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Things you can't do, that most people can

  • 14-04-2010 7:26pm
    #1
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,396 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    I can't wink... not even close.

    I also can't raise one eyebrow above the other... maybe the two are related?

    What about you? Is there anything you can't do, that most people are able to do?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 609 ✭✭✭GA361


    I can't lick my elbow


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,114 ✭✭✭corkcomp


    there's only one thing I can think of.. I cant whistle its actually embarrassing:o:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    i'm right handed, but i cannot use a knife in my right hand, just cant get round it

    i can raise my left eyebrow on its own, but not my right


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    My boyfriend can wink with both eyes and thinks it's strange that I cannot. I can wink the right one but I just end up blinking with both when I try to wink the left one.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,132 ✭✭✭Dinner


    sam34 wrote: »
    i'm right handed, but i cannot use a knife in my right hand, just cant get round it

    i can raise my left eyebrow on its own, but not my right

    I'm the same for both of these. People always comment on the knife thing too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    I can't lie


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Do one of those piercing gurrier whistles with two fingers in my mouth.

    It was a source of massive anguish and shame in my youth.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    I can't pee standing up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    I can't get any thanks :o


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    Dinner wrote: »
    I'm the same for both of these. People always comment on the knife thing too.

    dammit i thought i was unique!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I can't get any thanks :o

    Thanks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭TMH


    I can't snap my fingers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    stovelid wrote: »
    Do one of those piercing gurrier whistles with two fingers in my mouth.

    me too, i could never figure out how to do it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    sam34 wrote: »
    i'm right handed, but i cannot use a knife in my right hand, just cant get round it

    i can raise my left eyebrow on its own, but not my right

    I'm the same with the knife. I don't see why people would use a fork in their left hand? :confused: It's not a natural thing to raise food to my mouth with my left! I would probably stab myself!

    I can't for the life of me use a skipping rope or a Hula hoop, thankfully I am male so don't have to!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    I can't see 3D movies properly because of my heavy left eye dominance. The 3D effect is completely lost on me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    Believe it is butter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    I also cant lick anyone's elbow


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,201 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    I can't have babies.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    I cant sleep.


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    I can move my ears. They also react to sounds in the same way dog's ears do.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭barakus


    I cant bowl at all.

    I mean cannot get one fcukin pin down:mad:

    Once stormed out of a bowling alley in sheer frustrated rage leaving the GF standing there wondering what the hell was going on:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭Savage Tyrant


    I can't look my wife in the eye


  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Can't grow a proper moustache.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,720 ✭✭✭Sid_Justice


    I can't drive
    Pathetic whistler and bowler
    Can't let things lie


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭Aodan83


    I can't use a scissors with my left hand. Have to use a nail clippers for the nails on my right hand, because my left is so useless. Can't even cut paper properly if I use my left hand and I have no idea why!!


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Love :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Things you can't do, that most people can
    What about you? Is there anything you can't do, that most people are able to do?

    Blow me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    I can't get no satisfaction.

    And I try And I try And I try And I Try

    I cant get no.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    orourkeda wrote: »
    I can't get no satisfaction.

    And I try And I try And I try And I Try

    I cant get no.

    Hard luck mate. You can't always get what you want, I guess.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    I can't tie my shoelaces.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 407 ✭✭OxfordComma


    I can't click my fingers with my left hand, even though I can do it with my right.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,065 ✭✭✭✭Malice


    I'm left-handed so I have problems with fountain pens (in fact writing in general :)) and scissors.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭kdave


    I can't believe it's not butter


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I can't look my wife in the eye

    Wear stacked heels?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Tail Wagger


    I'm the same with the knife. I don't see why people would use a fork in their left hand? :confused: It's not a natural thing to raise food to my mouth with my left! I would probably stab myself!

    I can't for the life of me use a skipping rope or a Hula hoop, thankfully I am male so don't have to!


    Thats funny I couldn't do those things either for a long time, until I got married.
    Now thats all I seem to be doing, jumping through hula hoops and skipping over ropes. I suppose it's the woman you end up marrying....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,034 ✭✭✭deadhead13


    Aodan83 wrote: »
    I can't use a scissors with my left hand. Have to use a nail clippers for the nails on my right hand, because my left is so useless. Can't even cut paper properly if I use my left hand and I have no idea why!!

    You're not the only one. Neither can I.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Tail Wagger


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    I can't tie my shoelaces.

    + 1


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 802 ✭✭✭Lollymcd


    I can't tell left from right straight away, have to think about it.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,396 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    Oh I'm terrible at the alphabet. If somebody asked me 'What letter is after Q?' I'd have to start the rhyme from the beginning!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    sam34 wrote: »
    i'm right handed, but i cannot use a knife in my right hand, just cant get round it
    Same with me and one of my aunties. Sorry but a knife in my left hand doesn't feel right. It's as if I have no control over it. :confused:
    stovelid wrote: »
    Do one of those piercing gurrier whistles with two fingers in my mouth.
    Same here.
    Believe it is butter.
    That's because it's not. ;)
    Pherekydes wrote: »
    I can't have babies.
    :(
    Caoimhín wrote: »
    I cant sleep.
    /rohypnol.
    barakus wrote: »
    I cant bowl at all.

    I mean cannot get one fcukin pin down:mad:

    Once stormed out of a bowling alley in sheer frustrated rage leaving the GF standing there wondering what the hell was going on:(
    True story?
    IvySlayer wrote: »
    I can't tie my shoelaces.
    Velcro FTW.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,729 ✭✭✭Acoshla


    I can't roll my tongue, I can't click my fingers on my left hand, can't whistle, can't cross my eyes, can't do a head over heels tumble thing (freaks me out to go HEAD FIRST at the ground)....I'm sure there are many more....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Spadina wrote: »
    I can't roll my tongue, I can't click my fingers on my left hand, can't whistle, can't cross my eyes, can't do a head over heels tumble thing

    Developing epilepsy would solve a lot of these things for you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    wolf whistle

    :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 248 ✭✭bp1989


    TMH wrote: »
    I can't snap my fingers

    I'm not alone!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,531 ✭✭✭Little Acorn


    I can move my ears. They also react to sounds in the same way dog's ears do.

    Ha Ha, that's hilarious! I can just imagine a person's ears pricking up really high everytime there's a knock at the door.:D

    I too am right handed, but use my knife in left hand and my fork in my right, there's already been a few here the same so it's not as odd as I was made believe.

    I can't raise one eyebrow at a time.

    I can't do this hand jesture that spock did.

    http://www.toyboytech.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/spock-hand-gesture1-300x282.jpg

    :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 489 ✭✭perri winkles


    Can't roll my tongue

    Can't write on a white board, damn left handedness. As I write something, it just get rubbed out as I go along :mad:


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Gordon Puny Turquoise


    Aodan83 wrote: »
    I can't use a scissors with my left hand. Have to use a nail clippers for the nails on my right hand, because my left is so useless. Can't even cut paper properly if I use my left hand and I have no idea why!!

    I can't either which is a pain as I'm left handed. It might be the way the scissors is designed? :confused:

    here we go
    Handed' scissors



    left-handed (left) and right-handed (right) scissors
    Most scissors are best suited to use with the right hand, but left-handed scissors are designed for use by the left. Because scissors have overlapping blades, they are not symmetric. This asymmetry is true regardless of the orientation and shape of the handles: the blade that is on top always forms the same diagonal regardless of orientation. Human hands are also asymmetric, and when closing, the thumb and fingers do not close vertically, but have a lateral component to the motion.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scissors#.27Handed.27_scissors


    Back on topic: I can't whistle, except make a sort of pressure cooker sound in one ear-splitting pitch. I've been shown and described and practiced endlessly, I just can't whistle :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 337 ✭✭pearliefan


    I can't whistle!! I whistled once, when I was six and never again :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 793 ✭✭✭vicecreamsundae


    drive
    swim
    tumble/cartwheel
    open things with my teeth [like freezepops]
    whistle a tune.[ i can do a one tone whistle.]
    the star trek hand thing.



    when i was younger i couldnt burp on command, or pop my knuckles.
    now i do both like a pro. :cool:


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