Taximen and Prostitutes

heavyballs

Firstly i'm not a taximan but one of my best mates is
He's single and most nights he's out he picks up a prosy as he can't go out and get drunk and do all the usual chat up etc,besides he wouldn't be the best with the chit chat and has a head like a bag a hammers(his words ,not mine)

He reckons a huge % of taxi drivers are avaling of the prosys in town,as soon as the weather gets a bit warm the place is full of them,you'll still see taxi circling that road just over Baggot bridge picking them up and dropping them back
Are taxi mens wives oblivious to this,it's easy enough to take €60 out of your takings and then go home to the wife complaining about how bad business is
My point is taxi drivers are a bunch of ignorent,sleazy prostitute loving clowns(ok not all of them but a lot)

mikom

Taxi driver/Prostitute........... The more you pay the further they go.

admiralofthefleet

how much does a brass add in extras on the meter

rovert

heavyballs wrote: »

Firstly i'm not a taximan but one of my best mates is
He's single and most nights he's out he picks up a prosy as he can't go out and get drunk and do all the usual chat up etc,besides he wouldn't be the best with the chit chat and has a head like a bag a hammers(his words ,not mine)

He reckons a huge % of taxi drivers are avaling of the prosys in town,as soon as the weather gets a bit warm the place is full of them,you'll still see taxi circling that road just over Baggot bridge picking them up and dropping them back
Are taxi mens wives oblivious to this,it's easy enough to take €60 out of your takings and then go home to the wife complaining about how bad business is
My point is taxi drivers are a bunch of ignorent,sleazy prostitute loving clowns(ok not all of them but a lot)

Nah they are just picking up girls outside of Coppers.

Kintarō Hattori

heavyballs wrote: »

My point is taxi drivers are a bunch of ignorent,sleazy prostitute loving clowns(ok not all of them but a lot)

So you have no actual experience of this yourself and you're just going on what your mate says?

NothingMan

I hope they don't charge by the hour, most taxi drivers nowadays take twice as long as necessary to get where you wanna go.

AnonoBoy

heavyballs wrote: »

My point is taxi drivers my mate is an ignorant, sleazy prostitute loving clowns

Fixed.

Gillington

heavyballs wrote: »

Firstly i'm not a taximan but one of my best mates is
He's single and most nights he's out he picks up a prosy as he can't go out and get drunk and do all the usual chat up etc,besides he wouldn't be the best with the chit chat and has a head like a bag a hammers(his words ,not mine)

He reckons a huge % of taxi drivers are avaling of the prosys in town,as soon as the weather gets a bit warm the place is full of them,you'll still see taxi circling that road just over Baggot bridge picking them up and dropping them back
Are taxi mens wives oblivious to this,it's easy enough to take €60 out of your takings and then go home to the wife complaining about how bad business is
My point is taxi drivers are a bunch of ignorent,sleazy prostitute loving clowns(ok not all of them but a lot)

They were until they read this!

stovelid

If a taxi driver did want a prostitute, where would he meter?

Professey Chin

heavyballs wrote: »

Firstly i'm not a taximan but one of my best mates is
He's single and most nights he's out he picks up a prosy as he can't go out and get drunk and do all the usual chat up etc,besides he wouldn't be the best with the chit chat and has a head like a bag a hammers(his words ,not mine)

He reckons a huge % of taxi drivers are avaling of the prosys in town,as soon as the weather gets a bit warm the place is full of them,you'll still see taxi circling that road just over Baggot bridge picking them up and dropping them back
Are taxi mens wives oblivious to this,it's easy enough to take €60 out of your takings and then go home to the wife complaining about how bad business is
My point is taxi drivers are a bunch of ignorent,sleazy prostitute loving clowns(ok not all of them but a lot)

Judging by your name youre just jealous you didnt think up the idea 1st

Lux23

Are all the female taxi drivers picking up rent boys?

gurramok

Thought taxi drivers are going through hard times and unable to afford those activities?

heavyballs

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

So you have no actual experience of this yourself and you're just going on what your mate says?

i was seeing a girl for about a year, she lives in an apartment just off Fitzwilliam sq, during the summer months in particular we would see a lot of empty taxis circling like sharks and then picking up the prosys

heavyballs

Lux23 wrote: »

Are all the female taxi drivers picking up rent boys?

thats a bit of a stupid comment,they don't have d***s last time i checked

ScumLord

stovelid wrote: »

If a taxi driver did want a prostitute, where would he meter?

They'd go towards the rank, all those whores stink so they do.

antodeco

I guess thats what you call a Taxi Meat her

heavyballs

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Judging by your name youre just jealous you didnt think up the idea 1st

only heavyballs as a result of a ridiculously quick re-load capacity:D

super_furry

heavyballs wrote: »

thats a bit of a stupid comment,they don't have d***s last time i checked

What's the point of a rentboy without a dick?

pickarooney

Taximen use prossies. *yawn* that's a bit of a hackneyed cliché at this stage.

topper75

heavyballs wrote: »

He reckons a huge % of taxi drivers

If you scrutinize this element further, you will be on track to resolving the issue OP.

cson

'Seeing'

Yeah, I believe you. Expensive creatures them women are.

punchdrunk

well I hate the thought of giving my money to either,so I don't really give a fúck!

heavyballs

pickarooney wrote: »

Taximen use prossies. *yawn* that's a bit of a hackneyed cliché at this stage.

thanks for your input,NEXT!,or should i say TAXI!

heavyballs

heavyballs wrote: »

Firstly i'm a taximan.

I'm single and most nights I'm out I pick up a prosy as I can't go out and get drunk and do all the usual chat up etc,besides I wouldn't be the best with the chit chat and I have a head like a bag a hammers.

FYP

Menengroth™

antodeco wrote: »

I guess thats what you call a Taxi Meat her

/facepalm

NothingMan

At least it's better than what the truck drivers do with the prostitutes.

heavyballs

rarnes1 wrote: »

FYP

very original,well done

cson

Oh it's 'Prossie' too, not 'prosy'.

Sheesh, at least give the profession it's proper title. :pac:

james116

sad the lot of you. as a taxi driver we have no money to pick anybody up:D

Lux23

That's true. My Dad is a taxidriver and he has no money for rent boys or prostitutes. Heavyballs musn't either or else he wouldn't have heavyballs.

AnonoBoy

Personally I always pay lip service to a taxi driver after he's given me a good ride home.

heavyballs

Lux23 wrote: »

That's true. My Dad is a taxidriver and he has no money for rent boys or prostitutes. Heavyballs musn't either or else he wouldn't have heavyballs.

can you read?

only heavyballs as a result of a ridiculously quick re-load capacity

tony 2 tone

pickarooney wrote: »

Taximen use prossies. *yawn* that's a bit of a hackneyed cliché at this stage.

Oh, pun of the day sir!

AnonoBoy

heavyballs wrote: »

only heavyballs as a result of a ridiculously quick re-load capacity

There, there, of course you do.

jester77

No wonder the fares are so high!

Professey Chin

super_furry wrote: »

What's the point of a rentboy without a dick?

An asshole

Some people are filthy

mikom

*Two minutes into cab ride*
* Uncomfortable silence, so thinks up small talk*

"So are you busy horny tonight.

AnonoBoy

Does anyone else tell outlandish lies to taxi drivers just to pass the time on boring journeys?

john-joe

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/050921/12019__taxidriver_l.jpg



:P

The Master

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Does anyone else tell outlandish lies to taxi drivers just to pass the time on boring journeys?

Always!

AnonoBoy

The Master wrote: »

Always!

So far I've been a presenter of a program about transvestites that's coming out on RTE soon, I've made my money by being the ghost co-writer of Damien Rice's albums and I've been writing the sequel to the Butcher Boy as a graphic novel.

tbh

"you looking for business love?" "maybe....you talking about a ride?" "maybe....wait, what?"

enniscorthy

i guess this must be what they mean by.... "poetic justice" :p:p

Turtyturd

AnonoBoy wrote: »

So far I've been a presenter of a program about transvestites that's coming out on RTE soon, I've made my money by being the ghost co-writer of Damien Rice's albums and I've been writing the sequel to the Butcher Boy as a graphic novel.

Also good if you have a notepad to inspect around the taxi when he is driving and pretend to check things off in the notepad.

skregs

So if the prossie is foreign, what happens then? Does the taximans love of brassers outweigh his hatred of dem bleedin' blacks?

phill106

Cant believe no one posted this yet

ok how do you embed?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvdjSin3oTg

AnonoBoy

phill106 wrote: »

ok how do you embed?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvdjSin3oTg

Not like that anyway.

LFC5Times

Considering taxi drivers are probably one of the ugliest group of people I have seen in general - I am not surprised.

Red Hand

How dare you cast a slur against the fine class of people who've helped build this country.





Ahem.

james116

the poor ladys of the nite.

consultech

stovelid wrote: »

If a taxi driver did want a prostitute, where would he meter?

I dunno... I'd never be with a prosy though, they're all rank.