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Please leave your message after the BEEP

  • 08-04-2010 9:19am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭


    Hi! This is Tar.Aldarion's voicemail.

    Sorry I can't answer right now but I'm on holidays, near a tropical island, showing off my fantastic divine body on my yacht.

    Please leave you message after the beep and I'll get back to you as soon as I feel you are worthy.



    BEEP.


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  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,381 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    O HAI TAR!! Just wanted to drop you a line telling you not to worry if you see odd glints of light from the island. Its nothing to do with Lost, just the sun's reflection off my binoculars! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    I just called to say I love you
    I just called to say how much I care, I do
    I just called to say I love you
    And I mean it from the bottom of my heart

    I just called to say I love you
    I just called to say how much I care, I do
    I just called to say I love you
    And I mean it from the bottom of my heart, of my heart,
    Of my heart

    I just called to say I love you
    I just called to say how much I care, I do
    I just called to say I love you
    And I mean it from the bottom of my heart, of my heart,
    Baby of my heart


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck




  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    WHy am I calling myself..this is so vain...hey baby...oh you!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Aha Tar is resurrected. Great. The big empy hole in my heart of full of loving again.

    "Oh... Uh Hi Tar. Just me like. Um. Well. Give us as buzz when you get a chance. Yeah. Uh. Well... I miss you... um... oh well, just me here calling so... yeah... talk soon? .... Ok i'm gonna go now. So bye then. So Call me yeah? Uh. Bye then."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    You still haven't hung up... it's 7 hours later...gotta cost you :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    ....just home, haven't changed yet.. they're not home from work yet either ;)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I've been furiously thinking about this:D


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 9,673 Mod ✭✭✭✭mayordenis




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,396 ✭✭✭✭maameeo


    "oh hi Tar, last night was awesome, me and siobhan could hardly breath! hope you wake up soon, we miss you"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    ;)

    I love you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,396 ✭✭✭✭maameeo


    "Tar, i heard yer one Fago! has been calling you, do not believe a word he says! i heard him tell someone else he loved them, like what! it should ONLY be you Tar, forget him! i love you (only)"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Mr. Aldarion. This is Red Fox. This month's shipment can be found in the SECOND dropoff point. Our employers are somewhat disappointed by the results of your last month, but they have full confidence in your ability to bring profit margins back up to a more... Acceptable level by the end of this month. I'm sure I need not remind you of the consequences should you fail to meet the expected quotas on a regular basis.

    You know where to find me if you want any assistance.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Uh. Hi Tar. So, it's been - like - 15 days like since I rang you. Yeah. I get the fecking message. What did I do? We were so good together. Remember the strawberries? Oh well, obviously it didn't mean anything to you. So screw you. There. I said it. This will be the last time you'll ever hear from me. And yeah, I DO want all the presents back I gave you. Ha. That'll teach you. So. Goodbye. I hope you rot in hell.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Hi TAr, me again. Just realised last message was a bit harsch. I still love you, you know, we can make this work! So call me yeah? Yeah?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Oh hiya, just to say sorry for leaving all those messages. I just don't know what to do with myself. And what's this I hear about you and some Fago! person? Yeah. Guess what. I fecking heard about that.

    Nice one, Tar, nice one. Clearly I mean nothing to you. Suit yourself.

    Goodbye.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Hi Tar. Just so you know, I'm waiting for you call. By-hey.

    colour,legs,sad,telephone,woman,fashion-f55fc9e4751ddbac95604101db388bb6_h.jpg


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    sNarah wrote: »
    Hi Tar. Just so you know, I'm waiting for you call. By-hey.

    colour,legs,sad,telephone,woman,fashion-f55fc9e4751ddbac95604101db388bb6_h.jpg
    sNarah wrote: »
    Oh hiya, just to say sorry for leaving all those messages. I just don't know what to do with myself. And what's this I hear about you and some Fago! person? Yeah. Guess what. I fecking heard about that.

    Nice one, Tar, nice one. Clearly I mean nothing to you. Suit yourself.

    Goodbye.
    sNarah wrote: »
    Hi TAr, me again. Just realised last message was a bit harsch. I still love you, you know, we can make this work! So call me yeah? Yeah?
    sNarah wrote: »
    Uh. Hi Tar. So, it's been - like - 15 days like since I rang you. Yeah. I get the fecking message. What did I do? We were so good together. Remember the strawberries? Oh well, obviously it didn't mean anything to you. So screw you. There. I said it. This will be the last time you'll ever hear from me. And yeah, I DO want all the presents back I gave you. Ha. That'll teach you. So. Goodbye. I hope you rot in hell.

    :eek:
    You make me swoon sNarah...really :o, fago is history, it's all you and me from here on out. living it up in meath, the good ole times. Sitting on swings, looking at pictures of attractive women...scissoring

    <3
    Sarky wrote: »
    Mr. Aldarion. This is Red Fox. This month's shipment can be found in the SECOND dropoff point. Our employers are somewhat disappointed by the results of your last month, but they have full confidence in your ability to bring profit margins back up to a more... Acceptable level by the end of this month. I'm sure I need not remind you of the consequences should you fail to meet the expected quotas on a regular basis.

    You know where to find me if you want any assistance.
    Not more sex with sarky, I don't know what these employers want from em but i'm beginning to think they are you. Mission have sex with sarky...shipment lube...result...did not have enough sex with sarky...punishment...sex with sarky... You red fox you
    maameeo wrote: »
    "Tar, i heard yer one Fago! has been calling you, do not believe a word he says! i heard him tell someone else he loved them, like what! it should ONLY be you Tar, forget him! i love you (only)"
    Wanna snuggle up? Your room or mine?;)
    Fago! wrote: »
    I love you
    Maameeo said you loved her, what's all this then


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Um... hi Tar? Oh, it's your machine... ok... I hate these things. Oh... um, I was wondering... if you wanted to... maybe.

    Oh... you're not interested, forget it, I'm so stupid. *Hangs up*







    *Sobs gently in corner*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,754 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    Bitch, ring me back, bye.......*duhp duhp duhp*


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Hi guys, sorry, was out saving kittens lives and modelling. Although I love your tears, tehy sustain me, mmm salty.


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,150 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    Tar...

    where the **** were you?! you left me standing... NAKED... by the spire. for gods sake, please... ring me back. I'm cold and horny!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I have the pictures though, you are going to pay me a lot of money to not let your wife see these


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,150 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    I have a wife?

    b*****ks


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,381 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    Really stoned this time! lol.gif


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Cocaines a hell of a drug


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,150 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    what? I married someone coz I was on cocaine? :confused:


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    dunno


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,150 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    dunno

    ok... can i marry you?... after the beep


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Message never got recored so, and they were never happy together :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    4304159786_4154259dd5.jpg


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I'd call her :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    OH!




    :(


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Only if she was you and if she wasnt, jsut to tell her off cos I want the snarah


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    jeeeeeej!




    :o


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    That's a weird word! /jeeej's her

    <_<

    >_>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Jeeeej's me!
    And Tar!


    Jeeeeeeeej's!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    jeej harder!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Jeej me too! I want it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    You can't HAVE it. :mad:

    Mine! Mine I tell ya! ----preeeeciousssss----


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    /backs away...door locked.. :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    make no sudden movements and keep smiling :)

    we dont want to antagonise her any further


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    It's okay... I've had a good nap in the Quiet Thread and feeling much happier so... damn you Tequilla!

    Landsleaving, will you come and Jeeeej with me and Tar? And maybe BBDBB can come as well?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    * smiles politely*

    Whatever you say sNarah, yes dear, right away.

    help me BBDBB


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    But but but


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Yeah, I know where you want it :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    :(


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Oops, my bad :p


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