3D Movies have Consequence

WIZE

A white American woman who had a black baby claims she fell pregnant whilst watching a porn movie in 3D. According to reports, the childs father , who is white was serving in the military in Iraq when she became pregnant.
His wife Jennifer told him the child was conceived whilst watching a porn movie in 3D.
“I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible “he said.

Jennifer claimed she went to watch a porn film with her friends in New York and doesn’t usually watch porn movies and that she went to watch it to experience the effects in 3D. Jennifer says the child looks like the black actor in the movie. “A month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” she said.
Jennifer admits her marriage could be in trouble. “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.

http://www.popjolly.com/woman-says-she-became-pregnant-after-watching-porn-in-3d-365

She never seen that cumming

petes

I can't find the words.

GavRedKing

WTF

The real question here is will the actor have to pay child support?

Gillington

I can see a fair few blue babies popping out in a few months so!

Genghiz Cohen

Never seen a porno with a twist ending.

IvySlayer

:eek:

HalloweenJack

If the husband's dumb enough to believe this crap, then he deserves her.

Irishcrx

Don't know where to start, the dumb mother or the dumber father. I guess the kid will be dumberer....I'll leave it at.......oh dear...

WindSock

Does she need to wear 3D glasses to see her kid?

Dman001

The sad thing is her husband actually believes her, or so she claims he does.

monkeyfudge

Remind me not to have a **** in that cinema... I'd hate to get any of the actresses pregnant.

ScumLord

Even the kid looks like he's saying "This aint right!"

NothingMan

This is exactly why I wear a condom at all times!!! You just never know.

Topper Harley

“I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible" he said.

You've got to feel sorry for this guy. Not just that she cheated on him but because he's clearly a bit innocent and naive.

ScumLord

Topper Harley wrote: »

You've got to feel sorry for this guy. Not just that she cheated on him but because he's clearly a bit innocent and naive.

A bit? I'd say he's a complete and utter numpty.

Rebel021

To quote Carlin
"Some people are just stupid"

bazmaiden

Wow 3d porn, nice didn't know that was available

WIZE

bazmaiden wrote: »

Wow 3d porn, nice didn't know that was available

Is that not the Masterbating part

monkeyfudge

She's actually sort of cute.

If I was a fictional character in a 3D porno I totally would.

Cookie_Monster

Topper Harley wrote: »

You've got to feel sorry for this guy. Not just that she cheated on him but because he's clearly a bit innocent and naive.

high standards in the US military then anyway.

bazmaiden

Most Haunted wrote: »

Is that not the Masterbating part

ToxicPaddy

monkeyfudge wrote: »

She's actually sort of cute...

And as thick as 2 short planks!! :rolleyes:

The really crazy part is that the "dad" actually gets to hold a loaded gun.

The_Minister

Story seems to be fake.

minidazzler

That ho be creepin'.

yermandan

Its gotta be an April Fool's or somethin

opinion guy

Fake story must be fake


....dam funny thou....

bonerm

Sounds to me like someone got herself little case of Jungle Fever there?

I remember reading somewhere suggestions that there's a lot (possibly as high as the 20%s iirc) of children out there where the "Father" isn't the real father at all and that the mother has been screwing around and then passing the kid off as his. Obviously it's easier to spot when it's black&white as not in the case above (which was clearly done by a powerful 3d movie).

Anyway, I don't don't believe it's 20% but I'm sure theres an significant amount of it going on. Hate to be one of those dumb schmucks who gets landed with someone else kid.

Abortions for some, free dna tests for all imho.

CreepingDeath

Best not to watch Jaws 3D unless you're in a large metal cage then.

Abrasax

The Second Cumming in a porn theatre?
God must be getting more liberal these days.