Worst thing you have seen going on in nightclubs.

Don Keypunch

Worst thing you have seen going on in nightclubs.

dr.bollocko

The music.

molloyjazz

people riding in the jacks

El Weirdo

You first OP.

fillmore jive

Price of drink.

admiralofthefleet

handbag theft, from a well spoken girl in the harcourt hotel

Fukuyama

my dancing

KeithM89_old

Fat girls in skimpy clothes

neil_hosey

a raid...
people doing coke in open air...
smoking weed when before the smoking ban.

Grossly unfair fights.

some male dancers ))))

neil_hosey

Keithm89 wrote: »

Fat girls in skimpy clothes

aint that the truth, brother.

alwaysadub

people puking in the corner and legging it. Then someone else coming along standing in it..no wonder the carpets were always sticky!

bazmaiden

the amount of scum

InkSlinger67

Lads with their cock out in the middle of dancefloor pissing while dancing

Can't bring my oulfella anywhere!!!

El Weirdo

neil_hosey wrote: »

people doing coke in open air...
smoking weed when before the smoking ban.

OP said the worst thing.

Duggy747

People hiding their jackets in a big clump behind a seat / gambling machine only for some drunk student to waddle over and get sick all over them I've seen that happen twice.

One of the cubicle jacks smeared from top to bottom in shìt with brown handprints everywhere, a pair of boxers on the ground in brown goo and a mountain of tissue that Everest would be proud of sticking out of the toilet. The guy must've been spinning and shìtting at the same time...........I still get flashbacks from the sight of it :pac: I knew the poor black fella in the jacks who had to clean it up.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

bar closing

admiralofthefleet

Keithm89 wrote: »

Fat girls in skimpy clothes

like 10 pound of shite in a 5 pound bag

dr.bollocko

Country nightclubs when they play the National Anthem at the end of the night. That's always a laugh.*








*crap.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Keithm89 wrote: »

Fat girls in skimpy clothes

We call them muffins

You know the way the muffin hangs out over the wrapping? A bit like a fat birds belly in a skirt and skimpy top :P


I have yet to see anything that shocked me in a club. The usual fights, shagging in the jacks, doing coke in the jacks... it's all meh.

bronte

Worked in one during a summer about 6 years ago. One night I was clearing tables upstairs and I caught two people doing it . :eek: In full view of everyone.

Calmly went down and told the bouncer who promptly removed them

Not on bronte's watch. :cool:

Lollipops23

In D2 in the ladies, at the mirror doing the aul slap and girls either side of me came out of cubicles snorting and feverishly rubbing their noses.2 guesses as to whay they were up to....:rolleyes:

El Weirdo

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Country nightclubs when they play the National Anthem at the end of the night. That's always a laugh.*








*crap.

What about the ones that play the "dance" version?

*shudder*

Mint Sauce

[insert AH joke about person who raised you here]

and

b!tch fighting

:eek:

k99_64

Under age disco in the nightclub and I had to work at it, kids up to the elbow into each other.

Fukuyama

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

Lads with their cock out in the middle of dancefloor pissing while dancing

Can't bring my oulfella anywhere!!!

LMAO when I read that

molloyjazz

alwaysadub wrote: »

people puking in the corner and legging it. Then someone else coming along standing in it..no wonder the carpets were always sticky!

Jesus if you have to puke in a nightclub do it in stealth style.. when i feel im about to hurl i head across the dance floor, whilst in the crowd and still walking i drop the chin 45 degrees and high pressure projectile vomit onto the floor. all in one motion, with no one the wiser.. as i cross the other side of the dancefloor i can hear some fat one in skimpy cloths Muffin slip and break her back.

Crann na Beatha

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molloyjazz

Obaraten wrote: »

lad in the jacks pissing into half a pint of carlsberg.leaving it out on the table to some drunken drink thief gulping it down that was sick ****

thats justice

JohnnyChimpo

Getting my lovely warm winter jacket nicked one bitterly cold December's night in D2, and having to toddle on home with my nips protruding through my paper-thin shirt. Although I guess the problem here was that I didn't see it happening. And yeah, I guess it's my fault for being in D2.

Also my mate getting the lil chap out in some ****hole nightclub in Dingle. Nobody seemed that perturbed or anything, I just wish I hadn't been eye-level with his crotch at the time.

mstan

Shiftin

The_Kew_Tour

Fighting and guys just in club to fight. If you want fight just go to boxing club, plenty of men waiting for you in them.

Tail Wagger

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Country nightclubs when they play the National Anthem at the end of the night. That's always a laugh.*








*crap.

You think thats bad, you'd want to be living in Carlingford Co. Louth one foot in Ireland and the other in the North, there's a toss up for the NA up here?

stepbar

molloyjazz wrote: »

people riding in the jacks

Were you doing the riding or the perving?

admiralofthefleet

Charlee Short Ibex wrote: »

We call them muffins

You know the way the muffin hangs out over the wrapping? A bit like a fat birds belly in a skirt and skimpy top :P

also known as a gunt, a gut that hangs over the........ c u next tuesday

k99_64 wrote: »

Under age disco in the nightclub and I had to work at it, kids up to the elbow into each other.

the memories of going to wesley just came flooding back

Tail Wagger

Lollipops23 wrote: »

In D2 in the ladies, at the mirror doing the aul slap and girls either side of me came out of cubicles snorting and feverishly rubbing their noses.2 guesses as to whay they were up to....:rolleyes:

dandruff in their kacks?

LC2010HIS

girls pretendin to be lesbians to attract lads lol
creepy friends dads cracking on to young girls lol
eh - drunk girls humpin the back off a guy who has his back to her and doesnt even notice :P
Women who are your mothers age crackin onto guys who are younger you lol
Women who start fights with the fella whos fighting their fella - scenes from jeremy kyle style
People who have no rhythm at all
Girls who start fights because you compliment them :rolleyes:
haha

El Weirdo

LC2010HIS wrote: »

girls pretendin to be lesbians to attract lads lol

I refer you to my earlier post.

Blobby George

I saw a guy puke in to a drunk strangers hood one time outside a club. Lot of people standing around waiting for a taxi and lo and behold it starts lashing down. Up comes your mans hood and a head full of carrot purée for his troubles.

LandoCalrissian

Seeing a guy puke off a balcony onto two girls

actually maybe it was the funniest thing I've seen in a nightclub?

LC2010HIS

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

like 10 pound of shite in a 5 pound bag

OMG I love your humour :D:D:D:D im laughing soooo hard haha

Wolfe Tone

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Country nightclubs when they play the National Anthem at the end of the night. That's always a laugh.*








*crap.

I like the national anthem at the end of the night. Most of the time its the best piece of music they play. Its the way people react to it that sucks.

LC2010HIS

El Weirdo wrote: »

I refer you to my earlier post?

fair enough but im a girl and when you know them...*awkward*:rolleyes:

MJOR

a guy using his bud bottle to pleasure a woman... between the legs.

also a **** stained sock

LC2010HIS

MJOR wrote: »

a guy using his bud bottle to pleasure a woman... between the legs.

also a **** stained sock

WHAT THE???? ...

smcgiff

MJOR wrote: »

also a **** stained sock

cause it hurt

evercloserunion

Friend of mine got a blowjob on the dancefloor. Thankfully I didn't actually see that though.

SoulTrader

Once saw some guy getting whacked off by a tart in the corner of a nightclub. They were none too discrete about it.

Liam Byrne

Don Keypunch wrote: »

Worst thing you have seen going on in nightclubs.

People falling over / puking / staggering around because they drank far too much.

Gillington

Saw a lad who must of been 50,injectin himself in the groin area on the dance floor at an Aslan gig in a nightclub,Rotten I tell ya

admiralofthefleet

MJOR wrote: »

a guy using his bud bottle to pleasure a woman... between the legs.

also a **** stained sock

jaysus thats disgusting. budweiser



could he not have used a heineken bottle

El Weirdo

Gillington wrote: »

Saw a lad who must of been 50,injectin himself in the groin area on the dance floor at an Aslan gig in a nightclub,Rotten I tell ya

Maybe he was a diabetic.


Edit: Oh wait... Aslan? Sorry.