The Epitome of laziness

Midnight_EG

Is this it?

What was your laziest moment AH?




Mine's usually when I text my Mam, in the middle of the night, telling her what time to wake me up....even though she's in bed.

El Weirdo

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Is this it?

What was your laziest moment AH?




Mine's usually when I text my Mam, in the middle of the night, telling her what time to wake me up....even though she's in bed.

Are you on about the lazy typing?

thetonynator

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Is this it?

What was your laziest moment AH?




Mine's usually when I text my Mam, in the middle of the night, telling her what time to wake me up....even though she's in bed.

Having an alarm clock instead of texting someone to wake you up . . .is that laziness???

Midnight_EG

El Weirdo wrote: »

Are you on about the lazy typing?

She's upstairs, they're downstairs, used Facebook to invite her down!

Turtyturd

Sometimes when I hear the baby crying I will pretend I am still asleep and wait for my girlfriend to climb over me and see to him. Quite the catch I am :rolleyes:.

Barna77

Midnight_EG wrote: »

She's upstairs, they're downstairs, used Facebook to invite her down!

Ex housemates used to phome each other when both of them were in the house. Lazy arses

Benny Lava

"The Epitome of Laziness" is the name of Benny Lava's autobiography.

jd007

sometimesigettoolazytoconstructpropersentences.:pac:

Waterloo Sunset

Sometimes I get too lazy to sleep.

I leave the main ceiling light on and by the time I'm really tired and want to sleep, the lightswitch seems too far away.

It ends up being too bright to sleep and I sleepily grumble about the brightness instead of switching it off.

mig mag

Turtyturd wrote: »

Sometimes when I hear the baby crying I will pretend I am still asleep and wait for my girlfriend to climb over me and see to him. Quite the catch I am :rolleyes:.

Don't worry, you're not alone in that one, my hubby has it mastered! :rolleyes:
One of my lazy things is preparing double amounts of veg when I'm doing dinner and freezing half for LAZY days

tony 2 tone

Downloading an album because I can't be arsed going upstairs and getting it.

Biggins

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ocokev

Had to watch the same channel on tv all day yesterday cos the remote fell off the couch.

FearDark

Im Mexican.

starbelgrade

I once worked in a warehouse & used a forklift to put a single 2.5L can of paint back onto a shelf.

gagiteebo

Being in the sitting room and ringing whoever is in the kitchen to tell them to make me a cup of tea Too lazy to go in and make it or go in and tell them to make it, even too lazy to shout in to them....

Herbal Deity

Once, I was told to go upstairs and tell my sister that dinner was ready, I didn't budge and called the house phone from my mobile instead.

After about 3 rings, my sister thunders down the stairs to answer it.

She was not impressed.

Pauleta

Ive been meaning to bring a DVD of Intermission downstairs for 4 years

Fizman

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Mine's usually when I text my Mam, in the middle of the night,

I'm sure I'm not the only one who shuddered a little bit when reading this bit?

del88

laziness is .....feck it ...couldn't be bo

starbelgrade

I'm so lazy, I sit down on the jacks to p*ss.

I'm a bloke.

fearcruach

Using the software shutoff feature on my Xbox instead of walking a foot to turn it off manually

The Gibzilla

Put a fridge and kettle in me sitting room it just cut the whole going to the kitchen thing out then started to keep two 2ltrs of water in the fridge to cut down on the filling the kettle thing

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Pissing in the pint glass in my room

Benny Lava

I'm a student.

'Nuff said.

Executive Steve

A wise old woman said of me when I was a teenager that "If there was work in the bed he'd sleep on the floor".

I'm so lazy that I can't be bothered t

Canard

To think of your own joke?

Dancor

When the romote from my TV broke I used a long stick to change the channels. My friends and folks slagged me about the lazyness but I still wouldnt have had to move if I had a romote.

Sharpshooter

Miguel Small Rakishly wrote: »

Pissing in the pint glass in my room

I hope you never wake up thirsty.:pac:

Krusader

starbelgrade wrote: »

I'm so lazy, I sit down on the jacks to p*ss.

I'm a bloke.

Haha, I thought I was the only one, though I usually do it when i'm p!ssed so I don't spray all over the toilet seat

Lando Griffin

Dancor wrote: »

When the romote from my TV broke I used a long stick to change the channels.

Thats a very remote control all right!

Lando Griffin

This year my lawn is going to be called a meadow.

amiable

I've a friend who married a woman with six kids already
Now that is the height of laziness

NothingMan

Not eating because there was no food in the apartment and I'd have to go downstairs to meet a delivery driver.

stovelid

Turtyturd wrote: »

Sometimes when I hear the baby crying I will pretend I am still asleep and wait for my girlfriend to climb over me and see to him. Quite the catch I am :rolleyes:.

This works best when you 'wake up' at the same time as your partner but delay it just enough so they are out of bed ahead of you, and you can climb back into bed in an "alright, alright, attend to the child if you insist" fashion.

The timing is paramount though.

seamus

A house I used to live in had a dodgy alarm that used to go off in the middle of the night for no reason, with the main internal bell being right outside my door.

If it went off and I knew my housemate was in, I'd just stay in bed and wrap my head in the pillow until he got up to turn it off :pac:

Banned Account

Haven't wiped me hole since 1982. If you stay sitting on the toilet it eventually cakes and then rubs off as you walk to the fridge to get a beer.

biko

FearDark wrote: »

Im Mexican.

Watch it, just a warning.

Banned Account

biko wrote: »

Watch it, just a warning.

Take it easy dude, he's obviously joking.





Everyone knows mexicans can't spell.;)

captainspeckle

Saw a woman drive to the shop instead of walk a weeks back. The shop is less than 100 feet from her house. Its actually quicker to walk to the shop than drive and park outside! Seriously lazy.

Also I have seen college friends eat lasagne out of an old pizza box becasue they were too lazy to wash a plate. :eek:

AssaultedPeanut

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Haven't wiped me hole since 1982. If you stay sitting on the toilet it eventually cakes and then rubs off as you walk to the fridge to get a beer.

Thank you for completing my Monday morning with visuals I did not wish to have. Mind rape

Banned Account

captainspeckle wrote: »

Also I have seen college friends eat lasagne out of an old pizza box becasue they were too lazy to wash a plate. :eek:

I call shennanigans on this one. What was the lasagbe cooked in? It usually comes in a foil tray, if you really wanted to avoid the dishes you would just eat it out of the tray.

Of course, you may reply "it was a big lasagne he had cooked - again, the probability of finding a person who is too lazy to use plates but willing to cook a large lasagne for his friends is remote to say the least.


(I am pernickity on Mondays)

captainspeckle

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

I call shennanigans on this one. What was the lasagbe cooked in? It usually comes in a foil tray, if you really wanted to avoid the dishes you would just eat it out of the tray.

Of course, you may reply "it was a big lasagne he had cooked - again, the probability of finding a person who is too lazy to use plates but willing to cook a large lasagne for his friends is remote to say the least.


(I am pernickity on Mondays)

I agree with you! I really couldn't understand why he did it? It was one of those ones you get in tesco in the foil tin. But he took it out of the tin and into the pizza box anyways?!..... He is a student after all does he need anymore explanation than that?

stovelid

I used to share a place with two girls and one of them would sleep through (or just ignore) her (electric) alarm clock. As she got up a lot earlier than us, it would go on for ages and annoy everyone so I used to get up and trip the mains switch outside my room, knocking off the alarm and making her seriously late for work when she eventually did get up.

Driving to my Aunts house which is right next door, Ive done it more than once too.

billymitchell

Ensley Cool Sunbather wrote: »

Driving to my Aunts house which is right next door, Ive done it more than once too.

Similar, driving to the local shop when it is quicker to walk!

StormWarrior

When a young couple I know had a baby, the boyfriend did not like changing nappies and wanted to get out of it. So everytime it was his turn, he purposely did such a bad job of it that the baby got terrible nappy rash and the mother never asked him to do it again. Lazy, but a stroke of genius really.

StormWarrior

captainspeckle wrote: »

Also I have seen college friends eat lasagne out of an old pizza box becasue they were too lazy to wash a plate. :eek:

I have done things like this many times. Can't be arsed to do the washing up for ages, no plates left, just scrape the top layer of mould off one and use that.

Hogzy

Bringing the dog for a walk, Just leave him out of the car and slowly drive away while calling him. Great exercise!

Lemegeton

i am currently making digital copies of my dvd collection so i can watch them from my ps3 and hard drive and i dont have to keep getting up to change discs. i think its awesome but my GF says its just laziness