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Would you do porn?

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  • 27-04-2010 11:55pm
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    DingosAteMyBaby
    Registered Users Posts: 539 ✭✭✭


    OK not proper porn films, but say if you were asked to be a "model" and have to do "things" alone while streaming live to a paying on the interent. Oddly specific, I know but heres why:

    I randomly yet hilariously got offered a job doing just that today and jaysus I'm half considering it. OK I would never do it. But getting paid to **** sounds like a good fecking deal. Paid by the minute as well:eek: I would just never be able to become a politian:P

    So would you ever consider it?

    Would you ever do porn? 132 votes

    Hell to the yeah! Where do I sign up?
    0% 0 votes
    No way. Pornography is how serial killers are born.
    50% 67 votes
    Yes but I would never admit it to anyone. Except for now!
    18% 25 votes
    How the hell did you even get offered such a job?! Seriously?!!
    30% 40 votes
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    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    /turns off cam


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    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Yep. I'd say some of 'em on Cam4 are cleaning up


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    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    DingosAteMyBaby wrote: »
    OK not proper porn films, but say if you were asked to be a "model" and have to do "things" alone while streaming live to a paying on the interent. Oddly specific, I know but heres why:

    I randomly yet hilariously got offered a job doing just that today and jaysus I'm half considering it. OK I would never do it. But getting paid to **** sounds like a good fecking deal. Paid by the minute as well:eek: I would just never be able to become a politian:P

    So would you ever consider it?


    No way in hell.



    ....what does it pay by the way ???


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    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,502 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    How much you offering?


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    billymitchell
    Registered Users Posts: 11,996 ✭✭✭✭billymitchell


    DingosAteMyBaby wrote: »
    OK not proper porn films, but say if you were asked to be a "model" and have to do "things" alone while streaming live to a paying on the interent. Oddly specific, I know but heres why:

    I randomly yet hilariously got offered a job doing just that today and jaysus I'm half considering it. OK I would never do it. But getting paid to **** sounds like a good fecking deal. Paid by the minute as well:eek: I would just never be able to become a politian:P

    So would you ever consider it?

    Go for it and let us know how it works out for you!!


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    Waterloo Sunset
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭Waterloo Sunset


    I'm more curious as to how such a job offer would come up randomly in day to day life :confused:


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    DingosAteMyBaby
    Registered Users Posts: 539 ✭✭✭DingosAteMyBaby


    opinion guy wrote: »
    No way in hell.



    ....what does it pay by the way ???

    Depends on how many people are watching. Everyone pays $6 a minute or something and you get a percentage, negociated on employment. Basically the ugly people get zilch. Also monthly bonusses for the most popular, if you log a certain amount of minutes and if you attract new customers. You could make a pretty penny I'd say!!


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    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Who says I havn't? >_>
    I was young and naive!


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    mahamageehad
    Registered Users Posts: 4,673 ✭✭✭mahamageehad


    Waterloo Sunset wrote: »
    I'm more curious as to how such a job offer would come up randomly in day to day life :confused:

    +1!! Ya i'd do it why not!


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    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    pics or gtfo!


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    Firetrap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,442 ✭✭✭Firetrap


    Or that other immortal line "I was young, I needed the money"


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    DingosAteMyBaby
    Registered Users Posts: 539 ✭✭✭DingosAteMyBaby


    Waterloo Sunset wrote: »
    I'm more curious as to how such a job offer would come up randomly in day to day life :confused:

    I was searching for jobs a few days ago online found a really random site looking for online models. I was naive and innocent and applied:p I got an email back today and obviously came straight to boards


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    rednik
    Registered Users Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭rednik


    Do you pay by the inch?


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    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Done it already, and more than once.


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    LoanShark
    Registered Users Posts: 949 ✭✭✭LoanShark


    Well, If your like me and whack off to the internet when, and wherever you can...Whats wrong with getting paid for doing it? and a couple of people watching??...It's a bit like that thing you do when you go for an interview and imagine the other people being naked.... Only this time THEY ARE!!


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    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    Maximilian Proud Firefight wrote: »
    Done it already, and more than once.

    linky? ;)


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    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    I might do granny porn when I retire.


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    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Dudess wrote: »
    I might do granny porn when I retire.

    GILFs rock!


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    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Dudess wrote: »
    I might do granny porn when I retire.

    I'll play the waiting game so :pac:


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    discus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    Maximilian Proud Firefight wrote: »
    Done it already, and more than once.

    No way man, I'm calling shenanigans!! :D

    Didn't AAAAAAARGH run a few porn sites? Maybe he can offer some vacancies!


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    Griffen262
    Registered Users Posts: 286 ✭✭Griffen262


    Dudess wrote: »
    I might do granny porn when I retire.


    Thats not séxy style?


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    PirateShampoo
    Registered Users Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    Hang on back up here, so your not actually having sex with someone, its just some guy paying you money so he can film you ****?


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    Tail Wagger
    Registered Users Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Tail Wagger


    DingosAteMyBaby wrote: »
    OK not proper porn films, but say if you were asked to be a "model" and have to do "things" alone while streaming live to a paying on the interent. Oddly specific, I know but heres why:

    I randomly yet hilariously got offered a job doing just that today and jaysus I'm half considering it. OK I would never do it. But getting paid to **** sounds like a good fecking deal. Paid by the minute as well:eek: I would just never be able to become a politian:P

    So would you ever consider it?

    so do we call you a Wanker now?


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    Absurdum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    I'd love to do proper hardcore porn. I'd probably get camera-shy though :o


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    spudmonkey17
    Registered Users Posts: 149 ✭✭spudmonkey17


    DingosAteMyBaby wrote: »
    I was searching for jobs a few days ago online found a really random site looking for online models. I was naive and innocent and applied:p I got an email back today and obviously came straight to boards

    I'm sure there's plenty of unemployed people in the country that wouldn't mind a go at that. I mean, as it is all they do is sit at home and **** anyway so may as well get payed for it :pac::pac::pac:


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    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    Absurdum wrote: »
    I'd love to do proper hardcore porn. I'd probably get camera-shy though :o


    thats where the coke comes in ;)


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    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Dudess wrote: »
    I might do granny porn when I retire.

    Or maybe Moonlighting at some MOM porn before then :pac:


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    Griffen262
    Registered Users Posts: 286 ✭✭Griffen262


    OP, Its people like you that fúck up chatroulette for everyone else!!

    ya wanker!....


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    Waterloo Sunset
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭Waterloo Sunset


    spudmonkey17 wrote: »
    I'm sure there's plenty of unemployed people in the country that wouldn't mind a go at that. I mean, as it is all they do is sit at home and **** anyway so may as well get payed for it :pac::pac::pac:

    and there's all the fun of telling the dole office about the new... ahem... position when you take up the job! :D


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    DingosAteMyBaby
    Registered Users Posts: 539 ✭✭✭DingosAteMyBaby


    PirateShampoo wrote: »
    Hang on back up here, so your not actually having sex with someone, its just some guy paying you money so he can film you ****?
    indeed. don't think they actually film you though, just stream.
    spudmonkey17 wrote: »
    I'm sure there's plenty of unemployed people in the country that wouldn't mind a go at that. I mean, as it is all they do is sit at home and **** anyway so may as well get payed for it :pac::pac::pac:
    woah did I just inadvertently solve the unemployment crisis...

    Griffen262 wrote: »
    OP, Its people like you that fúck up chatroulette for everyone else!!

    ya wanker!....

    pfft I don't do it for free, I'm a classy guy :pac:


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