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  • 27-03-2010 12:40am
    #1
    saltandpepper10
    Closed Accounts Posts: 194 ✭✭


    going away for weekend.anyone tips on how to sneak in BMs considering bed is only 4 foot from bathroom door


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  • #2
    MrMojoRising
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 257 ✭✭MrMojoRising


    turn on the taps and sing out loud


  • #3
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    saltandpepper10 wrote: »
    going away for weekend.anyone tips on how to sneak in BMs considering bed is only 4 foot from bathroom door

    BM's?


  • #4
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    BM'S:confused::confused::confused:

    birth mother?

    brides maid ?


  • #5
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Bowel movements Im guessing.........or maybe best mates


  • #6
    entropi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    If it IS bowel movements, just get to the point of no return and flush the toilet, then let fly!! and when happy enough, flush again after a few mins to get rid of the evidence:pac:

    I guess that would be a good idea no?


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  • #7
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Paging Dr Bantam, Dr Bantam to the Ladies' Lounge please.


  • #8
    Orla K
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,462 ✭✭✭Orla K


    Just go, whoever else is there doesn't care, if they don't want to hear you they'll turn on the tv in the room.


  • #9
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    Try to time them for just before a shower in the morning or evening, and turn the shower on before you let fly.

    I can't believe I'm typing that, never mind giving it thought.:)


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Master of Nothing wrote: »
    flush again after a few mins to get rid of the evidence:pac:


    ZOMG! That is why people do that!


  • #11
    entropi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    ZOMG! That is why people do that!
    You are a fast learner, young padawan:D


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  • #12
    jordata
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,206 ✭✭✭jordata


    Might I suggest you take a trip to the loos in the public areas of the hotel? Bar/Lounge or reception? You might fing more privacy there!! ;)


  • #13
    Lia_lia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,691 ✭✭✭Lia_lia


    What an odd thread.


  • #14
    Gyalist
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Gyalist


    Lia_lia wrote: »
    What an odd thread.

    It is, but I guess that the OP is going away with a new boyfriend for the first time.


  • #15
    Reeni
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 131 ✭✭Reeni


    Wow, I thought that only happened in Sex and the City. Do we really need to go to the loo in secret? Unless you're having explosive diarrhoea then would it really matter?


  • #16
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Good concern OP - men would be absolutely horrified if they discovered women defecate...


  • #17
    viclemronny
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 252 ✭✭viclemronny


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    ZOMG! That is why people do that!

    Actually, sometimes, you just need to flush twice...:o

    Oh yeah, and by the way, just go. As long as you open a window, or at the very least don't leave the bathroom door open to the rest of the room it's grand.

    Just remember, everyone poops.


  • #18
    Orla K
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,462 ✭✭✭Orla K


    A thing I heard is line the inside of the toilet with toilet paper and some in the bottom too but not so much that it blocks it when you flush.


  • #19
    Lia_lia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,691 ✭✭✭Lia_lia


    Gyalist wrote: »
    It is, but I guess that the OP is going away with a new boyfriend for the first time.

    Er, so? I can't believe I am reading this. Do people really actually get self-conscious about..pooing? Everyone does it! Chill!


  • #20
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Dudess wrote: »
    Good concern OP - men would be absolutely horrified if they discovered women defecate...

    Piffle, every man knows women dont poop:D


  • #21
    Nervous Wreck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,115 ✭✭✭✭Nervous Wreck


    As long as you don't poo on his face, he's probably gonna find it funny. Men find poo funny.


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  • #22
    IndigoStarr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58 ✭✭IndigoStarr


    I'm assuming you guys have sex, so why on earth would you get embarrassed about a natural bodily function when you're letting this man see you naked and be inside you? I doubt he'll have any embarrassment letting you hear him defecate.


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