Is Jeremy Kyle dead?

Pot Noodle = · 20-05-2010 4:50pm #1

Just heard it on Facebook anyone on here know anything

Diabhal Beag · 20-05-2010 4:51pm

Anything is possible (don't check his wiki)

landsleaving · 20-05-2010 4:51pm

Pot wrote:

Just heard it on Facebook anyone on here know anything

I'm doing a DNA test to find out

old hippy · 20-05-2010 4:52pm

Probably just wishful thinking on someone's part

BBDBB · 20-05-2010 4:52pm

hey! if its on facebook, it must be true

TPD · 20-05-2010 4:52pm

Almost definitely

FearDark · 20-05-2010 4:52pm

Best news ever.

efb · 20-05-2010 4:52pm

landsleaving wrote: »

I'm doing a DNA test to find out

/presses like button!

jester77 · 20-05-2010 4:53pm

Pot wrote:

Just heard it on Facebook anyone on here know anything

Must be true

Corkfeen · 20-05-2010 4:53pm

I was so happy for a moment until I read your source is facebook. Wikipedia more reliable than that......

Dr. Baltar · 20-05-2010 4:53pm

I could get banned for this post.

I'll leave it at that.

RayM · 20-05-2010 4:54pm

Fuck Facebook. It hasn't been mentioned on Twitter. Therefore, it can't be true.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 20-05-2010 4:54pm

I would not shed a tear if he was. And if there is a condelcences thread, I shall be banned for a while.

More than likley just a hoax though.

20-05-2010 4:55pm

We'll find out if Jeremy Kyle is indeed dead here on the Jeremy Kyle show right after the break....

*Cue adds for payday loans at 2356% APR, Cash4Gold and Linden Village cider*

dlofnep · 20-05-2010 4:57pm

No, he's still alive.

efb · 20-05-2010 4:58pm

They should do a lie detector test!

-Are u dead Jeremy
Jeremey lies motionless
-ANSWER THE QUESTION JEREMY OR WE BRING OUT YOUR B@STARD CHILDREN!!!

Pot Noodle = · 20-05-2010 4:59pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1203070/Jeremy-Kyle-nearly-killed-The-horrifying-story-womens-decision-daytime-TVs-notorious-show.html They must have got it wrong

20-05-2010 5:00pm

You cant kill satan

OutlawPete · 20-05-2010 5:01pm

Pot wrote:

Just heard it on Facebook anyone on here know anything

Link to the user who posted it?

PeterIanStaker · 20-05-2010 5:01pm

If he is, I have to say I'll miss his show, for the antics of his braindead chav guests.

Jeremy Kyle: "So, you've already claim to have got 3 women pregnant at the same time! Well i've got the results here, i'll tell you i hope this isn't your baby. What kind of father would you be? you're a thug! I bet you can't even spell father!"

Thug: "F-A-R-T-H-E-R!!!"

Mint Sauce · 20-05-2010 5:02pm

next we have his brothers ex girlfriends 3rd cousin to tell us more

OutlawPete · 20-05-2010 5:03pm

Load of cock, nobody has mentioned "Jeremy Kyle" as being dead on Twitter.

Nobody.

Twitter does have search function you know OP.

efb · 20-05-2010 5:07pm

OutlawPete wrote: »

Load of cock, nobody has mentioned "Jeremy Kyle" as being dead on Twitter.

Nobody.

Twitter does have search function you know OP.

There is now

genericguy · 20-05-2010 5:11pm

jeremy vile is a cnut.

Cypher_sounds · 20-05-2010 5:13pm

He probably cheated death again, its just another day for good old Jeremy

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1037405/ITVs-Jeremy-Kyle-cheats-death-horror-car-crash.html

OutlawPete · 20-05-2010 5:15pm

efb wrote: »

There is now

So I see .. and some scumbag has just admitted the killing

talla10 · 20-05-2010 5:15pm

I heard RTE is going to sanction its own versions of the Jeremy Kyle show. Eamon Dunphy or Twink is gettin to be the host!!

ok i didnt hear it so much as made it up but stranger things have happened!!Wonder who would become host of such a show..

rovert · 20-05-2010 5:17pm

Cypher_sounds wrote: »

He probably cheated death again, its just another day for good old Jeremy

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1037405/ITVs-Jeremy-Kyle-cheats-death-horror-car-crash.html

If you know his past, he probably staged this. No Joke

Millicent · 20-05-2010 5:21pm

Don't toy with me OP. I just couldn't take it... I really hope that someone took his advice to "sort your life out" and sorted Jeremy out with a lack of life. *crosses fingers*

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 20-05-2010 5:22pm

I'll miss him more than I do GR, tbh.
If he's dead, that is.

His show is funny to watch, and he's class at winding up the skangers. It's like looking at a child hitting the bars of a cage with a monkey in it, he does it but he knows there's no chance that the monkey can hurt him.

bonerm · 20-05-2010 5:23pm

He is an awful twat. I saw his show a few times and he seems to enjoy "out-smarting" the typical sort of chav idiots he has on the show, as thought that was some sort of achievement. Honestly it's pathetic. He's the adult equivilant of of a 6 year old boy pulling the wings off a fly.

I won't be shedding any tears on the day he does die. It won't be natural causes either. I can only see manslaughter in his future.

Cypher_sounds · 20-05-2010 5:23pm

FACT: Jeremy would be dead if looks could kill.

efb · 20-05-2010 5:24pm

OutlawPete wrote: »

So I see .. and some scumbag has just admitted the killing

That's Numberwang!

zimovain · 20-05-2010 5:26pm

I hate the 'Genius' Graham more.

Miguel_Sanchez · 20-05-2010 5:26pm

If you mean inside then yes.

Biggins · 20-05-2010 5:29pm

Not a fan but not wishing him dead either.
I do wish his TV rubbish would be killed off though!

plein de force · 20-05-2010 5:30pm

he is an arrogant, annoying, stupid príck, if he died i for one wouldn't miss him
still wouldn't wish him harm though

Liam Byrne · 20-05-2010 5:59pm

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

if there is a condelcences thread....

Don't you mean a condescending thread ?

einshteen · 20-05-2010 6:05pm

I saw that show the last day. I don't see why everyone hates him

Duckjob · 20-05-2010 6:24pm

Thread disappoints....

mink_man · 20-05-2010 7:00pm

probably cheated on his wife and instead of having the shame of that said he was dead or something.....

ibarelycare · 20-05-2010 7:24pm

So is he dead or not?

Cheap Thrills! · 20-05-2010 7:29pm

Wikipedia says no

4zn76tysfajdxp · 20-05-2010 7:31pm

Cypher_sounds wrote: »

FACT: Jeremy would be dead if looks could kill.

He's that ugly.

Feeky Magee · 20-05-2010 7:57pm

I like Jeremy.

Fizman · 20-05-2010 8:00pm

Feeky Magee wrote: »

I like Jeremy.

You like everyone you horny bollix.

grenache · 20-05-2010 8:04pm

Fizman wrote: »

You like everyone you horny bollix.

LMFAO!

ronano · 20-05-2010 8:04pm

I wouldn't care if he was,the more i see his show the more i really dislike him.

L.Jenkins · 20-05-2010 8:13pm

Im suprised it hasnt be noted that Jeremy Kyle is a bad rip off of Jerry Springer. He even looks like his love child.

Pighead · 20-05-2010 8:19pm

djhunter30 wrote: »

Im suprised it hasnt be noted that Jeremy Kyle is a bad rip off of Jerry Springer. He even looks like his love child.

What? Kyle looks absolutely nothing like Springer! Not even a teeny weeny bit. To be perfectly frank that has to go down as the worst lookalike efforts in history. You may as well have said he looks like a tin of sardines.

Honestly pal, change the specs. Pighead's actually getting quite angry at how little Kyle and Springer look like each other. Bizzare.

bonerm · 20-05-2010 8:19pm

djhunter30 wrote: »

Im suprised it hasnt be noted that Jeremy Kyle is a bad rip off of Jerry Springer. He even looks like his love child.

I think he's more a bad rip-off of Maury. Both try to pass themselves off as clean-cut family men, yet are exploiting the underclass for entertainment purposes whilst at the same time trying to maintain some sort of morality about what they are doing.

Springer on the other hand was clearly just trying to create a freakshow and made very little attempt to hide this ambition from the viewing audience.

Probably explains why I don't mind Springer but wish painful death to Kyle and Povich.

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