You have one hour left before your execution!

LoanShark

I'm bored, So I thought I'd just start this random thread..

You're a death row prisoner and you have one hour left before your execution,You've said your goodbyes to your family and now your on your own..You can do 'ANYTHING' you want.. But you have only got the one hour...What would you do?

I'd go to KFC and order a Family Bucket,Just too see if I could polish it off in Full, On my own!

Hazys

LoanShark wrote: »

I'm bored, So I thought I'd just start this random thread..

You're a death row prisoner and you have one hour left before your execution,You've said your goodbyes to your family and now your on your own..You can do 'ANYTHING' you want.. But you have only got the one hour...What would you do?

I'd go to KFC and order a Family Bucket,Just too see if I could polish it off in Full, On my own!

1 hour to the chair and i can do whatever i want, i'd probably run away tbh

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I would kill and maim so many people

Cheap Thrills!

I'd kill meself.

pookie82

I suspect most people will go for masturbation/sex.

I'd have an almond magnum and watch the "bird is the word" episode of family guy.

KeithM89_old

Id kill myself the way i wanted - in a huge explosion - not some electric chair. Might have an ice-cream before it though

yore ma!

admiralofthefleet

i would play solitaire

starbelgrade

I'd have Beyonce round to polish the oul knob.

Latchy

Anything I want for an hour ?

Hmm ......Have lady GAGA sent to me

Gummy Panda

I'd lick Mary Harney's fanny

Biggins

Strangle Myley Cyrus and Paris Hilton before I go.
I might as well do the world one last favour!

landsleaving

Anything eh. I'd write a short manifesto, detailing plans for a utopian society, inclusive to all.

Then I'd kill the guards with it and use it to create an escape route.

Marxgyver they'd call me.

Abi

pookie82 wrote: »

I suspect most people will go for masturbation/sex.

You got that the wrong way around for a start.

I'd have an almond magnum and watch the "bird is the word" episode of family guy.

^^ I've no words for that.

Bob the Seducer

I'll go with abscond to a country with no extradition treaties and buy myself a new passport, I didn't do it I tells ya!

Steodonn

Hide and post updates on boards.ie

Saibh

Biggins wrote: »

Strangle Myley Cyrus and Paris Hilton before I go.
I might as well do the world one last favour!

No politicians

GLaDOS

Say loudly: "I guess you want to know where the bomb is."

KeithM89_old

pookie82 wrote: »

I'd have an almond magnum and watch the "bird is the word" episode of family guy.

http://www.instantsfun.es/birdtheword
Just hit it for an hour

Biggins

Biggins wrote: »

Strangle Myley Cyrus and Paris Hilton before I go.
I might as well do the world one last favour!

Saibh wrote: »

No politicians

Why do ya think I would be on death row?
I'd have done them first already!

jd007

Break into Area 51

Agent Smith

Katy Perry

Kasabian

I would pray to Dad and ask him to forgive them for they know not what they do.


I would also change providers to Airtricity , no point in leaving a big bill behind.

new fang

Kayden Raspy Cat wrote: »

I would kill and maim so many people

post / username

It wasn't me!

I would post incredibly regular updates to Twitter, all the way out.

"Just got strapped into chair. Leather gives me a rash. Not impressed. About two minutes to showtime."

landsleaving

It wasn't me! wrote: »

I would post incredibly regular updates to Twitter, all the way out.

"Just got strapped into chair. Leather gives me a rash. Not impressed. About two minutes to showtime."

@the_x_ecutioner I'ma haunt you bitch, lol

baltimore sun

wait patiently and try to enjoy it somehow coz once the hour is up that's it, you're gone forever

"I know where Maddie is.."

Duggy747

Well, I wouldn't take a shìte or a piss for as long as I could leading up to the execution - give the fùckers a nasty mess to clean up

Claim I'm the one who killed Michael Jackson

Bang a final one off the wrist.

Check my facebook :pac:

Shag Zooey Deschanel, Jennifer Connelly, Asia Argento, Mary Harney (She probably just needs a good one, take one for the team!)

OR

In reality, just sit in my cell twiddling my thumbs wishing they'd hurry up with the execution.

greener greene

I'd drive a huge cargo train off a massive water fall :cool:
No idea how I'd go about it though.

It wasn't me!

Actually, I would smoke a truly superb cigar and drink an excellent whiskey. Might keep the cigar in all the way through.

Dostoevsky

LoanShark wrote: »

I'm bored, So I thought I'd just start this random thread..

You're a death row prisoner and you have one hour left before your execution,You've said your goodbyes to your family and now your on your own..You can do 'ANYTHING' you want.. But you have only got the one hour...What would you do?

I'd go to KFC and order a Family Bucket,Just too see if I could polish it off in Full, On my own!

One of the most powerful scenes in all Dostoevsky's writing is Prince Myshkin, the eponymous antihero of The Idiot (1869), reflecting on the thoughts of the condemned man before he is executed. Dostoevsky himself had been condemned to death in November 1849 and ultimately underwent a mock execution before being reprieved at the last minute and exiled to Siberia, 20 years before this scene was published, so he knew something about the thoughts of the condemned man in his final hours:

Beginning "It was just a minute before the execution" (pages 67-9)

stovelid

I'd cast a taciturn eye on the two criminals beside me and console the toadying one by telling him that I'd put in a word with my Da for him.

new fang

do you just go around from thread to thread providing relevant nuggets on dostoevsky?

Dravokivich

LoanShark wrote: »

You're a death row prisoner and you have one hour left before your execution,You've said your goodbyes to your family and now your on your own..You can do 'ANYTHING' you want.. But you have only got the one hour...What would you do?

Could I try getting away with Murder?

powerfade

Steak, great bottle of red wine and a 59 minute long BJ from a deep-throating beauty....easy....I'd die a reasonably satisfied guy.

Closed ac

I'd sit there and worry about my upcoming execution. Bundle of fun I am.

Dravokivich

actually... now that I've put slightly more thought into it...

I'd want to bang the excutioners Misses... Ma... Sisters... Granma... in 1 big orgy...

That'd really fúcking piss him off something fierce...

minidazzler

I would think of something trully cryptic but poignant to say, just to have people ponder my words for years to come.

Des Carter

well I think the most obvious thing to do would be to get a hammer or something and break the chair/leathal injection thingy or whatever they are using so that it wont work.

Tail Wagger

Knowing my luck it would be on the night the clock goes forward and I wouldn't get time to do anyone!

Stinicker

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I'd lick Mary Harney's fanny

I don't think you understand the topic of the thread, it is about what you want to with your last hour not choosing the method of execution.

rednik

Call my good friend Jack Baeur, he can do everything in an hour.

Des Carter

Find JJ Abrahams and make him tell me how lost ends.

Son Of A Vidic

Have a kip.

ball

Chicken-Shish kebab in Zaytoon!


I'd die a happy man

Kirnsy

powerfade wrote: »

Steak, great bottle of red wine and a 59 minute long BJ from a deep-throating beauty....easy....I'd die a reasonably satisfied guy.

Let's be realistic. After the BJ what are you going to do for the next 57 minutes?

OutlawPete

LoanShark wrote: »

I'm bored, So I thought I'd just start this random thread..

Great idea for a thread ...

Food
Steak & Kidney Pie, Chips, Brown Sauce, Banoffi, Dr Pepper

Music
As much Springsteen, Steve Earle, Mellencamp as I could get my hands on.

Movies
Have to watch Scarface before I go, Back To The Future

Comedy Vids
Love to watch comedy so I'd have to watch some stand up stuff.

Women
Then I'd just get the Grolsch delivered and sit back as Drew Barrymore, Diane Lane (have to have one MILF) Brianna Love (porn star ) and Grainne Seoige all enter my cell dressed as prison guards.

EDIT: these are all from my thread and as I'd only have an hour on this one: Just the Food, Music and Drew would have to do

m@cc@

I'd try to find some way to kill myself. Give the ****ers an awful mess to clean up.

landsleaving

OutlawPete wrote: »

Great idea for a thread ...

Food
Steak & Kidney Pie, Chips,.

Man after my own heart. Nothing. NOTHING. is tastier than pie n' chips.

m@cc@

landsleaving wrote: »

Man after my own heart. Nothing. NOTHING. is tastier than pie n' chips.

Wouldn't be a fan of steak and kidney. Peppered beef or scallop pie would be preferable.