3D Movies have Consequence

WIZE

A white American woman who had a black baby claims she fell pregnant whilst watching a porn movie in 3D. According to reports, the childs father , who is white was serving in the military in Iraq when she became pregnant.
His wife Jennifer told him the child was conceived whilst watching a porn movie in 3D.
“I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible “he said.

Jennifer claimed she went to watch a porn film with her friends in New York and doesn’t usually watch porn movies and that she went to watch it to experience the effects in 3D. Jennifer says the child looks like the black actor in the movie. “A month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” she said.
Jennifer admits her marriage could be in trouble. “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.

http://www.popjolly.com/woman-says-she-became-pregnant-after-watching-porn-in-3d-365

She never seen that cumming

petes

I can't find the words.

GavRedKing

WTF

The real question here is will the actor have to pay child support?

Gillington

I can see a fair few blue babies popping out in a few months so!

Genghiz Cohen

Never seen a porno with a twist ending.

IvySlayer

:eek:

HalloweenJack

If the husband's dumb enough to believe this crap, then he deserves her.

Irishcrx

Don't know where to start, the dumb mother or the dumber father. I guess the kid will be dumberer....I'll leave it at.......oh dear...

WindSock

Does she need to wear 3D glasses to see her kid?

Dman001

The sad thing is her husband actually believes her, or so she claims he does.

monkeyfudge

Remind me not to have a **** in that cinema... I'd hate to get any of the actresses pregnant.

ScumLord

Even the kid looks like he's saying "This aint right!"

NothingMan

This is exactly why I wear a condom at all times!!! You just never know.

Topper Harley

“I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible" he said.

You've got to feel sorry for this guy. Not just that she cheated on him but because he's clearly a bit innocent and naive.

ScumLord

Topper Harley wrote: »

You've got to feel sorry for this guy. Not just that she cheated on him but because he's clearly a bit innocent and naive.

A bit? I'd say he's a complete and utter numpty.

Rebel021

To quote Carlin
"Some people are just stupid"

bazmaiden

Wow 3d porn, nice didn't know that was available

WIZE

bazmaiden wrote: »

Wow 3d porn, nice didn't know that was available

Is that not the Masterbating part

monkeyfudge

She's actually sort of cute.

If I was a fictional character in a 3D porno I totally would.

Cookie_Monster

Topper Harley wrote: »

You've got to feel sorry for this guy. Not just that she cheated on him but because he's clearly a bit innocent and naive.

high standards in the US military then anyway.

bazmaiden

Most Haunted wrote: »

Is that not the Masterbating part

ToxicPaddy

monkeyfudge wrote: »

She's actually sort of cute...

And as thick as 2 short planks!! :rolleyes:

The really crazy part is that the "dad" actually gets to hold a loaded gun.

The_Minister

Story seems to be fake.

minidazzler

That ho be creepin'.

yermandan

Its gotta be an April Fool's or somethin

opinion guy

Fake story must be fake


....dam funny thou....

bonerm

Sounds to me like someone got herself little case of Jungle Fever there?

I remember reading somewhere suggestions that there's a lot (possibly as high as the 20%s iirc) of children out there where the "Father" isn't the real father at all and that the mother has been screwing around and then passing the kid off as his. Obviously it's easier to spot when it's black&white as not in the case above (which was clearly done by a powerful 3d movie).

Anyway, I don't don't believe it's 20% but I'm sure theres an significant amount of it going on. Hate to be one of those dumb schmucks who gets landed with someone else kid.

Abortions for some, free dna tests for all imho.

CreepingDeath

Best not to watch Jaws 3D unless you're in a large metal cage then.

Abrasax

The Second Cumming in a porn theatre?
God must be getting more liberal these days.

Ri_Nollaig

is 2D porn still safe to watch?

ScumLord

Ri_Nollaig wrote: »

is 2D porn still safe to watch?

As long as you sit slightly above the horizontal plane the TV is on it should be fine.

Pherekydes

Dman001 wrote: »

The sad thing is her husband actually believes her, or so she claims he does.

Who do you reckon is dumber? My money's on the grunt.

niallon

Is she just confused because the child is 3D?

America, fúck yeah!

WTF, a thousand times WTF

Little Acorn

Editor of the newspaper in link provided says it's more than likely a fake story:

Editor’s Update : “As far fetched as it seems this came from a reputable source. it would, however seem that it is a fabrication. PopJolly staff were unable to validate the source after repeated attempts. Still funny though”

CreepingDeath

Ri_Nollaig wrote: »

is 2D porn still safe to watch?

Depends on where you are and who you're with.

pablomakaveli

That has to be a fake story. You'd want to be missing most of your brain to be that retarded.

brianthebard

NothingMan wrote: »

This is exactly why I wear a condom at all times!!! You just never know.

What even when going for a whizz?

Kylo Ren

This is ridiculous TBH. The father has to have more common sence then that....

NothingMan

brianthebard wrote: »

What even when going for a whizz?

That's why it's so handy. I just empty it every few hours.

PCPhoto

Meh !!


simple mistake: movie theater and theater..... silly b1tch was getting her rocks off watching a local theatre and an actor decided to jump on board... idiot americans ...cinema/theater.


stupid story is stupid

evil_seed

File Under: Only in America

opinion guy

OH GOD NO!!!!

I WENT TO SEE AVATAR3D TWICE !!!!!!!:eek::eek::eek:

and I've been feeling tired lately......aRGHGHGHG

RMD

Jaysus, imagine a 3D cumshot :eek:

Would scare the shíte out of me.

bnt

It's a spoof. Gizmodo reported it, looked in to it, and redacted their whole story. The source is something like The National Enquirer for Brazil. :rolleyes:

dylano_k

I got something that goes 3d when i watch porn:pac:

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Most Haunted wrote: »

http://www.popjolly.com/woman-says-she-became-pregnant-after-watching-porn-in-3d-365

She never seen that cumming

Yes, but can they count to potato?

Mint Sauce

RMD wrote: »

Jaysus, imagine a 3D cumshot :eek:

Would scare the shíte out of me.

the 3d glasses would protect the eyes

Liam Byrne

Just watching the film ?????

I'd say something if she was there while they were shooting !