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Fago!PRESS RELEASE
From: The head of scribe, Fago!'s cabinet.
To: Boards Independent; Cuckoo Local Paper; The Cuckoo Times
FAGO! CAUGHT UP IN SCANDAL WITH BUNNY DANCER.
Fagoland, May 20th 2010 - IT would seem that once again Fago! cannot control his urges for everything sexual, deviant and obscure. The blue candidate, who recently lost out in the elections against his opponent Fago!, has been photographed in a sexclub and the images were leaked to local media. He allegedly paid for services provided by a female dancer dressed as a bunny. She claims that he abused her and was brought to the local hospital in the early hours of yesterdaymorning. Fago! was not available for comments when contacted.
This is not first time Fago! has been found in compromising situations, as in 2007, he was sued by 2 young ladies, claiming they were "felt up" by him and accusations of taking secret images in the ladies toilets. The case was settled outside court and, albeit the evidence was everpresent, Fago! has since then refused to comment on any of the events.
We can once again report that he has not learned his lesson and it will only put more confidence in our new leader Fago! who has come accross as a family-orientated and well-loved head of state. Fago! will have to report to the opposition leader of the Anti-Fago!-nite party later today, where they will decide whether or not he can stay on in his current position.0 -
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Fago is so hawt. I wish Fago would be mine. I can't get no work done because all I ever think about is Fago. Did I mention that Fago is hawt? He's soooo dreamy and purrrfect. Oh, and boy does he know how to use his mic- er *cough* -rophone.
Is this okay, Fago?!
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Fago!Fago is so hawt. I wish Fago would be mine. I can't get no work done because all I ever think about is Fago. Did I mention that Fago is hawt? He's soooo dreamy and purrrfect. Oh, and boy does he know how to use his mic- er *cough* -rophone.
Is this okay, Fago?!
:eek:Another victim of Fago! :eek:
PRESS RELEASE
We would like to inform you that the Fago! helpline is now open 24/7 on 1890 123 456. All complaints will be dealt with swiftly and psychological care will available to all those affected by this horrible ordeal.0 -
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Fago!Fago is so hawt. I wish Fago would be mine. I can't get no work done because all I ever think about is Fago. Did I mention that Fago is hawt? He's soooo dreamy and purrrfect. Oh, and boy does he know how to use his mic- er *cough* -rophone.
Is this okay, Fago?!
This pleases me! Keep it up! You remind me of a girl I once slept wi-...... Never mind! Keep it up anyhow!
Imagination...?
ImaginatioN!PRESS RELEASE
From: The head of scribe, Fago!'s cabinet.
To: Boards Independent; Cuckoo Local Paper; The Cuckoo Times
FAGO! CAUGHT UP IN SCANDAL WITH BUNNY DANCER.
Fagoland, May 20th 2010 - IT would seem that once again Fago! cannot control his urges for everything sexual, deviant and obscure. The blue candidate, who recently lost out in the elections against his opponent Fago!, has been photographed in a sexclub and the images were leaked to local media. He allegedly paid for services provided by a female dancer dressed as a bunny. She claims that he abused her and was brought to the local hospital in the early hours of yesterdaymorning. Fago! was not available for comments when contacted.
This is not first time Fago! has been found in compromising situations, as in 2007, he was sued by 2 young ladies, claiming they were "felt up" by him and accusations of taking secret images in the ladies toilets. The case was settled outside court and, albeit the evidence was everpresent, Fago! has since then refused to comment on any of the events.
We can once again report that he has not learned his lesson and it will only put more confidence in our new leader Fago! who has come accross as a family-orientated and well-loved head of state. Fago! will have to report to the opposition leader of the Anti-Fago!-nite party later today, where they will decide whether or not he can stay on in his current position.
Run it! He's had his second chances, but he keeps it up! This strengthens our organisation immensly sNarah! You'll make Captain for this!
I like the family orientated part. Flashy, slim and catchy. Like a couple of Rory Calhouns!
PEOPLE!!! - You please me! I've not seen such a productive day in Fago!land since those cops dropped donuts on our heavenly doorstep! That was a good day. I remember we were all dancing and laughing... Just like a couple of Rory Calhouns!
On this day, I present not one but TWO smileys of justice.:)
Just like a couple of Rory Calhouns!
sNarah, take a note! Draught Rory Calhoun as YOUR secretary. You've earned it!Another victim of Fago!
PRESS RELEASE
We would like to inform you that the Fago! helpline is now open 24/7 on 1890 123 456. All complaints will be dealt with swiftly and psychological care will available to all those affected by this horrible ordeal.
No sNarah, just a mistake. She's one of mine! everything's fine! She's on our side!It was the way he looked at me... I, I, oh god, I just couldn't resist!
That's how I roll baby!0 -
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Fago!Oh BTW sNarah, I hear the other Fago uses VIAGRA! Run it!
*Starts typing away eagerly on old-fashioned typewriter whilst drinking coffee and smoking a cigarette*Oh, I will try keep it up! teehee
/skips away happily. My work here is done
Oh, sorry, my mistake! Hi there Novella!This pleases me! Keep it up! You remind me of a girl I once slept wi-...... Never mind! Keep it up anyhow!
No sNarah, just a mistake. She's one of mine! everything's fine! She's on our side!
Yes, you are! Like a big cuddly teddybear, soft and fluffly, yet strong and powerfull! FAGO! FAGO! FAGO! FAGO!I like the family orientated part. Flashy, slim and catchy. Like a couple of Rory Calhouns!
And a medal??????????Run it! He's had his second chances, but he keeps it up! This strengthens our organisation immensly sNarah! You'll make Captain for this!
Oh I remember that day, that was a happy day! I remember Sol and DB hugging and kissing hands, and Deki and me were throwing flowers around, and even Sarky smiled. Landsleaving sung such a great song for you Fago!, do you recall? Such a glorious day it was.PEOPLE!!! - You please me! I've not seen such a productive day in Fago!land since those cops dropped donuts on our heavenly doorstep! That was a good day. I remember we were all dancing and laughing... Just like a couple of Rory Calhouns!
On this day, I present not one but TWO smileys of justice.:)
Just like a couple of Rory Calhouns!
Yoink.sNarah, take a note! Draught Rory Calhoun as YOUR secretary. You've earned it!
***rolls with fago!, For Shizzle!***That's how I roll baby0 -
Fago!Yes, you are! Like a big cuddly teddybear, soft and fluffly, yet strong and powerfull! FAGO! FAGO! FAGO! FAGO!
I'm getting all flustered!
And a medal??????????
..and a medal!Oh I remember that day, that was a happy day! I remember Sol and DB hugging and kissing hands, and Deki and me were throwing flowers around, and even Sarky smiled. Landsleaving sung such a great song for you Fago!, do you recall? Such a glorious day it was.
I do. It was a marvelous occasion! if I remember correctly, the song had something to do with "Gotta have Faith Faith Faith" He wore a biker jacket!***rolls with fago!, For Shizzle!***
awwwwwwww yyeeeeeeeeeaaaaah! :cool:0 -
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