Your guarenteed the firmness adn roundness then.


    Exmaple below.....


    back-dimples.jpg


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    fred funk }{
    Registered Users Posts: 6,827 ✭✭✭fred funk }{


    I'm a bit of a bum man myself :D

    A nice bum has to be curvy and have a little bit of meat to squeeze.
    And if you look at it from the side it has to stick out a bit, put your pint on it if you know what i mean :)

    Nothing as bad as a flat arse, I know a few stunning looking women, drop dead gorgeous who have an arse that looks like someone let the air out of it, arse like a younge boy.

    This is my idea of a perfect arse. Enjoy.

    rachsass.jpg


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    Grid.
    Registered Users, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 68,370 Mod ✭✭✭✭Grid.


    Round , firm and 'standing to attention' like a duck's ass!!!!!!!!;)


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    #31
    Dr Galen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,373 ✭✭✭Dr Galen


    OK

    two things

    normally I've little truck with these types of threads. Not from a sense of prudishness, but more a sense of them not really being needed outside of AH, but, in this occasion, thanks solely to post number 2 ( i lol'd) and some of the more intelligent answers, we'll let it roll.

    on a second note thoug, can we please keep things clean and tidy. Remember the ethos and tone of the forum when posting please peoples. This ain't the slap and tickle forum, or slydice, so lets play clean.

    Cheers

    DrG


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