You know your getting old when...

FearDark

I'm 27.

Just found out that my nostril hairs are really really really long all of a sudden, I can literally grab em with two fingers from outside my nostrils... eeeeeuch!!

Played 2 matches last week, needed two days to recover after the second match, I never needed recovery time before, stairs were a nightmare for two days.

I'm not nearly half as bothered about "getting the ride" on a night out anymore, sometimes all I want after a feed of Guinness is a bag of chips and me bed.

How about ye? I feel battered and bruised and worn out!

Biggins

...when it takes you all night, to do what you used to do ALL night!

(Just wait till the hair starts growing in your ears too!)

bonerm

Wow, you'll be 30 before you know it.

hinault

I'd rather stay in, than go out and socialise.

I cycled 100 miles on Saturday and felt dreadful on Sunday.
In the old days, I would have been back on the bike doing at least another 50 miles!

questionmark?

When there's more food in your fridge at the weekend than beer.

Jordan Berbatov

when you start commenting on how tall your younger relations have got.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

When you're wondering who's on the late late on a friday

recylingbin

When you make noise getting up from the couch.

starbelgrade

When you make shopping lists.

EI111

'you know you're X when...' lists seem juvenile

FearDark

EI111 wrote: »

'you know you're X when...' lists seem juvenile

Welcome to After Hours.

Run_to_da_hills

When you can pay off your car/ motorbike insurance with a weeks wages.

tony 2 tone

FearDark wrote: »

I'm 27.

Just found out that my nostril hairs are really really really long all of a sudden, I can literally grab em with two fingers from outside my nostrils... eeeeeuch!!

When you can grab them in your fist, then get worried!

I'm finding more and more gray hairs on my head and beard, when they start appearing else where I'll feel old.

staker

you replace your broken mobile with the same model phone

pikachucheeks

starbelgrade wrote: »

When you make shopping lists.

I like making lists and I'm 21!

starbelgrade

staker wrote: »

you replace your broken mobile with the same model phone

But that makes perfect sense to me!

pebbles21

when you put a stick aside especially for mixing paint!

JONJO THE MISER

When you start moaning about the youngsters and looking forward to the next episode of Coronation Street.

IvySlayer

recylingbin wrote: »

When you make noise getting up from the couch.

What is with that? It's sooo annoying.

Everytime you sit it's either Ahhhhhhh or Ooohhhhh.

FearDark

When your out in the pub, you look around and your the only one wearing boot cut jeans and Nike Cortez'.

Biggins

questionmark? wrote: »

When there's more food in your fridge at the weekend than beer.

Jordan Berbatov wrote: »

when you start commenting on how tall your younger relations have got.

recylingbin wrote: »

When you make noise getting up from the couch.

starbelgrade wrote: »

When you make shopping lists.

staker wrote: »

you replace your broken mobile with the same model phone

pebbles21 wrote: »

when you put a stick aside especially for mixing paint!

All this is far too familiar to me! :eek:

I'm doomed...

Pretty_Pistol

Realising I'd rather watch the News or The Frontline than Skins/ Gossip Girl/ OTH or some other teenage programmes I used to like. I feel so old.

Marty McFly

When youre singing along to a song you remember as being a great summer, time, no1 hit and some 18 year old goes what the hell is that your singing/ whos thats etc.

RolandIRL

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I like making lists and I'm 21!

i'm only 18 and i make lists :o. god, at least i know that i'm going to be responsible when i'm older (hopefully) :P

pebbles21

When you change your car,you get the exact same make,model and colour!

recylingbin

luvbulmers01 wrote: »

When youre singing along to a song you remember as being a great summer, time, no1 hit and some 18 year old goes what the hell is that your singing/ whos thats etc.

Alternatively, when you find yourself singing along to a song you thought was shite when you were younger.
And enjoying it.

FearDark

When you don't know how much 6 cans of Dutch Gold costs.

Jordan Berbatov

when you say a big 'ahhhhh' before,after and during the first gulp of tea after a long day at work. I'm sure ye know it?

landsleaving

When you moan about every new fad/trend that appears and say how music/movies/everything was better in your day.

I was old by about age 12 though. Nothing ever topped that dinosaur fad.

peanuthead

EI111 wrote: »

'you know you're X when...' lists seem juvenile

When you say this!

Biggins

This thread is really scaring me now!

callaway92

i'm 18 and I do that

bonerm

.... the local paedophile won't even give you a second look anymore

MardiB

pebbles21 wrote: »

when you put a stick aside especially for mixing paint!

Peter Kay, brilliant:)

FearDark

Biggins wrote: »

This thread is really scaring me now!

Sorry Biggins
But... I'm sure your young at heart... or somesuch other comforting phrase.

IvySlayer

/sniff

I think Biggins is ready to be put down

MardiB

when people in the nightclub look at you like you must be from the drugs squad

ddef

youre paralyzed from the neck down, cant remember your relatives, can no longer speak properly and hooked up to a life support in an eldery hospital ward...
tell tale signs you aint as fit as you once were,

blinding

When the local undertaker takes the time to give you the once over when you stumble upon him. (This might be when you are getting ancient or a real hungry undertaker):p

staker

bonerm wrote: »

.... the local paedophile won't even give you a second look anymore

lol

JONJO THE MISER

Its 1.24 am and your tired and want to go to bed whereas before staying up till 5am was the norm.

Biggins

FearDark wrote: »

Sorry Biggins
But... I'm sure your young at heart... or some such other comforting phrase.

LOL
Thats another one!
When people start giving you comforting phrase's or words!
Yikes!!! :eek:

pikachucheeks

When you rant and rave about the behaviour of anyone or groups of people younger than you... Possibly out of resentment!

FearDark

Biggins wrote: »

LOL
Thats another one!
When people start giving you comforting phrase's or words!
Yikes!!! :eek:

Now now Biggins, lets get you into your pyjamas and into your niiiiiiiiiiccce warm bed, theres a good lad now.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

When you meet an old friend and say something like 'Jesus, I haven't seen you for 12 years'

Biggins

FearDark wrote: »

Now now Biggins, lets get you into your pyjamas and into your niiiiiiiiiiccce warm bed, theres a good lad now.

MardiB

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Its 1.24 am and your tired and want

to go to bed whereas before staying up till 5am was the norm.

I KNOW.....why can't I make myself go to bed....

landsleaving

pikachucheeks wrote: »

When you rant and rave about the behaviour of anyone or groups of people younger than you... Possibly out of resentment!

I do that about everyone older or younger. My friends call me 'Old man Leaving'

recylingbin

When you notice that there's no veg on your plate...and are a bit peeved by it.

Run_to_da_hills

FearDark wrote: »

When you don't know how much 6 cans of Dutch Gold costs.

Teens these days can afford Carlsbourg.

http://www.obrienswine.ie/Beers/Carlsberg-Can---24-Pack/18732/

starbelgrade

When you have a "to-do list", but nothing on it.