Oral sex...

Former Great

Well lads was talking to a fella the other day and he reckons he would never give a woman oral as he thinks its too disgusting .. What you guys think ? He also said his girlfriend gives him oral alot but he never returns the favour... Seems a bit unfair to me...

It's double standard but I believe this topic has been done to death on boards.

Why anyone would find it 'disgusting' is beyond me, but I do believe women have it handier down there than men do.

Kanoe

down where?

Jesus Wept

there

Kanoe

i'll wait.

dlofnep

Depends to be honest. I wouldn't go down on a girl who was a big muffer. They have to be either shaven, or very neatly trimmed.. Otherwise, I'd have no interest.

Greyfox

I'm exactly the same, luckily the girlfriend doesn't mind!

Mackman

That is very unfair IMO. The least one can do is return the favour. I quite enjoy it actually.
Its no more disgusting than what the woman does

Teferi

Deleted User wrote: »

but I do believe women have it handier down there than men do.

I really don't think so. I just have to pull my foreskin back and give my willy a bit of a wash in the shower and it's grand. Women have to think about periods, yeast infections, cleaning the outer bits seperate etc.

Fuck that.

Edit: OP - Your mate is a selfish gob****e. As long as they are both clean, they should be going down on each other if they both enjoy it.

Mackman

Teferi wrote: »

I really don't think so. I just have to pull my foreskin back and give my willy a bit of a wash in the shower and it's grand. Women have to think about periods, yeast infections, cleaning the outer bits seperate etc.

I think he was referring to women having it handier performing the task than men.

Teferi

Ah well then I just TMI'ed.

Otis Driftwood

Maybe he just really doesnt like doing it.

Ive been with girls before that hated giving or refused to give oral so I would never expect anyone to do anything they are uncomfortable doing and likewise I would expect the same consideration from a female should I ever find something I dont particularly like.

Now if its a case that he expects regular oral but doesnt reciprocate then thats a different matter,unless his GF enjoys giving it and shock horror,alot of girls do!

krudler

Former Great wrote: »

Well lads was talking to a fella the other day and he reckons he would never give a woman oral as he thinks its too disgusting .. What you guys think ? He also said his girlfriend gives him oral alot but he never returns the favour... Seems a bit unfair to me...

He doesnt know what he's missing tbh

smcgiff

Greyfox wrote: »

I'm exactly the same, luckily the girlfriend doesn't mind!

Ever wondered why there's a pile of old batteries in your GF's bedroom? ;)

Zascar

What, are you nuts? It's one of the best things you can do in the world! If you don't like it maybe it's the particular woman?

monkeyfudge

Zascar wrote: »

What, are you nuts? It's one of the best things you can do in the world! If you don't like it maybe it's the particular woman?

Yeah. That can be an issue some times. Some women just don't don't taste terribly good. It's not that they're not clean or anything, it could just be a matter of diet.

trad

I think it's called a 68 - I owe you one.

Zascar

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Yeah. That can be an issue some times. Some women just don't don't taste terribly good. It's not that they're not clean or anything, it could just be a matter of diet.

Plus there is always going to be a difference between going down on on this vs this

SoulTrader

dlofnep wrote: »

Depends to be honest. I wouldn't go down on a girl who was a big muffer. They have to be either shaven, or very neatly trimmed.. Otherwise, I'd have no interest.

I'm laughing so much at that! Sounds like something Gareth from The Office would say.:D

xsiborg

Former Great wrote: »

Well lads was talking to a fella the other day and he reckons he would never give a woman oral as he thinks its too disgusting .. What you guys think ? He also said his girlfriend gives him oral alot but he never returns the favour... Seems a bit unfair to me...

he thinks its disgusting? what age is he, ten? tell him to grow up ffs! :rolleyes:

i love givin oral, my wife loves it too!

dlofnep

SoulTrader wrote: »

I'm laughing so much at that! Sounds like something Gareth from The Office would say.:D

Tis true though.. I remember I brought a girl back to a hotel that I was staying at. She was real nice, but when I went down - it was muffer city.. I was just like "Well, fúck that." and slowly kissed my way back up her tummy and got the fúck out of dodge.. Gave her a good riding, but no way was I swallowing pubes for the night.

If a women doesn't even trim her bush - then, you just know she's lazy. And the last thing you want a woman to be lazy on, is something you're about to engorge on.

Say no to muffers!!!

cowzerp

If it makes someone gag or feel sick then they certainly wont enjoy it,

the owl saying "no muff is to tough" is not true to be honest..

so its a case of it depends on the partner...

NothingMan

Just get her to lick your ball seam while you do it. Win, win, win.

minidazzler

TBH, this is one part of sex I would not want to live without, I love it, little can put me off it, except dirt....or possibly, strange colours.

I could have whole relationships based around cunnilingus TBH, it is my favourite sexual activity.

I don't see why someone wouldn't do it, reminds me of the one of the first scene's in True Romance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl_nqx7XQO4 - No nudity, but not work safe TBH.

Zascar

Hahahaha brilliant. It also reminds me of this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMkFckFp6xY

If you have not heard it before, listen to the whole thing it's brilliant. Especially from about 8 mins...

No no no, but the man does not have to use the mouth

LOL!

Ironbar

Bushy beavers and furry fannies FTW !!!

Galvasean

Ironbar wrote: »

Bushy beavers and furry fannies FTW !!!

We aint nothin' but mammals

Ironbar

Galvasean wrote: »

We aint nothin' but mammals

...and easy to satisfy

Professey Chin

Love doing it and I love the reaction it gets

dlofnep

Galvasean wrote: »

We aint nothin' but mammals

And there's a reason we've evolved to not have hair! We're smart enough to know that choking to death on pubes isn't a dignified ending to a glorious life.

Ironbar

dlofnep wrote: »

And there's a reason we've evolved to not have hair! We're smart enough to know that choking to death on pubes isn't a dignified ending to a glorious life.

There's nothing the good old hedge cutter can't fix......:D

PK2008

Used to like it, then one time a babys head popped out.

Never again.

Ironbar

PK2008 wrote: »

Used to like it, then one time a babys head popped out.

Never again.

Sex with a pregnant woman ? That's really sick. You wouldn't like it when someone would pop their head into the room and puke into your sitting room so why do you think a baby would like that ???

Max Power1

Ironbar wrote: »

Sex with a pregnant woman ? That's really sick. You wouldn't like it when someone would pop their head into the room and puke into your sitting room so why do you think a baby would like that ???

I really, really beg to differ.

That is all. (tmi)

the_syco

monkeyfudge wrote: »

It's not that they're not clean or anything, it could just be a matter of diet.

Or, I'm told, it could because they are too clean.

PK2008 wrote: »

Used to like it, then one time a babys head popped out.

Giving "getting head" a hole new meaning :P

Pittens

yeah, its the business. i often have to be dragged up by my ears so that sexual congress of other varieties can ensue.

syklops

I was in a restaurant in dublin a few years ago. I ordered steak and when asked how do i want it I said 'Blue'. The waitress came back a few minutes later and said that he wouldnt do it blue as it is not safe. I had the chicken.

Its kind of a similar situation, if you dont want to go down there because it smells/is dirty/ etc then you shouldnt be in bed with that person.

krudler

the_syco wrote: »

Giving "getting head" a hole new meaning :P

heh, hole

Mrmoe

Depends on the woman and the taste, generally I like doing it but would much prefer trimmed/shaved.Makes life a whole lot easier.

bellylint

Really think the fella is missing out. How pissed would he be if this missus felt the same way too? not something you could really put pressure on a person to do though/enjoy (if you are their partner I mean ofc, not just randomly walking down the street and start harrassing people)

Raedwald

It was an integral part of sex for me, no qualms about doing it.

However the last few women I've been with have been poor technique-wise for me and has given an attitude of not really arsed about it anymore.

Kanye

PK2008 wrote: »

Used to like it, then one time a babys head popped out.

Never again.

Ironbar wrote: »

There's nothing the good old hedge cutter can't fix......:D

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.



Edit: my ex rarely trims down there but she's not exactly the hairiest either so I didn't mind it too much. I'd have words with her more about finding bits of toilet paper stuck to it than having a load of hair.

I was with one girl who was neat and tidy but was clearly unclean and it nearly made me yack when I went down on her. I think cleanliness is far more important than neatness.

smcgiff

Kanye wrote: »

I'd have words with her more about finding bits of toilet paper stuck to it than having a load of hair.

Way too much info!

JohnK

A friend of mine is the exact same he thinks the very idea is just disgusting. Or at least he used to, to be honest it hasnt come up in conversation in a while

Frankly I'm mystified as to why some guys are so dead set against going down. Now I must admit I can be a bit picky as to who I'd go down on but I'm certainly in favour of it.

Galvasean

dlofnep wrote: »

And there's a reason we've evolved to not have hair!

Where's Wibbs when you need him?

We're smart enough to know that choking to death on pubes isn't a dignified ending to a glorious life.

Natural selection at it's finest. Anyone foolish enough to be giving oral sex in such a way that they somehow manage to choke to death well then they deserve one of these:

Funky Kingston

JohnK wrote: »

A friend of mine is the exact same he thinks the very idea is just disgusting. Or at least he used to, to be honest it hasnt come up in conversation in a while

Frankly I'm mystified as to why some guys are so dead set against going down. Now I must admit I can be a bit picky as to who I'd go down on but I'm certainly in favour of it.

I was with a bloke who refused to go down there coz he thought the action to be disgusting .... now i visit the beautician , so he was'nt going to have to floss by any stretch of the imagination .

Needless to say I dumped him soon after..... cruel , but i was not getting what i wanted ...... and he expected me too go down on him :eek:

jolter

love giving and receiving, the missus says i've a tongue like a giraffe.

SoulTrader

kenmonu wrote: »

love giving and receiving, the missus says i've a tongue like a giraffe.

My oh my! Where did she get that frame of reference from?:D

jolter

SoulTrader wrote: »

My oh my! Where did she get that frame of reference from?:D

dublin zoo:p

Zombrex

depends on the girl to be honest

some girls can have rather unpleasant "down theres" from the point of view of going down. Particularly girls who get very wet during sex, or who have wild bushes, or have been out and about and are a bit sweaty. I find going down in the shower is the nicest way of doing it as everything is nice and clean.

btw I've no problem with a girl saying to me she doesn't want to give oral because my cock needs a good clean :pac:

LegacyUser

Once the lady in question is clean I don't see any problem...

while we are on the topic gents... when u are going down on ur missus..how many of u pay attention to... ahem.. the back door!!
have to admit, its something she loves... and so do I...