Sly male make up in a nightclub

Rockrugby

I'm a teenager, and I go to disco's most weekends
I was in the wezz a couple of weeks ago and was having a DMC with this drunk guy and I asked him how the hell he was getting so many women as he does not even play rugby, I did not even know his name he was such a random person

Anyway he said he wears make up under the dark lights and he has increased his pull from 3 to 9 on an average night out

That's up 2 fold , just because of that added variable.

So Last week, I took up the challenge and bought some male make up. and to my surprise i had girls asking me do i drink lots of water because my skin was fantastic, also not a mention of the make up to my surprise too.

I pulled 5 women and could have tagged another as i had a free gaff, but i'm not that kind of guy who does that to girls how might be under the influence

So would guys wear make up if they could pull more women??

PCPhoto

Rockrugby wrote: »

I'm a teenager, and I go to disco's most weekends
I was in the wezz a couple of weeks ago and was having a DMC with this drunk guy and I asked him how the hell he was getting so many women as he does not even play rugby, I did not even know his name he was such a random person

Anyway he said he wears make up under the dark lights and he has increased his pull from 3 to 9 on an average night out

That's up 2 fold , just because of that added variable.

So Last week, I took up the challenge and bought some male make up. and to my surprise i had girls asking me do i drink lots of water because my skin was fantastic, also not a mention of the make up to my surprise too.

I pulled 5 women and could have tagged another as i had a free gaff, but i'm not that kind of guy who does that to girls how might be under the influence

So would guys wear make up if they could pull more women??

small problem ..... yer a kid and girls your age might think its cool/funny/different .... most grown ups would consider it wierd and
freakish. (with the exception of goths)

Pherekydes

Rockrugby wrote: »

I was in the wezz a couple of weeks ago...

You didn't get your head kicked in? Good going.

Rockrugby wrote: »

...how the hell he was getting so many women as he does not even play rugby...

LMAO. Tiger Woods didn't play Rugby. I think the girls are more impressed with money. They're shallow like that, aren't you girls?

Snowie

LOL OP what ever works for you man ....

This threads making me feel nostalgic :pac:
Reminds me of filling parents vodca bottels with water stashing the plastic botels of vodka coke mix in in my dads jeep when saying oh im changing the cds . .... Droping us off uss at macy ds and drinking the rest on the way to the club.......

Tho i remember a mate skulling some wiskey and coke and pking every where.... what a waste..

Bottle_of_Smoke

I think it could work in a wezz scenario. I mean I went there on junior cert night, the procedure was generally "hey, will you meet me?" Yes/No-> move on to the next one.

For places I go to I don't think it would work as you usually have to talk to the girl before ya get a snog. I don't think i'd wear it even if it meant pulling more.

molloyjazz

Rockrugby wrote: »

I'm a teenager, and I go to disco's most weekends
I was in the wezz a couple of weeks ago and was having a DMC with this drunk guy and I asked him how the hell he was getting so many women as he does not even play rugby, I did not even know his name he was such a random person

Anyway he said he wears make up under the dark lights and he has increased his pull from 3 to 9 on an average night out

That's up 2 fold , just because of that added variable.

So Last week, I took up the challenge and bought some male make up. and to my surprise i had girls asking me do i drink lots of water because my skin was fantastic, also not a mention of the make up to my surprise too.

I pulled 5 women and could have tagged another as i had a free gaff, but i'm not that kind of guy who does that to girls how might be under the influence

So would guys wear make up if they could pull more women??

You said you were asking him how he pulls so much? what ever gave you the idea he did when he was alone at the bar with plenty of time to tell you about he joys of make-up!

Any way what make-up did ya use, and how and where was it applied?

Mackman

Rockrugby wrote: »

I asked him how the hell he was getting so many women as he does not even play rugby

:eek: Thats unpossible!!

I dunno, this kinda wreaks of "Not me, but a friend..."

In any case, no, i personally wouldnt wear make up. Maybe if i was horribly scarred and needed to cover it up because i was self-concious.
But that wouldnt happen either, cause everyone knows, chicks dig scars:cool:

Herbal Deity

The OP's post is a perfect example of why not to send your children to a private, rugby school.

thirtythirty

Rockrugby wrote: »

I was in the wezz a couple of weeks ago and was having a DMC with this drunk guy and I asked him how the hell he was getting so many women as he does not even play rugby.

So would guys wear make up if they could pull more women??

Just FYI, if taggin' birds is your everything, be sure to lose the rugby f/ag persona when you leave school! Most of my mates are Rock lads and played rugby, won the senior cup, yadda yadda yadda, but the lads who still act like rugger heads are complete gob****es now and don't get any birds. Most girls grow tired of it almost immediately after 1st year college..
Oh, and make sure not to be one of the lads who walk along the road with your hands down your cotton trakkies - it's not a cool walk, it's hilarious!

Anyway, as for the makeup thing, go for it now while you can now. As soon as one of the girls picks up on it your pretty much f'kd. May as well rack up the numbers while ye can

Rockrugby

molloyjazz wrote: »

You said you were asking him how he pulls so much? what ever gave you the idea he did when he was alone at the bar with plenty of time to tell you about he joys of make-up!

Any way what make-up did ya use, and how and where was it applied?

Jean Paul Gaultier,expensive but whatever!! with my hands on my face obviously dude:rolleyes:

Rockrugby

molloyjazz wrote: »

You said you were asking him how he pulls so much? what ever gave you the idea he did when he was alone at the bar with plenty of time to tell you about he joys of make-up!

Any way what make-up did ya use, and how and where was it applied?

Dude there is no bar at wezz hahaaaaaaaaaaahahaha!!!!:rolleyes:

lmao.....i just fell over my chair there i was laughing so hard,

s_carnage

Herbal Deity wrote: »

The OP's post is a perfect example of why not to send your children to a private, rugby school.

Agree 100%, I see maths isn't thought to well there either!!:rolleyes:

Vinta81

Bless your cotton socks.

whadabouchasir

Rockrugby wrote: »

lmao.....i just fell over my chair there i was laughing so hard,

You must have really poor balance.

Professey Chin

Make-Up? Wezz? WTF?
I fear for the future

Carlos_Ray

Rockrugby wrote: »

I'm a teenager, and I go to disco's most weekends
I was in the wezz a couple of weeks ago and was having a DMC with this drunk guy and I asked him how the hell he was getting so many women as he does not even play rugby, I did not even know his name he was such a random person

Brilliant!

Aodan83

Its not something I've ever thought of doing. Don't really feel it's necessary antway, I do well enough as I am. And i don't even play rugby.

DubMedic

Herbal Deity wrote: »

The OP's post is a perfect example of why not to send your children to a private, rugby school.

How could you be so narrow minded?.

BumbleB

Rockrugby wrote: »

I'm a teenager, and I go to disco's most weekends
I was in the wezz a couple of weeks ago and was having a DMC with this drunk guy and I asked him how the hell he was getting so many women as he does not even play rugby, I did not even know his name he was such a random person

Anyway he said he wears make up under the dark lights and he has increased his pull from 3 to 9 on an average night out

That's up 2 fold , just because of that added variable.

So Last week, I took up the challenge and bought some male make up. and to my surprise i had girls asking me do i drink lots of water because my skin was fantastic, also not a mention of the make up to my surprise too.

I pulled 5 women and could have tagged another as i had a free gaff, but i'm not that kind of guy who does that to girls how might be under the influence

So would guys wear make up if they could pull more women??

No ,dont go there !. Makeup is a pretty toxic substance . Drink 2l of water a day instead.If you want more women all you need is the liathroidi to go up and challenge her.Its all about confidence.

I went to one of those poxy private schools where rugby was more important than education .I know I come for a priviledged backround like most of my classmates at the time but for some strange reason I abhorred them, with their pretentious crap like my dad has a merc ,my dad owns a nightclub my dad is buying me a BMW and so on , anyhow like a previous poster said these guys go on forever about their past glories ,still dress in rugby tops 24/7 even when theyre 40 and fat .I work with a guy like that , he's a gob****e.

Prof.Badass

I suspect a possible troll .

Rockrugby

DubMedic wrote: »

How could you be so narrow minded?.

I agree..why are people judging and hating so much
we are all people at the end of the day right no matter where we come from.
Also this has nothing to do with private school, its about make up arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:mad:

Nemanja91

Rockrugby wrote: »

I agree..why are people judging and hating so much
we are all people at the end of the day right no matter where we come from.
Also this has nothing to do with private school, its about make up arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:mad:

Well people will judge you because your a teenager and your wearing makeup! Seriously like around rugby heads supposed to be hard men

Gyalist

Rockrugby wrote: »

Anyway he said he wears make up under the dark lights and he has increased his pull from 3 to 9 on an average night out

That's up 2 fold , just because of that added variable.

I hope that you are not considering a career in business.

Thanks for the early morning laugh!!

Mr Benevolent

Gyalist wrote: »

I hope that you are not considering a career in business.

Thanks for the early morning laugh!!

Yup, 'tis threefold OP.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

You fell off your chair at someone suggesting there was a bar at Wezz, but yet you're considering wearing make-up.:pac:

silverharp

OP, maybe you need to get a good "gap yah" routine together, should work wonders with the totty. But seriously, good times, it was Wesley in my day, when the F did it become "the Wez"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKFjWR7X5dU

thethedev

Rockrugby wrote: »

I'm a teenager, and I go to disco's most weekends
I was in the wezz a couple of weeks ago and was having a DMC with this drunk guy and I asked him how the hell he was getting so many womene does not even play rugby, I did not even know his name he was such a random person

Anyway he said he wears make up under the dark lights and he has increased his pull from 3 to 9 on an average night out

That's up 2 fold , just because of that added variable.

So Last week, I took up the challenge and bought some male make up. and to my surprise i had girls asking me do i drink lots of water because my skin was fantastic, also not a mention of the make up to my surprise too.

I pulled 5 women and could have tagged another as i had a free gaff, but i'm not that kind of guy who does that to girls how might be under the influence

So would guys wear make up if they could pull more women??

Ya, cos you know all those, body builders, tennis players, swimmers, rock climbers, Footballers, hurlers etc etc etc never have a chance.....loike.

This is a piss take ya?
And I think if you got a girl back and it turned out you were wearing make up she'd laugh at ya and run out the door, two seconds after you've left an imprint of your face on her pillow....(by pillow I mean tits:cool:)

Tefral

Thought this was "The GENTLEMENTS" Club??

No self respecting Gentleman wears makeup..

molloyjazz

cronin_j wrote: »

Thought this was "The GENTLEMENTS" Club??

No self respecting Gentleman wears makeup..

thread closed, me thinks.

Rockrugby

Confab wrote: »

Yup, 'tis threefold OP.

I seen that mistake thanks

mardybumbum

whadabouchasir wrote: »

You must have really poor balance.

Or cerebellar ataxia.

A_Border_Bandit

Holy mother! I'd actually be horrified to see what sort of reaction the OP and his "pal" would get in my local! Is this what guys want to do to attract ladies now? Even the "doesn't even play rugby" comment is unbelievable...

I know a couple of lads that need to spend a day cuttin' turf!

:eek:

molloyjazz

Rockrugby wrote: »

was having a DMC with this drunk guy and I asked him how the hell he was getting so many women as he does not even play rugby

yeeah that one for the books alright!

PK2008

Rockrugby wrote: »

Anyway he said he wears make up under the dark lights and he has increased his pull from 3 to 9 on an average night out

In my day I was happy if I could pull 1 woman in the night!!! Im wondering why he felt the need to go increase from 3-9?

P.S. whats a DMC?

Also where can buy this magical make up????

Aodan83

PK2008 wrote: »

In my day I was happy if I could pull 1 woman in the night!!! Im wondering why he felt the need to go increase from 3-9?

P.S. whats a DMC?

Also where can buy this magical make up????

Deep meaningful conversation. Or possibly drunken meaningful conversation. Think its the first though.

D'Agger

PK2008 wrote: »

In my day I was happy if I could pull 1 woman in the night!!!

The Celtic Tiger produced alota slúts

Snowie

what does DMC mean ?

Ardennes1944

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

what does DMC mean ?

look up

fizzynicenice

Rockrugby wrote: »

lmao.....i just fell over my chair there i was laughing so hard,

In that case you should have said JFOMCL.

Also, OP is whats terrible and wrong with the youth, the country, planet Earth and existance itself.

Barna77

Rockrugby wrote: »

I asked him how the hell he was getting so many women as he does not even play rugby, too.

LMAO And there he was, roysh...

Male make up? Jaysus... that's a no go area.

pikachucheeks

Herbal Deity wrote: »

The OP's post is a perfect example of why not to send your children to a private, rugby school.

:rolleyes:

Why?
The OP never said he went to a private, rugby school. He just said he went to Wesley disco.

My brother goes to a private, rugby school and as far as I can see, there's nothing wrong with the school or him.

Teenagers will be teenagers, I don't think it has much to do with what school they go to.

edit: just looked at his username "rockrugby" ... meaning he *probably* goes to Blackrock College, but still. You can't tar everyone who goes to a private, rugby school with the same brush. Not everyone acts like the OP and the stereotypical crowd that's seen at Wesley.

cronin_j wrote: »

No self respecting Gentleman wears makeup..

Each to their own. There's plenty of make-up especially for men these days!

Jax Teller

Rockrugby wrote: »

I pulled 5 women and could have tagged another as i had a free gaff, but i'm not that kind of guy who does that to girls how might be under the influence

So would guys wear make up if they could pull more women??

em could have ? Why the fcuk didn't you bring her home .you already pulled 5 , 1 more ain't going to make a big deal

OldGoat

Will someone please shoot this thread in the head and put it out of my misery.

PARKHEAD67

Rockrugby wrote: »

I'm a teenager, and I go to disco's most weekends
I was in the wezz a couple of weeks ago and was having a DMC with this drunk guy and I asked him how the hell he was getting so many women as he does not even play rugby, I did not even know his name he was such a random person

Anyway he said he wears make up under the dark lights and he has increased his pull from 3 to 9 on an average night out

That's up 2 fold , just because of that added variable.

So Last week, I took up the challenge and bought some male make up. and to my surprise i had girls asking me do i drink lots of water because my skin was fantastic, also not a mention of the make up to my surprise too.

I pulled 5 women and could have tagged another as i had a free gaff, but i'm not that kind of guy who does that to girls how might be under the influence

So would guys wear make up if they could pull more women??

what is this world coming to??

PARKHEAD67

OldGoat wrote: »

Will someone please shoot this thread in the head and put it out of my misery.

Never a truer word spoken.

Rockrugby

OldGoat wrote: »

Will someone please shoot this thread in the head and put it out of my misery.

Your a Mountie by that name

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Can I just get one thing straight, not all teenage rugby players even consider shít like this. Well the ones from Laois anyway.:P

Wacker

Rockrugby wrote: »

Your a Mountie by that name

As someone who will be attending his ten year reunion from Blackrock College in one week, I am happy to report that the OP is not a representative sample of the majority of grads!

OP, grow up a little, would you? And it's you're, not your.

OldGoat

OP, could you tell me what you mean by 'Mountie'? It's a slang term I don't recognize. Just wondering if that was meant to be an insult. I'd hate to misunderstand your jibe.

Wacker

OldGoat wrote: »

OP, could you tell me what you mean by 'Mountie'? It's a slang term I don't recognize. Just wondering if that was meant to be an insult. I'd hate to misunderstand your jibe.

A girl in school in Mount Anville. This 'genius' OP doesn't realize that people outside of his circle don't talk or think that way.

OldGoat

He called me a schoolgirl? :rolleyes: Boring troll is boring.