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What makes you cringe or grimace?

  • 31-03-2010 6:36pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭


    For me it's Fair City.

    It's ****ing embarrassing, cringe factor ten.

    How does this show pull in the rating figures that it does?

    It's like a porno with all the bad acting, but just without the sex.

    The racist storyline is also cringe worthy, cliche ridden shite.

    The lesbian kissing lately was alright though :p


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Those 'Dance for Tipperary' sh1tty beat mixes of the fields of athenry and the like.
    Sometimes they have the audacity to advertise on the television!


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    The thought of my Da going down on my Ma.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    The mere thought of having damage done to my Achilles tendon. Even typing this is making me cringe.

    Also, watching torture scenes in films which involve pulling off fingernails. I can watch the most disturbing, graphic, gorey movies on the planet without batting an eyelid.. but when it comes to fingernails, I just can't look.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭Vinta81


    Teeth.

    That scene in American History X.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    When my oul lad makes sexual innuendo comments.

    Especially when they include my ma.

    Scar me for life.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,416 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    Vinta81 wrote: »
    That scene in American History X.

    +1 Have seen that film 5/6 times and still can't look at that bit


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Irish people discussing sex, or a sex scene with an Irish person in it. We're too pale and freckly to take it seriously.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Charlie.


    liah wrote: »
    Also, watching torture scenes in films which involve pulling off fingernails. I can watch the most disturbing, graphic, gorey movies on the planet without batting an eyelid.. but when it comes to fingernails, I just can't look.

    Like that advert for nail infections, where they pull up the man's toenail...sends shivers up my spine!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭Cunning Stunt


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    For me it's Fair City.

    The racist storyline is also cringe worthy, cliche ridden shite.

    The lesbian kissing lately was alright though :p

    Lesbian scenes on RTE - the Joe Duffy line must have been jammed! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    cutulry being dragged across a plate whilst cutting into your food, that squel it makes

    <shudders>

    also seeing sports injuries, wayne rooney hoping after twisting his ankle last night had me hoping of the sofa
    OutlawPete wrote: »
    For me it's Fair City.

    It's ****ing embarrassing, cringe factor ten.

    How does this show pull in the rating figures that it does?

    It's like a porno with all the bad acting, but just without the sex.

    The racist storyline is also cringe worthy, cliche ridden shite.

    The lesbian kissing lately was alright though :p

    at least pornos have a script..... of sorts
    Vinta81 wrote: »
    Teeth.

    That scene in American History X.
    the kerb stomp, or the shower scene

    both them scenes made me cringe


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    When you hear about someone breaking a bone and the bone goes through the skin... eww it gives me the gibblies!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Fair City, The Ireland Talent show, Jackie Healy Rea and son, Dana, Twink, RTE, the Irish court system in regards to family law and fathers rights to begin with.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,416 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    irish-stew wrote: »
    the kurb stomp, or the shower scene

    both them scenes made me cringe

    The kerb...the other one makes me cringe in other movies but seems mild compared to the kerb scene


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Piste wrote: »
    Irish people discussing sex, or a sex scene with an Irish person in it. We're too pale and freckly to take it seriously.

    Ah yes reminds me of the uncomfortable moment when a steamy scene is on telly and your parents are around. :/ *trys to speak loudly over noises and offers to make tea*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭Vinta81




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Ruu wrote: »
    Ah yes reminds me of the uncomfortable moment when a steamy scene is on telly and your parents are around. :/ *trys to speak loudly over noises and offers to make tea*


    When I was a kid, Dallas was fucker for that.

    Soon as JR took off his hat, you just knew you were in for some sofa sinking cringeness.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 316 ✭✭Ms. Captain M


    liah wrote: »
    The mere thought of having damage done to my Achilles tendon. Even typing this is making me cringe.

    My son had to have an operation on his Achilles tendon. Are ya cringing?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    People singing "The Fields of Athenry" (especially with the IRA bit)

    Sends me into cringe convulsions


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    The moment anyone shouts "IRA!" or "SINN FÉIN" during that song I die a little inside.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Vinta81 wrote: »

    Jaysus, down with that sort of thing.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73 ✭✭One_Armed_Dwarf


    people that come from nice families but act like complete dirtbags because they think it makes them look "hard"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 581 ✭✭✭pipelaser


    Piste wrote: »
    The moment anyone shouts "IRA!" or "SINN FÉIN" during that song I die a little inside.

    Mindless drunken SCUM.
    I hate them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,259 ✭✭✭Rowley Birkin QC


    People discussing "celebrities" lives instead of having actual conversations that relate to their own lives.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    Anything burberry, its like nails on the chalkboard to me. Urrgghh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Young professionals acting old before their time.

    (I'm looking forward to laughing at their mid-life crisis')


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 581 ✭✭✭pipelaser




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    People who think they're connoisseurs of wine and/or whiskey

    "Oh yeh, the musky aroma, blends so well with malty after taste, you can really tell this was distilled in a 1925 oak barrell made by a man with a limp who ritually abused alter boys, mmmm ya!!"

    Have a Guinness and STFU


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    It's like a porno with all the bad acting, but just without the sex.
    The lack of sex is a good thing, it would be oh so much worse to watch those things go at it.

    Cleaning dead wet hair out of the drain gives me shivers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,169 ✭✭✭ironictoaster


    DJ's that play the national anthem at the end of a night and then people actually standing up to it.

    You deserve to go to hell for that.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,488 ✭✭✭Bazzy


    laser eye surgery James bond was afraid of the laser and lets be honest he's cool and people pay to get their eyes burnt with a laser cant be right!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    People who will walk int work at 8.59am on a cold/wet Friday morning and then exclaim things like "Happy Friday!" in some sort of attempt to increase staff morale/bonding.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    creggy wrote: »
    DJ's that play the national anthem at the end of a night and then people actually standing up to it.

    You deserve to go to hell for that.

    Try not standing up in a fair number of dublin city centre pubs and see how well the locals take it.

    I think IRA people dislike you not standing up for the national anthem.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Hank_Jones wrote: »
    Try not standing up in a fair number of dublin city centre pubs and see how well the locals take it.

    Jesus Hank, what pub's were you in?

    I have never heard the national anthem in a Dublin Pub in my life.

    Other than from TV a football stadium via the TV.

    Your not the first person I have heard say that though.

    The pubs I have been in late at night over the years, tended to be playing stuff like Black Betty round closing time :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 262 ✭✭uncle-mofo


    creggy wrote: »
    DJ's that play the national anthem at the end of a night and then people actually standing up to it.

    You deserve to go to hell for that.

    Why?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,321 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Most of the film Happiness


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Jesus Hank, what pub's were you in?

    I have never heard the national anthem in a Dublin Pub in my life.

    Other than from TV a football stadium via the TV.

    Your not the first person I have heard say that though.

    The pubs I have been in late at night over the years, tended to be playing stuff like Black Betty round closing time :)

    There were a few pubs I used to drink in around town when I was 14/15.

    They were the shiftiest dives around at that time, full of ra heads.
    The majority of them are closed now, they were dotted around the O'Connell street area (not on O'Connell street though).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Hank_Jones wrote: »
    They were the shiftiest dives around at that time, full of ra heads.
    The majority of them are closed now, they were dotted around the O'Connell street area (not on O'Connell street though).

    You were in The Blue Lion weren't ya .. :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Cleaning dead wet hair out of the drain gives me shivers.

    Hair is dead already, don't worry, you didn't kill it.

    Fair Sh1tty gives me the dry heaves. Anything but that. Eastenders is high art compared to it. Ros na Run is quite good in comparison. Subtitles ftw!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    You were in The Blue Lion weren't ya .. :p


    Never heard of it.
    Dunno, might have been at some stage.
    Usually tended to stay close to O'Connell Street though.
    That way if we didn't get served in one, there were a rake load more to chance our arm in.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    The Master wrote: »
    Most of the film Happiness

    Here's another one for you then.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0361127/


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 550 ✭✭✭GirlOfGlass


    The feeling of paper. Especially just after I've wash my hands. Yuck.

    Goosebumps alert.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Hank_Jones wrote: »
    Here's another one for you then.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0361127/

    I loved that film.

    Very brave of them and the cast to make considering the subject matter.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    I loved that film.

    Very brave of them and the cast to make considering the subject matter.


    Hell of a film alright.
    It's one of those I don't think I could bring myself to watch again though.

    Bacon is fantastic in it, possibly his best performance ever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭Vinta81


    People who crack their knuckles. One of my friends does it and I hate the sound.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭Seloth


    Religiouse debates on the internet....

    Highest point of idiocy reached on both sides...Each side argueing is so stooopid! :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    People not spelling things correctly on the internet. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    Seloth wrote: »
    Religiouse debates on the internet....

    Highest point of idiocy reached on both sides...Each side argueing is so stooopid! :rolleyes:

    Especially when its so obvious there is a God


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9 SpellingPolice


    Hank_Jones wrote: »
    People not spelling things correctly on the internet. ;)

    People who take my job :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    People who take my job :mad:



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    People who take my job :mad:

    Shouldnt it be 'People who terk my jerb'!!!!


    EDIT: beaten to it!!


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