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Why are they called a Political 'Party'?

  • 07-05-2010 12:20am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭


    Why are groups of politicians called Political 'Parties'?

    Because they do feck all except enjoy themselves at our expense?

    What would be a more appropriate name for them - Political .....'s ?


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    It has to do with the copious amounts of coke and hookers.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 10,088 Mod ✭✭✭✭marco_polo


    English 101: Some words have multiple meanings.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Because they do feck all except enjoy themselves at our expense

    Partying?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Before anyone jumps in and points out that the OP fails at primary-level English, I would like to point out that he is probably joking to make a point.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Pants Party.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    snow ghost wrote: »
    What would be a more appropriate name for them - Political .....'s ?

    Political Orgys!

    Gawd! Imagine Brian Cowen and Lenihan spit-roasting Mary Harney!

    *shudder*

    Well actually imagine Mary Harney full stop!

    *Shudder*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 522 ✭✭✭KevinVonSpiel


    snow ghost wrote: »
    Why are groups of politicians called Political 'Parties'?

    It's because bullshit merchants was trademarked.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,321 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Politics is always a party


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Before anyone jumps in and points out that the OP fails at primary-level English, I would like to point out that he is probably joking to make a point.
    A Greek and Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture.

    The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon."

    Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."

    The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics"

    The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."

    And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

    The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."
    snow ghost wrote: »
    Doesn't say a lot for the Italians - did they think prior to this they all came to being via immaculate conception?

    The_Minister, I wouldn't be so sure. They have a bit a SOH defect.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭snow ghost


    Before anyone jumps in and points out that the OP fails at primary-level English, I would like to point out that he is probably joking to make a point.

    As an Irish person I worry not about the constraints of the Inglish language. I usually refer grammar/usage pedants to Ulysses by Joyce and ask them to consider Joyce's usage in what is considered the greatest novel of the last century in the English language. ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,608 ✭✭✭✭sceptre


    snow ghost wrote: »
    As an Irish person I worry not about the constraints of the Inglish language. I usually refer grammar/usage pedants to Ulysses by Joyce and ask them to consider Joyce's usage in what is considered the greatest novel of the last century in the English language. ;)
    That's partly because so few people have read it, even fewer finished it and of those about a quarter liked it, assuming they could remember how it started.:)
    Never mind, I attach my stick figure version. It's all there.


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