If you could change sex for a day, what would you do?

starbelgrade

So, if you could change from a man into a woman, or from a woman into a man for 24 hours, what would you do with that one day?

GLaDOS

Attempt to understand the fascination with shoes

epgc3fyqirnbsx

play with my bewbs

Standard Toaster

Prob have sex with a girl and see what lesbian sex feels like.
Then re-insure my car.

rednik

Can I still park a car.

rainbow kirby

Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see what it felt like.

m@cc@

starbelgrade wrote: »

If you could change sex for a day, what would you do?

Anal.

Pygmalion

Only a day? Obviously people would just spend it alone in their room.

If someone could do it for a year or so I'd like to see him get knocked up, give birth, and immediately transform back into a man and get a kick in the balls.
Settle the age old question once and for all.

flahavaj

Go to work and be an annoying c*nt for the day so all the women in there realise what I have to put up with every day.:pac:

brummytom

Fondle myself; obviously

starbelgrade

rainbow kirby wrote: »

Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see what it felt like.

I'd imagine that it would be like having a period, only condensed into a 5 minute time.. ehm.. period.

GLaDOS

starbelgrade wrote: »

I'd imagine that it would be like having a period, only condensed into a 5 minute time.. ehm.. period.

Of all mental images I've had, that ranks pretty high in unpleasantness...

Sharpshooter

starbelgrade wrote: »

So, if you could change from a man into a woman, or from a woman into a man for 24 hours, what would you do with that one day?

If I were to change from a woman into a man for one day, I'd do nothing.

No more multitasking.:p

starbelgrade

Sharpshooter wrote: »

If I were to change from a woman into a man for one day, I'd do nothing.

No more multitasking.:p

Why do women consider multi-tasking a female trait? Sure, you can watch Loose Women & iron at the same time, but we can also watch football, drink beer AND fart without losing concentration.

starbelgrade

rednik wrote: »

Can I still park a car.

Yes. But not if the space is tight / if it's paralell parking / if the space involves reversing up a hill / if there's another car behind you, therefore putting you under pressure, etc.

Agent Smith

rainbow kirby wrote: »

Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see what it felt like.

Having, Amongst other things, Gone head first threw a Ford Focus at 50-60 miles an hour, Falling down a flight of stairs in doyles, and Smashing a Coffee Pot in my hand severing the tendon in a finger and losing full use of it....





NOTHING Compares to a kick to the Testicles

Fizman

I'd get pregnant.

Would I get to keep the baby when I turn back into a bloke though? Actually OP outline exactly how that procedure would work could you?

starbelgrade

Fizman wrote: »

I'd get pregnant.

Would I get to keep the baby when I turn back into a bloke though? Actually OP outline exactly how that procedure would work could you?

No, no and.. no.

CianRyan

First I'd find out what feels best then I'd go on to push something the size of a baby up my vagina...
No, that wouldn't work, would it...

Sharpshooter

starbelgrade wrote: »

Why do women consider multi-tasking a female trait? Sure, you can watch Loose Women & iron at the same time, but we can also watch football, drink beer AND fart without losing concentration.

Loose women?

We can mod AHs read Pms post in private forums and watch copious amounts of wrestling dvds, all the while speaking on the mobile phone and feeding five cats and one dog.

Oh, and answering quoted posts.:p

vicecreamsundae

i'd just do the obvious.. masturbate, and try to hook up with a girl to see what sex feels like as a guy.

starbelgrade

I've never been kicked in the testicles. I might have missed out on a right of passage there.

Stercus Accidit

I'd do the ironing and make a sandwich.

Jev/N

starbelgrade wrote: »

I've never been kicked in the testicles. I might have missed out on a right of passage there.

Consider yourself blessed!

McChubbin

Prance around The George in a Dior sequin, heels and tiara.

At present, I am a woman.

Standard Toaster

Now that I'm a women I'd go on-line to them there 'sex' chat rooms and chat up all the unsuspecting blokes.....oh wait....

rainbow kirby

starbelgrade wrote: »

I've never been kicked in the testicles. I might have missed out on a right of passage there.

Let's sort that out. *BOOT*

GLaDOS

starbelgrade wrote: »

I've never been kicked in the testicles. I might have missed out on a right of passage there.

I suggest goalkeeping, all body parts must be put on the line, all.

Standard Toaster

Query starbelgrade.....If I get a sex change during this magical 24 hour period, come the strike of midnight, do I get to remain my sex of choice?

I've so many questions....so little time!

starbelgrade

ScienceNerd wrote: »

I suggest goalkeeping, all body parts must be put on the line, all.

I played goalie for years as a kid.. even did trials for Liverpool. Never got kicked in the nuts. Maybe that's why I never passed the trials!

CianRyan

Agent Smith wrote: »

Having, Amongst other things, Gone head first threw a Ford Focus at 50-60 miles an hour, Falling down a flight of stairs in doyles, and Smashing a Coffee Pot in my hand severing the tendon in a finger and losing full use of it....





NOTHING Compares to a kick to the Testicles

Broken so many bones, fallen from heights, scars left on my face, arms and legs and plenty of other injuries.

The above statement is COMPLETELY true!!
Completely true, except for 0:40.*



*Speaking from experience.
RAILS ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS!!

starbelgrade

The_Edge wrote: »

Query starbelgrade.....If I get a sex change during this magical 24 hour period, come the strike of midnight, do I get to remain my sex of choice?

If you have the cash, I can perform the operation. Male to female, human to hamster, whatever takes your fancy.

Standard Toaster

Deal.
Meet you at the back of Mario's chipper tomorrow at 22:45 so
Hope you use sterile coat hangers.

GLaDOS

starbelgrade wrote: »

I played goalie for years as a kid.. even did trials for Liverpool. Never got kicked in the nuts. Maybe that's why I never passed the trials!

I meant more saving the ball with your balls Could just be my style of keeping though...

Sharpshooter

starbelgrade wrote: »

If you have the cash, I can perform the operation. Male to female, human to hamster, whatever takes your fancy.

And the reply is:

The_Edge wrote: »

Deal.
Meet you at the back of Mario's chipper tomorrow at 22:45 so
Hope you use sterile coat hangers.

starbelgrade, I hope you arrive with one of those massive needles.:pac::D

starbelgrade

ScienceNerd wrote: »

I meant more saving the ball with your balls Could just be my style of keeping though...

It's a lot easier to save the ball with your hands. You must have a massive pair of nuts on you. :eek:

Nulty

I'd do what comes natural - moan about how easy men have it.

Only I'd know from experience.

:cool:

Mackman

Orgasm's, multiple ones

seanybiker

I would ride meself. According to my missus Im great in the sack. Why not. I must be unbelievable ha ha. Other than that I would try piss standing up or just play with me boobs.

davyjose

brummytom wrote: »

Fondle myself; obviously

I'd do it discretely. Each to their own and all.

davyjose

seanybiker wrote: »

I Other than that I would try piss standing up

Do you not piss standing up already?

landsleaving

Well if I still have the same personality... and since I've seen a woman naked... (thank you internet!) I don't think there's a huge amount I'd do differently. I'd get bored after jiggling my breasts in front of the mirror for a few minutes.

'Yep, there they are. Breasts.'

I think I have to assume I'd conform to some sort of gender stereotype for the day for this to work effectively... I just can't see it happening....

OH NOES... HORMONES!

bronte

I'd be Jim Morrison.

Then I'd have sex just to see what it's like as a bloke.

Then I'd pee at a urinal...bet that's weird.

Then I'd watch the sex scene in Monster's Ball ( not the rest of the film, just that scene) because most of my male friends have done this

Then I'd scratch myself.

Jumpy

landsleaving wrote: »

I don't think there's a huge amount I'd do differently. I'd get bored after jiggling my breasts in front of the mirror for a few minutes.

'Yep, there they are. Breasts.'

I do that anyway.


I think I need to lose weight.

ocokev

If i were to change sex for a day i would,

Ring all my friends and tell them about it,
Go to the hairdressers and get whatever done,
Have my nails done,
Have lattee, while getting all the weeks news from OK mag.
Go shopping for four hours and come home with one item that I will have to return tomorrow.
Sit down and watch footie and be totally confussed as to the mayhem as to whats going on, before trying to remember which celeb goes out with which footballer.
Have a big sudsy bath.
Ring all my friends and tell them about my day.
Watch the Hills rerun
Fall asleep.

bonerm

I'd explain the offside rule to myself.

Blazer

Cucumber

AnonoBoy

I'd make it so we'd have to do it standing on our heads.

ibarelycare

I'd like to have sex as a bloke....doggy style :cool:

NothingMan

Hmm... Periods, hormones all over the shop, pregnancy, having to get up 2 hours before work to get ready and 2 hours more if you want to go out that night, having to change friends every year because "she said this about me", watching Sex and the City or Desperate Housewives & not understanding technology (outside of FB or Excel).

.... No thanks.

Elenxor

starbelgrade wrote: »

Yes. But not if the space is tight / if it's paralell parking / if the space involves reversing up a hill / if there's another car behind you, therefore putting you under pressure, etc.

I bet you would love to change into a man