Joe.ie: Is it meant to be funny?

giftgrub

A mate pointed me to this new website for men today.

Read Claire Tully's advice column...

Hi Claire,

There’s a bit of a smell coming from down there – not from me but from her. Fortunately I wear a condom as we’ve only been going out a short while, so I don’t think I’ll catch anything. I know I need to say something, but what? We’re only just started out together and I don’t want to kill off the relationship before it gets going. G, Leitrim

Claire says...:

A vagina can be the nicest place in the world to be in, but when things go bad they can go really bad. Most girls have a ‘fishy’ smell down there and this varies from person to person.

If it is particularly strong or ‘bad’ smelling then the first thing you need to eliminate is the issue of hygiene.

Brilliant...

Gordon

giftgrub wrote: »

A mate

I wonder if that's the guy that I banned for pimping his website after registering.

starbelgrade

Joe Duffy has a website?

Turtyturd

I remember when gift grub was funny.

Mute

giftgrub wrote: »

A mate pointed me to this new website for men today.

Read Claire Tully's advice column...



Brilliant...

A vagina can be the nicest place in the world to be in,

I can think of better!

starbelgrade

I remember when threads were funny.

admiralofthefleet

claire tully has fantastic tits

starbelgrade

Mute wrote: »

A vagina can be the nicest place in the world to be in,

I can think of better!

You're a back door man, I take it?

--LOS--

I don't know about the site in general but what's wrong with that bit of the response, I assume she just means that it could just be a hygiene issue rather than jumping to conclusions about STDs.

Although I do have to laugh at the rest of the response which says she may have forgotten to take a tampon out , also suggesting that he pretend he came across an article in his mother's magazine about this :pac:

billy the squid

most if not all gender specific media is trash .

Liam Byrne

Absolutely fell on the floor laughing when I read this bit :

you are going to have to be incredibly sensitive and tactile in dealing with this topic.

1. Perceptible to the sense of touch; tangible.
2. Used for feeling: a tactile organ.
3. Of, relating to, or proceeding from the sense of touch; tactual: a tactile reflex.

Source : http://www.thefreedictionary.com/tactile

I can only assume that she meant some variation of "tactical" and "diplomatic", but it's the funniest thing I've read in AGES!!!!

PeakOutput

just heard an ad for this website on newstalk sounds like one of those cheap mens mags for men

who the **** wants advice from breffni from the apprentice?

starbelgrade

A lot of women are paranoid about their vaginal odour anyway, so if this girl is someone you want to stay with then you are going to have to be incredibly sensitive and tactile in dealing with this topic.

I wonder if "yer muff stinks like a fishmongers apron" would count?

ejmaztec

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

claire tully has fantastic tits

It's a pity they're holding her ears apart.

giftgrub

Isnt CLaire Tully some kind of scientist?

Immunology in TCD apparently.

Immune to wearing clothes BOOM BOOM

starbelgrade

giftgrub wrote: »

Isnt CLaire Tully some kind of scientist?

Immunology in TCD apparently.

Immune to wearing clothes BOOM BOOM

Shockingly bad.

PeakOutput

lol at page 3 girl giving any sort of advice besides 'how to pull strippers'

Iwasfrozen

starbelgrade wrote: »

Shockingly bad.

That's why he said Boom Boom.

tony 2 tone

Liam Byrne wrote: »

I can only assume that she meant some variation of "tactical" and "diplomatic", but it's the funniest thing I've read in AGES!!!!

Tactfull maybe?

minidazzler

How the fcuk does she know most girls have a fishy smell? Most girls have feck all smell TBH.

When asking advice on vagina, it's better to ask guys, they are the ones there more often.

--LOS--

minidazzler wrote: »

How the fcuk does she know most girls have a fishy smell? Most girls have feck all smell TBH.

When asking advice on vagina, it's better to ask guys, they are the ones there more often.

ye, that makes perfect sense :rolleyes:

orourkeda

Excuse me love. Clean up your aul box there will ye. There's a bleedin' bang off it.

Nodin

starbelgrade wrote: »

Joe Duffy has a website?

It has to be said that calling a website "Joe" while that arse is still extant is a fucking disastrous idea.

baalthor

minidazzler wrote: »

How the fcuk does she know most girls have a fishy smell?

Maybe she's diversified from Page 3 to "Girl on Girl" ?

--LOS--

baalthor wrote: »

Maybe she's diversified from Page 3 to "Girl on Girl" ?

jeezuz guys, girls aren't all prudes, I think they know their own vaginas ffs!

starbelgrade

minidazzler wrote: »

How the fcuk does she know most girls have a fishy smell?

I think she was just codding.

Tail Wagger

giftgrub wrote: »

A mate pointed me to this new website for men today.

Read Claire Tully's advice column...



Brilliant...

with the smell of fish, I'd say make sure you have the ould salt & vinegar at the ready!

minidazzler

--LOS-- wrote: »

jeezuz guys, girls aren't all prudes, I think they know their own vaginas ffs!

Yeah, that's fair enough, they know their OWN vagina's. That doesn't mean they know about other women's vagina's.

Having the toolbox doesn't mean know know what's inside it.

starbelgrade

minidazzler wrote: »

Having the toolbox doesn't mean know know what's inside it.

Most toolboxes would contain tools, I would imagine. That's what I keep in mine anyhow.

Nodin

--LOS-- wrote: »

jeezuz guys, girls aren't all prudes, I think they know their own vaginas ffs!

...and each others, and their medical shaggin history, in detail that makes a man shudder...

Liam Byrne

tony 2 tone wrote: »

Tactfull maybe?

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

I was wracking my brain trying to figure out the word that she should have used, and it was on the tip of my tongue, but it wouldn't come to me!

I can sleep now!

It's still funny that the replacement word that she used means "touchy-feely", though!

--LOS--

starbelgrade wrote: »

Most toolboxes would contain tools, I would imagine. That's what I keep in mine anyhow.

Indeed, I rest my case

starbelgrade

--LOS-- wrote: »

Indeed, I rest my case

Why - is your case heavy? Do you have tools in it?

--LOS--

starbelgrade wrote: »

Why - is your case heavy? Do you have tools in it?

My case is not heavy and my case is closed

starbelgrade

--LOS-- wrote: »

My case is not heavy and my case is closed

It's an open & shut case then.

--LOS--

starbelgrade wrote: »

It's an open & shut case then.

errrr..........cases do open and shut

FearDark

Clarie Tully is a doctor now is she.

Yeah right, I'm gonna take "advice" from someone who gets their tits out for the world to see.

Just a slut, a pathetic self opinionated slut.

starbelgrade

FearDark wrote: »

Just a slut, a pathetic self opinionated slut. With nice tits.

FYP

HalloweenJack

I'm glad I didn't know who Claire Tully was cos the Google image search came up a treat.

--LOS--

FearDark wrote: »

Clarie Tully is a doctor now is she.

Yeah right, I'm gonna take "advice" from someone who gets their tits out for the world to see.

Just a slut, a pathetic self opinionated slut.

agreed, she really does not do much to bust the stereotype as she might think.

EI111

http://www.joe.ie/1/story/crap-albanian-roads

What a poor article.

FearDark

On the occasion I've been fortunate to catch page 3 in The S*n I quite enjoy her boobs... but theres a little paragraph beside said boobs on what Claire thinks of the volcano in Iceland.


Yeah ok Claire, ill start taking you serious when you put some clothes on... I mean really... nobody cares what a slapper has to say.

lizardfudge

That site is very VERY ugly.

And the fact that Rugby is the first content category for some reason gives you some sort of indicator as to the total asshats the website is aimed at.

FearDark

EI111 wrote: »

http://www.joe.ie/1/story/crap-albanian-roads

What a poor article.

I believe the origional submitted article was written in Crayola #3 Light Blue.

--LOS--

EI111 wrote: »

http://www.joe.ie/1/story/crap-albanian-roads

What a poor article.

wow that was such a non article.

DOH! I can't stop reading it as Jooooooooeee.ie

pickarooney

FearDark wrote: »

On the occasion I've been fortunate to catch page 3 in The S*n I quite enjoy her boobs... but theres a little paragraph beside said boobs on what Claire thinks of the volcano in Iceland.


Yeah ok Claire, ill start taking you serious when you put some clothes on... I mean really... nobody cares what a slapper has to say.

Meeeooowww! Did she steal your boyfriend or something?

Miguel_Sanchez

Just took a look at that site for the first time there.

They recommended the film 'How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days' as a film to watch on television tonight.

Let me correct my first sentence:

Just took a look at that site for the first and only time there.

EI111

--LOS-- wrote: »

wow that was such a non article.

I had to go back and read it again.
What is it for?
Who wrote it?
How is such a crap article in existence?

starbelgrade

Jeff_Lebowski wrote: »

Just took a look at that site for the first time there.

They recommended the film 'How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days' as a film to watch on television tonight.

It's not a great film. But in fairness, in quality terms, it knocked the ars* out of the footie tonight on RTE2.

--LOS--

EI111 wrote: »

I had to go back and read it again.
What is it for?
Who wrote it?
How is such a crap article in existence?

sorry I don't know either.

--LOS--

starbelgrade wrote: »

It's not a great film. But in fairness, in quality terms, it knocked the ars* out of the footie tonight on RTE2.

you watched it, you watched it *points and laughs*

that is one of 3 stations that I have and I didn't watch that.