Ever played Pool with a rope ?

MJ23

Have you ever played pool with a rope? It can be very embarrassing, especially if you dont know the person that long. But afterwards you can look back and have a laugh at it.
Only when drunk a couple of times, and once when i was 16, very nervous,couldnt talk to her for a week after it, thought it was the worst thing that could ever happen. Thought she'd tell all her pals in school and I'd be the laughing stock for months. But thankfully, she didnt. A few weeks later anyway, i had lost my rope and found my cue, she was impressed:p.

Poly

Did you ever throw a sausage up O'Connell st?

WindSock

What?

Mint Sauce

no, but there was this one time, at band camp...

Rented Mule

Several knots will fix that loose rope.

Vertigo100

I have been known to try and stuff a marshmallow into a piggy bank after some drinks!

CianRyan

I actually thought this was about playing pool with a rope...

thetonynator

CianRyan wrote: »

I actually thought this was about playing pool with a rope...

No thread title on AH ever means what it looks like . . .

Abelloid

Build up a repertoire of trick shots and you'll be fine, I know this great one with a pint glass, rope and beer mat.

bonerm

I always play pool with a cue. A cue made of hard wood.

MagicMarker

OP, why would you play pool with a rope when you could be having sex instead?

biko

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--LOS--

you can't play pool with a rope, that's a losing game.

orourkeda

Poor OP couldn't get a hard on.

Awesome

IvySlayer

biko wrote: »

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Fago!

I have no clue what's going on, but I am amazingly aroused!

--LOS--

Fago! wrote: »

I have no clue what's going on, but I am amazingly aroused!

they're insisting on playing pool when clearly the cue is inadequate, making a show of themselves if you ask me.

Fago!

--LOS-- wrote: »

they're insisting on playing pool when clearly the cue is inadequate, making a show of themselves if you ask me.

Pool.... PFFT! Play a real man's sport.........

Like chess!

Prof.Badass

Playing pool with a rope?

What sort of idiot would do such a thing?

That'd be like trying to have sex with a flaccid penis .

--LOS--

Fago! wrote: »

Pool.... PFFT! Play a real man's sport.........

Like chess!

conquering the king and all that, very manly.

Dardania

yes, once - but since then i've managed to flop it into the pocket

Abelloid

vinylmesh wrote: »

Playing pool with a rope?

What sort of idiot would do such a thing?

That'd be like trying to have sex with a flaccid penis .

..and a waste of a euro.

Bazzy

anyone ever snap the banjo string / tear your rope?

antodeco

Like opening the window and shagging the night

Fago!

--LOS-- wrote: »

conquering the king and all that, very manly.

Yes, we're a manly bunch us! You're missing out brah'

Bazzy wrote: »

anyone ever snap the banjo string / tear your rope?

Why would you play banjo while riding someone? You must suck at sex to have to resort to a Deliverance cover to excite someone

Fratton Fred

Being a cunning linguist always helps on these occasions.

--LOS--

Fago! wrote: »

Yes, we're a manly bunch us! You're missing out brah'

Nah I'm a chess fan.

I'm a she shh

On another note, must be difficult to chalk up a rope.

WindSock

Ohh. Right. That. Heh.

bnt

Well, I've read this thread, but I'm still snookered. Still, I prefer Snooker to Pool: you can pot the brown, but you get more points for sinking the pink.

Bazzy

Fago! wrote: »

Yes, we're a manly bunch us! You're missing out brah'



Why would you play banjo while riding someone? You must suck at sex to have to resort to a Deliverance cover to excite someone

My sister can be hard to get going

dr.bollocko

Better a rope than a toothpick.

MagicMarker

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Better a rope than a toothpick.

Or a really small flaccid penis in sub zero temperatures.

dr.bollocko

MagicMarker wrote: »

Or a really small flaccid penis in sub zero temperatures.

Dammit man what are you trying to say?
Don't dance around the issue with metaphors and whatnot. Could confuse people.

Hal1

Fraid knot OP .

orourkeda

Fago! wrote: »

Yes, we're a manly bunch us! You're missing out brah'



Why would you play banjo while riding someone? You must suck at sex to have to resort to a Deliverance cover to excite someone

I squeal like a pig too.

BBDBB

always keep one foot on the floor

Abrasax

BBDBB wrote: »

always keep one foot on the floor

Important that.
And it's always annoying when the ref pokes his head in and says 'Touching balls'.

bonerm

Abrasax wrote: »

Important that.
And it's always annoying when the ref pokes his head in and says 'Touching balls'.

....and if you're playing snooker always be careful not to sink the pink directly after you down the brown.

thetonynator

bonerm wrote: »

....and if you're playing snooker always be careful not to sink the pink directly after you down the brown.

By your username, i'd say you usually use a cue anyway . . .:D

BBDBB

I'll be using the long rest for this awkward one down in the bottom corner:D

stovelid

MJ23 wrote: »

Have you ever played pool with a rope? It can be very embarrassing, especially if you dont know the person that long. But afterwards you can look back and have a laugh at it.
Only when drunk a couple of times, and once when i was 16, very nervous,couldnt talk to her for a week after it, thought it was the worst thing that could ever happen. Thought she'd tell all her pals in school and I'd be the laughing stock for months. But thankfully, she didnt. A few weeks later anyway, i had lost my rope and found my cue, she was impressed:p.

You need a pool table with less baggy pockets maybe?

BBDBB

stovelid wrote: »

You need a pool table with less baggy pockets maybe?

and hope you get one "in off" the jaws

bently

Pocket Billiards anyone ...........?

Deus Ex Machina

Ever played pin the tail on the baby with a red hot poker?