Would you do porn?

DingosAteMyBaby

OK not proper porn films, but say if you were asked to be a "model" and have to do "things" alone while streaming live to a paying on the interent. Oddly specific, I know but heres why:

I randomly yet hilariously got offered a job doing just that today and jaysus I'm half considering it. OK I would never do it. But getting paid to **** sounds like a good fecking deal. Paid by the minute as well:eek: I would just never be able to become a politian:P

So would you ever consider it?

phasers

/turns off cam

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Yep. I'd say some of 'em on Cam4 are cleaning up

opinion guy

DingosAteMyBaby wrote: »

OK not proper porn films, but say if you were asked to be a "model" and have to do "things" alone while streaming live to a paying on the interent. Oddly specific, I know but heres why:

I randomly yet hilariously got offered a job doing just that today and jaysus I'm half considering it. OK I would never do it. But getting paid to **** sounds like a good fecking deal. Paid by the minute as well:eek: I would just never be able to become a politian:P

So would you ever consider it?

No way in hell.



....what does it pay by the way ???

Agent Smith

How much you offering?

billymitchell

DingosAteMyBaby wrote: »

OK not proper porn films, but say if you were asked to be a "model" and have to do "things" alone while streaming live to a paying on the interent. Oddly specific, I know but heres why:

I randomly yet hilariously got offered a job doing just that today and jaysus I'm half considering it. OK I would never do it. But getting paid to **** sounds like a good fecking deal. Paid by the minute as well:eek: I would just never be able to become a politian:P

So would you ever consider it?

Go for it and let us know how it works out for you!!

Waterloo Sunset

I'm more curious as to how such a job offer would come up randomly in day to day life

DingosAteMyBaby

opinion guy wrote: »

No way in hell.



....what does it pay by the way ???

Depends on how many people are watching. Everyone pays $6 a minute or something and you get a percentage, negociated on employment. Basically the ugly people get zilch. Also monthly bonusses for the most popular, if you log a certain amount of minutes and if you attract new customers. You could make a pretty penny I'd say!!

Professey Chin

Who says I havn't? >_>
I was young and naive!

mahamageehad

Waterloo Sunset wrote: »

I'm more curious as to how such a job offer would come up randomly in day to day life

+1!! Ya i'd do it why not!

jd007

pics or gtfo!

Firetrap

Or that other immortal line "I was young, I needed the money"

DingosAteMyBaby

Waterloo Sunset wrote: »

I'm more curious as to how such a job offer would come up randomly in day to day life

I was searching for jobs a few days ago online found a really random site looking for online models. I was naive and innocent and applied:p I got an email back today and obviously came straight to boards

rednik

Do you pay by the inch?

arybvtcw0eolkf

Done it already, and more than once.

LoanShark

Well, If your like me and whack off to the internet when, and wherever you can...Whats wrong with getting paid for doing it? and a couple of people watching??...It's a bit like that thing you do when you go for an interview and imagine the other people being naked.... Only this time THEY ARE!!

we'llallhavetea_old

Maximilian Proud Firefight wrote: »

Done it already, and more than once.

linky?

Dudess

I might do granny porn when I retire.

starbelgrade

Dudess wrote: »

I might do granny porn when I retire.

GILFs rock!

The Master

Dudess wrote: »

I might do granny porn when I retire.

I'll play the waiting game so :pac:

discus

Maximilian Proud Firefight wrote: »

Done it already, and more than once.

No way man, I'm calling shenanigans!!

Didn't AAAAAAARGH run a few porn sites? Maybe he can offer some vacancies!

Griffen262

Dudess wrote: »

I might do granny porn when I retire.

Thats not séxy style?

PirateShampoo

Hang on back up here, so your not actually having sex with someone, its just some guy paying you money so he can film you ****?

Tail Wagger

DingosAteMyBaby wrote: »

OK not proper porn films, but say if you were asked to be a "model" and have to do "things" alone while streaming live to a paying on the interent. Oddly specific, I know but heres why:

I randomly yet hilariously got offered a job doing just that today and jaysus I'm half considering it. OK I would never do it. But getting paid to **** sounds like a good fecking deal. Paid by the minute as well:eek: I would just never be able to become a politian:P

So would you ever consider it?

so do we call you a Wanker now?

Absurdum

I'd love to do proper hardcore porn. I'd probably get camera-shy though

spudmonkey17

DingosAteMyBaby wrote: »

I was searching for jobs a few days ago online found a really random site looking for online models. I was naive and innocent and applied:p I got an email back today and obviously came straight to boards

I'm sure there's plenty of unemployed people in the country that wouldn't mind a go at that. I mean, as it is all they do is sit at home and **** anyway so may as well get payed for it :pac::pac::pac:

we'llallhavetea_old

Absurdum wrote: »

I'd love to do proper hardcore porn. I'd probably get camera-shy though

thats where the coke comes in

Latchy

Dudess wrote: »

I might do granny porn when I retire.

Or maybe Moonlighting at some MOM porn before then :pac:

Griffen262

OP, Its people like you that fúck up chatroulette for everyone else!!

ya wanker!....

Waterloo Sunset

spudmonkey17 wrote: »

I'm sure there's plenty of unemployed people in the country that wouldn't mind a go at that. I mean, as it is all they do is sit at home and **** anyway so may as well get payed for it :pac::pac::pac:

and there's all the fun of telling the dole office about the new... ahem... position when you take up the job!

DingosAteMyBaby

PirateShampoo wrote: »

Hang on back up here, so your not actually having sex with someone, its just some guy paying you money so he can film you ****?

indeed. don't think they actually film you though, just stream.

spudmonkey17 wrote: »

I'm sure there's plenty of unemployed people in the country that wouldn't mind a go at that. I mean, as it is all they do is sit at home and **** anyway so may as well get payed for it :pac::pac::pac:

woah did I just inadvertently solve the unemployment crisis...

Griffen262 wrote: »

OP, Its people like you that fúck up chatroulette for everyone else!!

ya wanker!....

pfft I don't do it for free, I'm a classy guy :pac:

Absurdum

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

thats where the coke comes in

asl

citizen_p

depends on the price really....if its extrodinary money....yea

Jaxxy

Sometimes I wish I had a penis. I'd be all over this bitch. Seriously, go for it. Though you do know the people watching you will probably be **** over you ****.

Absurdum

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

Sometimes I wish I had a penis.

well hello there

DingosAteMyBaby

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

Sometimes I wish I had a penis. I'd be all over this bitch. Seriously, go for it. Though you do know the people watching you will probably be **** over you ****.

Did you forget there is men out there still interested in women?? Im pretty sure theres at least a gazillion jobs like this out there for women!!

PeterIanStaker

I'd say being a porn director is more profitable

Joey the lips

I would pay someone to hire me in a pornfilm.

we'llallhavetea_old

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

Sometimes I wish I had a penis. I'd be all over this bitch. Seriously, go for it. Though you do know the people watching you will probably be **** over you ****.

eh girls would be able to go for this job too ye know! sure we look fabulous when masturbating

Penisland

What’s all this smart economy business about?

Irish porn economy............the Celtic boner!!

ascanbe

Joey the lips wrote: »

I would pay someone to hire me in a pornfilm.

Shouldn't be any bother, Joey the lips; i hear you're a master with a horn.

Waterloo Sunset

Penisland wrote: »

What’s all this smart economy business about?

Irish porn economy............the Celtic boner!!

Loving your oddly appropriate username for this thread!

Wait, is it Penis Land or Pen Island, because the latter just isn't amusing at all!

Jaxxy

Absurdum wrote: »

well hello there

That's what I'd say to it. Every morning before it made me some ready cash via live streaming.

DingosAteMyBaby wrote: »

Did you forget there is men out there still interested in women?? Im pretty sure theres at least a gazillion jobs like this out there for women!!

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

eh girls would be able to go for this job too ye know! sure we look fabulous when masturbating

Excellent points. Would definitely consider it but could you imagine being streamed live straight to a family member/friend? I could do body shots only I suppose, but then the masses would miss out on my :eek: face.

Joey the lips

ascanbe wrote: »

Shouldn't be any bother, Joey the lips; i hear you're a master with a horn.

i constantly master my horn.... yes thats true.:)

orourkeda

Subo was offered a porn deal so there's hope for us all.

http://thedailyfix.com/2009/04/21/susan-boyle-offered-1-million-dollars-to-do-porn-movieoh-the-inhumanity/

we'llallhavetea_old

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

Excellent points. Would definitely consider it but could you imagine being streamed live straight to a family member/friend? I could do body shots only I suppose, but then the masses would miss out on my :eek: face.

haha, i think the same thing! mortifying! i couldn't anyway, i have tattoos, i'd be caught :rolleyes:

Penisland

Waterloo Sunset wrote: »

Loving your oddly appropriate username for this thread!

Wait, is it Penis Land or Pen Island, because the latter just isn't amusing at all!

Durty mind eh?

You can be my second in command!

Waterloo Sunset

Penisland wrote: »

Durty mind eh?

You can be my second in command!

epgc3fyqirnbsx

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

haha, i think the same thing! mortifying! i couldn't anyway, i have tattoos, i'd be caught :rolleyes:

Down...... there :eek:;)

we'llallhavetea_old

Carlee Loud Staff wrote: »

Down...... there :eek:;)

well its hard to explain, i'll pm you a pic, k?








:pac:

Absurdum

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

That's what I'd say to it. Every morning before it made me some ready cash via live streaming.

you can say it to mine


ohhhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh giggidy