Worst thing that ever happened to you on a night out?

BLACKEN

The worse thing that ever happened to me would be the time i got a glass bottle broken over my head! which actually only happened about a month ago! but it got me thinking! as i know there are some horror stories out there!

Diabhal Beag

Dropped my phone in the toilets when somebody turned off the lights. Thanks christ there was no **** in that toilet.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Got battered and have the nose to prove it!

super_furry

Met my ex.

alwaysadub

Being very very drunk and hormonal and bursting into tears in a night club in front of everyone. Couldn't stop bawling.
Wanted to die the next morning when i'd sobered up

Retr0gamer

Fell out of the Christmas tree on temple bar square and broke my arm. I deserved what I got.

d1975

Was out at an Red Carpet event and went back to the media room, wine was flowing, me and my friend decided to have a few glasss, next thing we knew we were being thrown out, then next thing I remember being in hospital and walking out out of it, got a taxi from Vincent hospital it cost me €50 to get a taxi home,

note: was thrown out at 22.30 didn't get home until 3.30am, don't know what really happened during those hours only just remember bit about hospital

ilovebiology

I don't know whether to describe this as the worst thing that happened to me on a night out or the most embarassing. I was having a great laugh and had a good few drinks and was well on my way! Went to the toilet, got locked in. At this stage I was drunk :o So what do I decide to do only try to wriggle myself out of the toilet. So I get down on the dirty ground, and what heppens?......My head gets stuck between the door and the ground.... I managed to get my phone from my handbag, and some staff forced the door open. Nice and embarassing :o:o Of course I should have called someone in the first place instead of getting my head stuck

Michaelrsh

Throwing up in a girls mouth while kissing her, then all the way down her top and onto her lap ... yes it happened.

Oh and not realise that it actually happened until I went on facebook two days later.

Misticles

I got robbed

punkindrublic

Having my drink spiked, it was just a really odd experience thankfully a friend found me after it happened
an ex attacking one of my friends outside a club at the end of the night.
Giving my number to a 16 year old guy (who in fairness looked 19/20..at least I thought so when I was drunk) the club we go to is strict on ID'ing girls but not guys it seems..

ScumLord

Fell into a tractor bucket while walking home from the nightclub, if your going to look at the stars stop walking first.

minidazzler

Pulled a munter...like 5 times! My friends don't let me live it down!

punkindrublic

Michaelrsh wrote: »

Throwing up in a girls mouth while kissing her, then all the way down her top and onto her lap ... yes it happened.

Oh and not realise that it actually happened until I went on facebook two days later.

Oh sh1t! Poor girl.
There was actually a question like this asked on tv recently (republic of telly, I think) and one person mentioned getting sick on their partner too. Another girl threw up in her chips then ate them again

Agricola

Apart from a scrap outside a chipper, the worst was probably the night a mate of mine asked me to chat to this young one for him, soften her up so to speak. I was fairly well on so off i went. This girl was sitting with afew friends. I didnt notice that she was nearly about to pass out from drink and began talking to her. Her scumbag friends thought I was tryin to take advantage and began screaming at me, giving me godawful abuse. I tried to explain I didnt realise she was paraletic but you might as well be trying to reason with a pack of yapping rothweilers.
Then I had to go back to me own mates and listen to endless piss taking about how when I went near women they just began screaming etc etc :rolleyes:

pikachucheeks

minidazzler wrote: »

Pulled a munter...like 5 times! My friends don't let me live it down!

Ahhh, is this the return of the glass-eyed girl?! :pac:

minidazzler

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Ahhh, is this the return of the glass-eyed girl?! :pac:

No, other ones! There was big girl...twice the same girl!

and a couple more!

Glass eye girl is my center piece though!

I'm definitely going to hell,
But I'll have the best stories to tell!

Gummy Panda

minidazzler wrote: »

No, other ones! There was big girl...twice the same girl!

and a couple more!

Glass eye girl is my center piece though!

I'm definitely going to hell,
But I'll have the best stories to tell!

How big is big girl?

minidazzler

Gummy Panda wrote: »

How big is big girl?

We'll leave it at BIG, I don't want to embarrass myself any further on here!!!

Michaelrsh

Gummy Panda wrote: »

How big is big girl?

http://kagedbird.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/pregnant_woman.jpg

landsleaving

Fell in a lake. In the middle of Winter. In Denmark.

It all started innocently enough. Well, I was hammered beyond belief but I just slipped (after being lost for an hour) and tried to pull myself out of the knee high water by grabbing a handily located thorn bush. It stung me and I fell backwards and nearly drowned. Until I remembered... knee high. I proceeded to wander around some more, convinced I was on Nassau st. and could get the 46A home, delirious from my near death experience.

Luckily I was too drunk to feel the cold and managed to pull it together enough to inform the lovely local police that I was just lost and looking for my hotel. Despite being covered head to toe in water they let me walk on, slowly following me in their squad car. I promptly hailed a taxi and got back to the place I was staying after various confused hand gestures.

Cheeky monkey

Cock blocked

dr.bollocko

One time i had to convince the cops that we hadn't just tresspassed on overhead railway lines we had just tresspassed on. One of the lads was hopping over the fence right as we were reasoning with the cops. He had no shirt on for some reason. Soon as he saw the lights he screamed "IT'S THE FUKIN SHADES LADS! RUN!!!" right as I was convincing them that I was in fact sober. Got out of it though it was pretty hairy for a little while.
The worst one was probably breaking my jaw. Introduced it to a rock from atop a good 12 foot fence.
I also once pulled the ugliest fattest nastiest thing in the world but got dragged away by some good mates. As we were leaving the club I got a smack in the mouth from some Newcastle west scumbag. But it was only a how are you doing do you fancy a scrap punch rather than a serious I'm going to kick the heart out of you punch.

Clare Bear

Slipped on the floor of a bar (wasn't even drunk!) and broke 2 ribs. That was fun.

Ms. Captain M

Got pregnant

Clare Bear

Ms. Captain M wrote: »

Got pregnant

You win :pac:

UrbanSea

Being 17 and lieing to a 23 year old girl about my age,enabling me to get with her. I lol'd two days later when I got a text off her giving out that she had found out my age,she worked with some of the lads who told her I had just gone 15

Ms. Captain M

Clare Bear wrote: »

You win :pac:

Ah yeh, can't bate the aul withdrawal method when you're both hammered

Gummy Panda

Ms. Captain M wrote: »

Ah yeh, can't bate the aul withdrawal method when you're both hammered

Oh... boozie bareback FTL

Risteard

Had my phone taken off me while I was texting someone. Went to get it back. Ended up with a badly beaten face but I also got my phone back so it wasn't all bad. The worst part was going into school the following week.

4zn76tysfajdxp

I was molested by an old man.


...


I'm not linking to that post again.

Gummy Panda

Salma Acidic Bedroom wrote: »

I was molested by an old man.


I'm not linking to that post again.

didn't Wibbs ask you not to refer to him as an old man?

4zn76tysfajdxp

Gummy Panda wrote: »

didn't Wibbs ask you not to refer to him as an old man?

He asked me to do a lot of things.

seanaor

Getting confused between 6am and 6pm, and trying to sneak in the door at 6pm paddys day HAMMERED as my parents and grandparents tried to have a family dinner. I dunno what was worse, that, or the hungover day in school that followed.

chopperbyrne

Was assaulted and received a bad concussion, dislocated jaw and lost three and a half front teeth.

Well, one of them is technically still there, just pushed right up into my gum.

honeymonster

She said no

The worst thing that happened was, I dont know why I did it, but I told a bunch of drunk hens I was the stripper.

They tore off my shirt.

phill106

Headbutt to my nose. Nice broken nose (straight break, so lucky there) and 2 nice black eyes.

K4t

I got rejected once.

df1985

going up the stairs of the nightlink burger in hand, driver decides to pull off. crash bang wallop, burger goes in the air and i split my head open falling down the stairs. ambulance gets called.

the bastard bus driver apparently wanted to kick me off so he wouldnt have to deal with it.

Bolag_the_2nd

going back a few years now, i had just moved to the west, knew no one, nervous and trying to make a good impression

got plastered, tried to do a pole dance in small town pub, mega fail, neighbor had to bring me home (across the road) everyone knew me after that

Cupcake_Crisis

Just the usual loosing things, phone, purse, self respect....

minidazzler

greetings wrote: »

Being 17 and lieing to a 23 year old girl about my age,enabling me to get with her. I lol'd two days later when I got a text off her giving out that she had found out my age,she worked with some of the lads who told her I had just gone 15

Why is that in this thread? That is utter win!!!

honeymonster wrote: »

She said no

The worst thing that happened was, I dont know why I did it, but I told a bunch of drunk hens I was the stripper.

They tore off my shirt.

I think I will add that to my repetoire!!

antodeco

I went to Club M

jonnygiles

antodeco wrote: »

I went to Club M

nah man going to boo radleys in galway or coyotes as its called now.Those sweat walls send shudders down my spine....

sky88

i lose my self respect all the time

i had long hair one time and puked on the ends and didnt notice

jonnygiles

sky88 wrote: »

i lose my self respect all the time

i had long hair one time and puked on the ends and didnt notice

Ah yeah the auld vomit in the hair, is a great turn-on i hear. A great smell of want off it!

Catmanuel

Someone stole my bra.

It was an expensive one too. Bastards.

UrbanSea

minidazzler wrote: »

Why is that in this thread? That is utter win!!!

Wait that is an utter win,I think i forgot the title of the thread.
Or perhaps was posting her worst experience?

The_Kew_Tour

back good few years met few people and asked where to go out as we were not used to Dublin.

They said go to place called Coppers in Hardcourt Street. It was Saturday night. Its one awful experience.

The_Kew_Tour

Catmanuel wrote: »

Someone stole my bra.

It was an expensive one too. Bastards.

At least ya got bit of action;)

Catmanuel

I wish.

I took it off and put it in my bag because it was annoying me and then someone stole my bag in the pub. ****e one.