The problem with demicracy

recylingbin

You get ti decide which cúnt you want to vote for, They're all cúnts. But which cúnt will do what you would do if you were enough of a cúnt to try and get elected.
It's a tallest midget conetest. Except, instead of midgets, you have a ball of cúnts.

OutlawPete

Politics and alcohol don't go too well together

Einhard

The problem with democracy

There ya go. Problem solved.

recylingbin

Too late to spell it correctly?
Goddam american spellcheck.

Anyway, I'm going to bed. But to summarise, show me a politican and I'll show you a cúnt, without the fada.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdq577iClbU

OutlawPete

I thought Demi had got arrested for something Crazy.

Just like Heather from TJ Hooker.

That was a TV show with a sexy cop for all those born after 1987.

entropi

recylingbin wrote: »

Anyway, I'm going to bed. But to summarise, show me a politican and I'll show you a cúnt, without the fada.

I show you a politician... now you drop trou like a good girl:p

starbelgrade

Master of Nothing wrote: »

I show you a politician... now you drop trou like a good girl:p

Ah, Brian Cowen - I once got bored and drew a sad face on my scrotum. It looked uncannily like our current Taoiseach.

monkeyfudge

OutlawPete wrote: »

I thought Demi had got arrested for something Crazy.

Just like Heather from TJ Hooker.

That was a TV show with a sexy cop for all those born after 1987.

Yep. William Shatner was pretty damn sexy in the 80s.

theboxer

Master of Nothing wrote: »

I show you a politician... now you drop trou like a good girl:p

Big blow job lips on the chap.

SugarHigh

Do you own a bookshop?

starbelgrade

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Yep. William Shatner was pretty damn sexy in the 80s.

And he's still a dude these days.

Denny Crane: I once captained my own spaceship!

Denny Crane: Do you know who I am?

Judge Phyllis Tamber: Yes, I do. You used to be Denny Crane.

OutlawPete

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Yep. William Shatner was pretty damn sexy in the 80s.

Yes he was, look what he taught Stacy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJC0D4QA00U

We could do with a few Ban Garda like that ..

AgileMyth

You know what? OP is not far wrong. If there was a general election tomorrow I'm not sure I could vote. We have two major parties to choose from; Fianna Fail have been in power my entire life and have done very little to inspire confidence. We have gone through three taoiseachs in my lifetime, one evil c*nt, one crooked w*nker and one incompetent moron.

Fine Gael are no better, their policies are essentially the same, designed to make themselves look good whilst acheiving little else . Labour may have began as a different party but they are currently no better than the other two. Sin Fein are glorified communists and the green party are a joke alltogether.

That leaves me voting for independents. Can an independent make a difference? I don't think so.

theboxer

AgileMyth wrote: »

That leaves me voting for independents. Can an independent make a difference? I don't think so.

Jackie Healy Raes constituents would disagree with you there.;)

AgileMyth

theboxer wrote: »

Jackie Healy Raes constituents would disagree with you there.;)

And they have acheived???

theboxer

AgileMyth wrote: »

And they have acheived???

They are well looke after, sunshine. Dont you worry about that.

Off the top of my head, he secured a new hospital for Kenmare just before Christmas. Extra funding in both transport and tourism for South Kerry. He was an indo in 2007, Fianna Fail offered him a lot of goodies to join the government. Goodies which still havent been disclosed to the general public.

Jev/N

Einhard wrote: »

The problem with democracy

There ya go. Problem solved.

In fairness the OP can't spell 'recycling' either :pac:

AgileMyth

theboxer wrote: »

They are well looke after, sunshine. Dont you worry about that.

Off the top of my head, he secured a new hospital for Kenmare just before Christmas. Extra funding in both transport and tourism for South Kerry. He was an indo in 2007, Fianna Fail offered him a lot of goodies to join the government. Goodies which still havent been disclosed to the general public.

To be honest that was part of the problem I was getting at. A strong independent candidate can move funding towards their own area, this in turn f*cks up neighbouring areas. I wouldn't vote for a strong independent here in Sligo that will make it tougher for other people in the North west region.

marco_polo

theboxer wrote: »

They are well looke after, sunshine. Dont you worry about that.

Off the top of my head, he secured a new hospital for Kenmare just before Christmas. Extra funding in both transport and tourism for South Kerry. He was an indo in 2007, Fianna Fail offered him a lot of goodies to join the government. Goodies which still havent been disclosed to the general public.

Or so he would have you believe.
http://www.tribune.ie/news/article/2009/dec/13/healy-raes-new-hospital-had-been-promised-11-month/

Killer Pigeon

I'm a bit demi-crazy myself actually.

Rabies

Seriously?


If you were having some normal light hearted discussion, fire away. But a drunken rant like that, nope!