Please leave your message after the BEEP

sNarah

Hi! This is Tar.Aldarion's voicemail.

Sorry I can't answer right now but I'm on holidays, near a tropical island, showing off my fantastic divine body on my yacht.

Please leave you message after the beep and I'll get back to you as soon as I feel you are worthy.



BEEP.

Solitaire

O HAI TAR!! Just wanted to drop you a line telling you not to worry if you see odd glints of light from the island. Its nothing to do with Lost, just the sun's reflection off my binoculars!

Hank_Jones

I just called to say I love you
I just called to say how much I care, I do
I just called to say I love you
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart

I just called to say I love you
I just called to say how much I care, I do
I just called to say I love you
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart, of my heart,
Of my heart

I just called to say I love you
I just called to say how much I care, I do
I just called to say I love you
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart, of my heart,
Baby of my heart

Sarky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_ILDFp5DGA

Matt Holck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4tKC6OV7Hs

Tar.Aldarion

WHy am I calling myself..this is so vain...hey baby...oh you!

sNarah

Aha Tar is resurrected. Great. The big empy hole in my heart of full of loving again.

"Oh... Uh Hi Tar. Just me like. Um. Well. Give us as buzz when you get a chance. Yeah. Uh. Well... I miss you... um... oh well, just me here calling so... yeah... talk soon? .... Ok i'm gonna go now. So bye then. So Call me yeah? Uh. Bye then."

Tar.Aldarion

You still haven't hung up... it's 7 hours later...gotta cost you

Abi

....just home, haven't changed yet.. they're not home from work yet either

Tar.Aldarion

I've been furiously thinking about this:D

mayordenis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c06pinaKl8o

maameeo

"oh hi Tar, last night was awesome, me and siobhan could hardly breath! hope you wake up soon, we miss you"

Tar.Aldarion

Fago!

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

I love you

maameeo

"Tar, i heard yer one Fago! has been calling you, do not believe a word he says! i heard him tell someone else he loved them, like what! it should ONLY be you Tar, forget him! i love you (only)"

Sarky

Mr. Aldarion. This is Red Fox. This month's shipment can be found in the SECOND dropoff point. Our employers are somewhat disappointed by the results of your last month, but they have full confidence in your ability to bring profit margins back up to a more... Acceptable level by the end of this month. I'm sure I need not remind you of the consequences should you fail to meet the expected quotas on a regular basis.

You know where to find me if you want any assistance.

sNarah

Uh. Hi Tar. So, it's been - like - 15 days like since I rang you. Yeah. I get the fecking message. What did I do? We were so good together. Remember the strawberries? Oh well, obviously it didn't mean anything to you. So screw you. There. I said it. This will be the last time you'll ever hear from me. And yeah, I DO want all the presents back I gave you. Ha. That'll teach you. So. Goodbye. I hope you rot in hell.

sNarah

Hi TAr, me again. Just realised last message was a bit harsch. I still love you, you know, we can make this work! So call me yeah? Yeah?

sNarah

Oh hiya, just to say sorry for leaving all those messages. I just don't know what to do with myself. And what's this I hear about you and some Fago! person? Yeah. Guess what. I fecking heard about that.

Nice one, Tar, nice one. Clearly I mean nothing to you. Suit yourself.

Goodbye.

sNarah

Hi Tar. Just so you know, I'm waiting for you call. By-hey.

Tar.Aldarion

sNarah wrote: »

Hi Tar. Just so you know, I'm waiting for you call. By-hey.

sNarah wrote: »

Oh hiya, just to say sorry for leaving all those messages. I just don't know what to do with myself. And what's this I hear about you and some Fago! person? Yeah. Guess what. I fecking heard about that.

Nice one, Tar, nice one. Clearly I mean nothing to you. Suit yourself.

Goodbye.

sNarah wrote: »

Hi TAr, me again. Just realised last message was a bit harsch. I still love you, you know, we can make this work! So call me yeah? Yeah?

sNarah wrote: »

Uh. Hi Tar. So, it's been - like - 15 days like since I rang you. Yeah. I get the fecking message. What did I do? We were so good together. Remember the strawberries? Oh well, obviously it didn't mean anything to you. So screw you. There. I said it. This will be the last time you'll ever hear from me. And yeah, I DO want all the presents back I gave you. Ha. That'll teach you. So. Goodbye. I hope you rot in hell.

:eek:
You make me swoon sNarah...really , fago is history, it's all you and me from here on out. living it up in meath, the good ole times. Sitting on swings, looking at pictures of attractive women...scissoring

Sarky wrote: »

Mr. Aldarion. This is Red Fox. This month's shipment can be found in the SECOND dropoff point. Our employers are somewhat disappointed by the results of your last month, but they have full confidence in your ability to bring profit margins back up to a more... Acceptable level by the end of this month. I'm sure I need not remind you of the consequences should you fail to meet the expected quotas on a regular basis.

You know where to find me if you want any assistance.

Not more sex with sarky, I don't know what these employers want from em but i'm beginning to think they are you. Mission have sex with sarky...shipment lube...result...did not have enough sex with sarky...punishment...sex with sarky... You red fox you

maameeo wrote: »

"Tar, i heard yer one Fago! has been calling you, do not believe a word he says! i heard him tell someone else he loved them, like what! it should ONLY be you Tar, forget him! i love you (only)"

Wanna snuggle up? Your room or mine?;)

Fago! wrote: »

I love you

Maameeo said you loved her, what's all this then

landsleaving

Um... hi Tar? Oh, it's your machine... ok... I hate these things. Oh... um, I was wondering... if you wanted to... maybe.

Oh... you're not interested, forget it, I'm so stupid. *Hangs up*







*Sobs gently in corner*

Midnight_EG

Bitch, ring me back, bye.......*duhp duhp duhp*

Tar.Aldarion

Hi guys, sorry, was out saving kittens lives and modelling. Although I love your tears, tehy sustain me, mmm salty.

cherryghost

Tar...

where the **** were you?! you left me standing... NAKED... by the spire. for gods sake, please... ring me back. I'm cold and horny!

Tar.Aldarion

I have the pictures though, you are going to pay me a lot of money to not let your wife see these

cherryghost

I have a wife?

b*****ks

Solitaire

Really stoned this time!

Tar.Aldarion

Cocaines a hell of a drug

cherryghost

what? I married someone coz I was on cocaine?

Tar.Aldarion

dunno

cherryghost

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

dunno

ok... can i marry you?... after the beep

Tar.Aldarion

Message never got recored so, and they were never happy together

sNarah

Tar.Aldarion

I'd call her

sNarah

OH!

Tar.Aldarion

Only if she was you and if she wasnt, jsut to tell her off cos I want the snarah

sNarah

jeeeeeej!

Tar.Aldarion

That's a weird word! /jeeej's her

<_<

>_>

sNarah

Jeeeej's me!
And Tar!


Jeeeeeeeej's!

Tar.Aldarion

jeej harder!

landsleaving

Jeej me too! I want it!

sNarah

You can't HAVE it. :mad:

Mine! Mine I tell ya! ----preeeeciousssss----

Tar.Aldarion

/backs away...door locked.. :eek:

BBDBB

make no sudden movements and keep smiling

we dont want to antagonise her any further

sNarah

It's okay... I've had a good nap in the Quiet Thread and feeling much happier so... damn you Tequilla!

Landsleaving, will you come and Jeeeej with me and Tar? And maybe BBDBB can come as well?

Tar.Aldarion

* smiles politely*

Whatever you say sNarah, yes dear, right away.

help me BBDBB

sNarah

But but but

Tar.Aldarion

Yeah, I know where you want it :pac:

sNarah

Tar.Aldarion

Oops, my bad