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Invent something useless!

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  • 09-04-2010 12:03pm
    #1
    landsleaving
    Registered Users Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭


    Like a de-cooker, for when you change your mind about dinner.

    Or swimming caps for fish


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    #2
    Toasty113
    Registered Users Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    I'll invent a machine that destroys itself.

    I'll call it the government!

    <drummer stays silent>

    <Toasty is shamed off the stage>


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    #3
    ocokev
    Closed Accounts Posts: 373 ✭✭ocokev


    How about indicators on Mercs and BMWs.


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    #4
    landsleaving
    Registered Users Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    You're all very political.

    I'm inventing a device that keeps such conspiracies away from my mind. It'll be made of tin foil and I'll wear it on my he..

    Oh wait. :(


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    #5
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bAmF2UT3xE


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    #6
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,792 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I have invented the vacuum dirtier. Turn it on and it sprays dirt all over the place.


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    Thomas828
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    I'm in the process of inventing an exoskeleton with jets and propellers for birds. This magnificent apparatus will enable them to take off vertically like a Harrier Jump jet fighter. They can also fly backwards and sideways.


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    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    I have invented the vacuum dirtier. Turn it on and it sprays dirt all over the place.

    I'm afraid it's already invented wolf..it's called a Slurry Spreader::D

    slurry_spreader.jpg


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    #9
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I invented a new social website
    I know you're all posting here
    but wouldn't it be better if we posted there?


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    #10
    Toasty113
    Registered Users Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    I created the TV remote remote. You point and click then the other remote clicks and then the channel changes. Think of the possibilities!


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    #11
    ARSE BASTARD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3 ✭ARSE BASTARD


    Fake tan for persons of African origin.


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    #12
    DylanS09
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,640 ✭✭✭DylanS09


    Wonder why someone hasn't invented eject seats for helicopters! :D


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    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    The inventor was too preoccupied with "Lets count to a million" (parts one and two)...:rolleyes:


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    #14
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I wire frame that holds sliced bread
    in a box of electrical heating coils


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    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    A politician that doesn't spin...


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    #16
    potsy86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 205 ✭✭potsy86


    an under water hair dryer


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    #17
    Green Giant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Green Giant


    a guitar with barbed wire strings


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    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    I'll invent the shower-dryer, it dries you up all nice and warmly after your shower, so you look all cute and fluffy when done.


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    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    A forum where people can mumble about the things they WISH they could/would do...Oh wait - has that been created already?


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    MoodeRator
    Registered Users Posts: 1,690 ✭✭✭MoodeRator


    sNarah wrote: »
    I'll invent the shower-dryer, it dries you up all nice and warmly after your shower, so you look all cute and fluffy when done.

    oops, sorry sNarah, but already on the market! Have used one of these and they are great! :D


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    #21
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    A cleaning solution that cleans cleaning solutions


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    #22
    minister poxbottle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 439 ✭✭minister poxbottle


    a minister for health, bollix i'm to late :rolleyes:


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    #23
    TinyMontgomery
    Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭TinyMontgomery


    Strap-on forehead muscles


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    #24
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    an M&M sorter so you can place a 1000 brown M&Ms in a brandy glass


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    #25
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    the movable hole. handy for planting things-jumping into- falling down.
    comes in assorted sizes ranging from celery seed size up to Elephant pit.
    (not that I condone making elephants fall into pits- but when they're charging it's every one for their self! :eek:)


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    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    Elephant Pit would be great for other uses though - making jerk-off lorry and 4x4 drivers disappear would count as a service to all humanity, so this invention isn't anywhere near useless enough! :p


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    #27
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    The Pie-Cake-Pie: 'tis a cake - when one wants pie. And a bloody pie - when you hanker for cake! Fucker of a thing tbh... :(


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    #28
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    How sad :( I have failed useless:o
    Sol, seems to be having driving problems today :)


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    #29
    StereoLove
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,068 ✭✭✭StereoLove


    lipgloss that you can't see, feel, taste or smell... You put it on and it looks like you have no lipgloss on but you do... it's just invisable! :D


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    #30
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Dictionaries - that have the word "dictionary" in them! Like WTF... ?


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    #31
    minister poxbottle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 439 ✭✭minister poxbottle


    Combs for baldy bastards or a bra for jordan :confused: hang on might work,rent a tent tis a fail :o


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