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One sheet does plenty

  • 09-05-2010 6:14pm
    #1
    tbaymusicman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭


    Im sorry but has anyone seen the new plenty toilet paper add???The clearly says one Sh1t does plenty haha


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  • #2
    karlog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    What do you mean ****? I'm assuming you mean SH1T right?


  • #3
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Oh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


  • #4
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Ad. Ad is short for advertisement . Add is to sum up figures.


    One sheet rarely does the Flutt.... wad of paper wrapped around the hand and scrape her clean.

    Only way.


  • #5
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    I aint wringing it out!!!


  • #6
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    I agree! I get jokes! :confused:


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  • #7
    fearcruach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 357 ✭✭fearcruach


    That program were they had English lads doing 1950's British Army training were only allowed to use one sheet. You had to fold it over every time you wiped to maximise it's use.

    These are recessionary times :D


  • #8
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    "Nobody messes with the Jesus"


  • #9
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    fearcruach wrote: »
    That program were they had English lads doing 1950's British Army training were only allowed to use one sheet. You had to fold it over every time you wiped to maximise it's use.

    These are recessionary times :D

    Bidet?


  • #10
    karlog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    no matter how good the toilet roll is i still need at least half of it to wipe my ass clean


  • #11
    Typhoon.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 986 ✭✭✭Typhoon.


    only if you wipe your arse with kitchen paper.... is that not what the ad is for? not bog roll


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  • #12
    karlog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    Typhoon. wrote: »
    only if you wipe your arse with kitchen paper.... is that not what the ad is for? not bog roll

    no pretty sure its bog roll but kitchen paper can be used. clogs the damn toilet though.


  • #13
    Typhoon.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 986 ✭✭✭Typhoon.


    heh heh... i'll bring my own double quilted if i go round your house so .... i like my luxury :D

    http://www.plenty.co.uk/


  • #14
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Juan **** does planty


  • #15
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I'll use as many sheets as it takes.


  • #16
    Bolag_the_2nd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭Bolag_the_2nd


    efb wrote: »
    Bidet?


    pft, Hose. :)


  • #17
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    ok...i really shouldn't have read this thread while eating.
    And down goes the plate..


  • #18
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Someone once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.




    /gets coat...


  • #19
    dubtom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭dubtom


    Johnsons Wet ones people. Bog roll tears the hole off me now.


  • #20
    tbaymusicman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭tbaymusicman


    dubtom wrote: »
    Johnsons Wet ones people. Bog roll tears the hole off me now.

    Aww does one have a little soft arse or are you full of piles haha


  • #21
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    tbaymusicman wrote: »
    Aww does one have a little soft arse or are you full of piles haha

    Your only man when the 'Farmers' are dangling and getting taut.

    Burst a clump of 'Chalfonts' with rough arsepaper in the Malton in Galway.

    Fcuking strides were spattered and I had to go back to the room to apply an arsewad of cotton wool soaked in Savlon and change to new kex.


    Mean fcukers.

    Always use the 'wets' ever since on away trips.


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  • #22
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    dubtom wrote: »
    Johnsons Wet ones people. Bog roll tears the hole off me now.

    Really depends on the texture. Sticky tough oness maybe...

    Ordinarlly a Few wipes of Triple pli is all good!


  • #23
    MikeRoeSopht
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25 ✭MikeRoeSopht


    I thought the actor in question was Nicolas Cage. Look closely at his face the next time the add is on. he must need the monies


  • #24
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    MikeRoeSopht wrote: »
    I thought the actor in question was Nicolas Cage. Look closely at his face the next time the add is on. he must need the monies

    And it's probably the best thing he's ever been in....


  • #25
    Sanjuro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    fearcruach wrote: »
    That program were they had English lads doing 1950's British Army training were only allowed to use one sheet. You had to fold it over every time you wiped to maximise it's use.

    These are recessionary times :D
    That may be all right for a log of quite substantial structural integrity. One knotch above the phantom poo. But for atomic explosive diarrhea, you need the best part of a roll. Hell, there are those rare occassions when the entire toilet needs replacing.


  • #26
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    efb wrote: »
    Bidet?
    Bolag_the_2nd wrote: »
    pft, Hose. :)

    pft....sex slave with a scat fetish.


  • #27
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Your only man when the 'Farmers' are dangling and getting taut.

    Burst a clump of 'Chalfonts' with rough arsepaper in the Malton in Galway.

    Fcuking strides were spattered and I had to go back to the room to apply an arsewad of cotton wool soaked in Savlon and change to new kex.

    Mean fcukers.

    Always use the 'wets' ever since on away trips.

    Are you speaking some odd Caribbean dialect of English?


  • #28
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Are you speaking some odd Caribbean dialect of English?

    Yeah, it's a dialect called b*llox.


  • #29
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    This is about arsepaper right?


  • #30
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Zombienosh wrote: »
    This is about arsepaper right?


    Kitchen towels, I think. The ones you use when you run out of arsepaper.


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  • #31
    Gillington
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,555 ✭✭✭Gillington


    MikeRoeSopht wrote: »
    I thought the actor in question was Nicolas Cage. Look closely at his face the next time the add is on. he must need the monies

    If it is him give that man an Oscar!


  • #32
    Scarydoll
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭Scarydoll


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX6jxduNHyQ


  • #33
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Scarydoll wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX6jxduNHyQ

    It's hard to tell if it's Nic Cage or not when we can't see his epic hair.


  • #34
    Scarydoll
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭Scarydoll


    Whoever he is, he has a nice arse.


  • #35
    MikeRoeSopht
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25 ✭MikeRoeSopht


    lol - defo Nicolas Cage
    my favourite add on tv right now
    makes me feel dirty for some reason


  • #36
    Gaudizeit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 159 ✭✭Gaudizeit


    Juan sheet does plenty when you've cleared half the mess up with the other cheap stuff.


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  • #37
    King Felix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 532 ✭✭✭King Felix


    Bolag_the_2nd wrote: »
    pft, Hose. :)


    No way, hosé.


  • #38
    smokedeels
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭smokedeels


    Cage selling toilet paper is too much, i'm still struggling with the image of Benicio Del Toro flogging magnums.

    I didn't know illegal downloads had hurt the film industry's revenue quite so badly.


  • #39
    MikeRoeSopht
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25 ✭MikeRoeSopht


    smokedeels wrote: »
    Cage selling toilet paper is too much, i'm still struggling with the image of Benicio Del Toro flogging magnums.

    I didn't know illegal downloads had hurt the film industry's revenue quite so badly.

    lol


  • #40
    dubes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48 ✭dubes


    Friend!! Football Friend!!
    :D:D:D:D:D:D


  • #41
    HereNorThere
    Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭HereNorThere


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    ok...i really shouldn't have read this thread while eating.
    And down goes the plate..

    LOLOLOL !

    Yes, this topic is.....different. :D



    Having Irritable Bowel Syndrome I go through the stuff like crazy.

    Shhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
    Don't tell anyone.


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  • #42
    MikeRoeSopht
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25 ✭MikeRoeSopht


    HereNorThere wrote: »
    LOLOLOL !

    Yes, this topic is.....different. :D



    Having Irritable Bowel Syndrome I go through the stuff like crazy.

    Shhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
    Don't tell anyone.


    I won't but just remember during your bowel movement
    juan sheet...does planty


  • #43
    HereNorThere
    Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭HereNorThere


    MikeRoeSopht wrote: »
    I won't but just remember during your bowel movement
    juan sheet...does planty

    Will he come and do the actual wiping? :eek::confused: He's kinda creepy.


  • #44
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Ok, thanks all but it gone far enough.


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