Someone jus threw an orange at me!!!

PerrinV2

Just walking home from the eye cinema,just going past the carlton hotel and someone threw an orange out the car window at me,what a douche!!!

Maja

- it's because you were walking.. you are not suppose to be walking any more, just drive your ass around and throw stuff on walking people...they also should get rid of all pedestrian crossings -they just stop the traffic!!! :cool:

questioner

you've been tangoed

BrokenArrows

PerrinV2 wrote: »

Just walking home from the eye cinema,just going past the carlton hotel and someone threw an orange out the car window at me,what a douche!!!

did you not read the news papers.
Its a new craze. If you get an orange thrown at you it means they like you.

MrJoeSoap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBfIfGyCo4w

mink_man

was it an orange bastard?

Nuggles

You probably looked pale.

Thought you needed some Vitamin C. Stat.

Robbo

Most unappeeling.

PerrinV2

Galway's version of a drive-by shooting pehaps...

biko

Hello After Hours!

Someone jus threw an orange at me!!!

How Freudian.

dr.bollocko

Orange you glad nobody raped you with a banana?

ColmDawson

PerrinV2 wrote: »

Galway's version of a drive-by shooting pehaps...

I believe it's known as a drive-by fruiting.

phasers

I like that you gave your exact location so I could really picture the scene

cosmic

I hear they're a crack commando unit who drive around trying to prevent scurvy

chin_grin

When life throws oranges at you. Make orange juice. I wouldn't linger on it OP.

Look on the bright side, they're now probably in need of a vitamin c enriched snack. And you have it. Ah isn't life mad!? Isn't it?

vodafoneproblem

Bet it was a Lidl orange.

Mr. Presentable

Counts as one of your five a day

Biggins

I hope it wasn't a "Club..."

chin_grin

Biggins wrote: »

I hope it wasn't a "Club..."

Take your hat and your leave!

:pac:

Bonito

Orange you glad it wasn't a burger!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3O_O032UdM

admiralofthefleet

ColmDawson wrote: »

I believe it's known as a drive-by fruiting.

was it thrown by this person?

topper75

PerrinV2 wrote: »

what a douche!!!

Talkin' 'merican on the innernet is awesome. HIGH FIVE!

plissken

Thats shocking behaviour, there really are some scumbags out there, I suppose you juice have to grin and bear it.

PerrinV2

PerrinV2 wrote: »

what a douche!!!

anyone who says that deserves to have an orange thrown at them :P

topper75

topper75 wrote: »

Talkin' 'merican on the innernet is awesome. HIGH FIVE!

anyone who uses yanky lingo deserves to have an orange thrown at them

Delirium

PerrinV2 wrote: »

Just walking home from the eye cinema,just going past the carlton hotel and someone threw an orange out the car window at me,what a douche!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w

BigDuffman

I'm more disturbed by the use of the word douche in response to a fruit based attack! I was trying to think of a fruity response but the other posters pipped me to the post and none of the remaining fruit puns apeeled to me.

Sharpshooter

PerrinV2 wrote: »

Just walking home from the eye cinema,just going past the carlton hotel and someone threw an orange out the car window at me,what a douche!!!

That's mild when you think what OJ got away with.

ejmaztec

It's a good job the OP wasn't bending over when it happened, or he might have an orange lodged.

Bonito

Sharpshooter wrote: »

That's mild when you think what OJ got away with.

Next post 23,000. Make it count.

Des Carter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBfIfGyCo4w

plissken

RoverJames wrote: »

anyone who uses yanky lingo deserves to have an orange thrown at them

RoverJames wrote: »

anyone who says that deserves to have an orange thrown at them :P

After following your advice I'm all out of oranges.... would an apple suffice?

star.chaser

PerrinV2 wrote: »

Galway's version of a drive-by shooting pehaps...

or maybe it was your ma paying him for the previous nights fun

Lormcd

Orange ya glad it wasn't a melon?...

RolandIRL

don't act like you didn't deserve it :P
there was a reason....:D

maninasia

It's an oraginal story!

rainbowdrop

When I lived in England, I used to go to all the soccer matches of my local (third division) team. Every game, without fail, the local supporters would buy boxes of Jaffa Cakes before the match, and pelt the away team goalie with them........

Imagine getting hit by hundreds of Jaffa Cakes OP....... you should count yourself lucky!!!

Biggins

Lormcd wrote: »

Orange ya glad it wasn't a melon?...

...or coconut! LOL :pac:

--Kaiser--

Biggins wrote: »

...or coconut! LOL :pac:

Or hand grenade

Dravokivich

hmmmm juicy

Donkey Oaty

Biggins

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

[IMG][/img]http://www.utahbirds.org/featarts/2004/MandarinDuckTS4.jpg

WTF?

bullpost

Hope they're caught, convicted and don't get the right to a peel.

Donkey Oaty

Biggins wrote: »

WTF?

That's right - mandarin duck!

smcelhinney

Biggins wrote: »

WTF?

What he said....

Winner of completely random post of the year 2010.

force majeure

Count yourself lucky... its worse for us drivers. While stuck in traffic 2 years back during the race week in listowel some pillock dropped his pants and stuck his 'whats it' up against my window.....:eek::eek:

Hank Scorpio

Useful advice on how to deal with this situation for OP:

One day i was down in Cork on the bottom of Patrick street and see a done-up starlet drive by and saw someone inside through eggs at these two lads on the street. The starlet got stuck at the traffic lights towards college road and cue the two lads who got hit running up to the car and continuously kung-fu kicking the fcuk out of every window.

The starlet just bait off through the red light, glass flying everywhere. The two lads who kicked the windows in just walked off like nothing had happened

rednik

I just hope for everyone else's sake you reported this matter to the Peelers.

Fratton Fred

PerrinV2 wrote: »

Just walking home from the eye cinema,just going past the carlton hotel and someone threw an orange out the car window at me,what a douche!!!

are you taking the pith?

MaybeLogic

This place is really going to seed with all these puns.

Ruu_Old

Probably because you called them a "douche". Yer not in America land now, bucko!