Looks like a nuclear war is about to begin

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http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/South-Korea-Opens-Fire-At-North-Korea-After-Ship-Sunk-From-Suspected-Torpedo-Attack/Article/201003415583905?lpos=World_News_Carousel_Region_1&lid=ARTICLE_15583905_South_Korea_Opens_Fire_At_North_Korea_After_Ship_Sunk_From_Suspected_Torpedo_Attack

http://www.breakingnews.ie/world/north-korea-threatens-nuclear-strikes-451431.html

I for one would welcome it. I am willing to die if promised all the scum die too!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Might as well get the beers in one last time so!

Herb Powell

well.
bollocks.

Sky news could show me footage of the bomb nd I still wouldn't know if I should believe it..

Jesus Wept

Time to pick a side. I'm going for South.

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Deleted User wrote: »

Sky news could show me footage of the bomb nd I still wouldn't know if I should believe it..

http://www.breakingnews.ie/world/north-korea-threatens-nuclear-strikes-451431.html

Fizman

This is the end...... my only friend........ the end............

mikom

My name is URL is strangely absent from this thread...... hmmmm.

samhail

right im going out tonight and gonna pick me up 3 18 year olds !

ctrl-alt-delete

Strange, i didn't hear it,

I normally hear things like that.

landsleaving

Can't die this weekend, I have plans. Ask them to reschedule.

Many thanks.

Winty

A ****, I have not finished the Lost Box Set

mikom

samhail wrote: »

right im going out tonight and gonna pick me up 3 18 year olds !

.....or 18 3 year olds, whichever is quicker.

Gummy Panda

About time.

samhail

Winty wrote: »

A ****, I have not finished the Lost Box Set

ah crap good point ! im just watching season 1 episode 10 !

mikom wrote: »

.....or 18 3 year olds, whichever is quicker.

ah now.
i was thinking of going for 15 but 3 ?

DrumSteve

no more starcraft!

My name is URL

Why is everyone so fcuking stupid?

Stinicker

I think Obama just browned his underpants. Coward!

Fizman

ctrl-alt-delete wrote: »

Strange, i didn't hear it,

I normally hear things like that.

Like bombs?

Winty wrote: »

A ****, I have not finished the Lost Box Set

I have, and I still haven't a clue what's going on.

Gillington

I'll never see that tenner again so.

geeky

Nice knowing ye, lads.

Fizman

My name is URL wrote: »

Why is everyone so fcuking stupid?

Your avatar better come up with a good fcuking reason for doing this man!

fizzynicenice

"According to an official at the Joint Chiefs of Staff, the explosion occurred about 10.45 pm local time, but the exact cause was not immediately clear."

Your being a tad hasty.
Lets not barge into Flanders' bomb shelter just yet.

2ygb4cmqetsjhx

It only came online 30 minutes ago!

JONJO THE MISER

Oh them North Korean Rascals whatever will they get up to next.

landsleaving

Has this got anything to do with Biggins saying he looked up plans to build a thermonuclear bomb?

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Fúck sake!
The Easter Holidays just started today, could they not be considerate enought o wait a few weeks till I'm back in school.:mad:

Biggins

This incident has the capacity to turn really nasty, very quickly.
The nutcase running things up the north will be all worried about saving face alone when the south retaliates.
He's not going to let this next possible incident slide! Its not as case of "if" but "when" the South does something back!
The Americans alone will be telling the south by phone "please take things calmly!"

landsleaving wrote: »

Has this got anything to do with Biggins saying he looked up plans to build a thermonuclear bomb?

dr.bollocko

I'm going into nuclear physics.
It'll be a good korea move for me I reckon.

After the inevitable destruction, if I survive, I call junior executive vice president.

Biggins

Washington Post write-up:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/03/26/AR2010032602026.html?hpid=topnews

Bigdeadlydave

When things like this happen I would rather have MCain in charge....

Should we worry much?

-Trek-

Bring it on so we can end this fcukin misery.

landsleaving

Bigdeadlydave wrote: »

When things like this happen I would rather have MCain in charge....

Should we worry much?

I forgot I had chips in the freezer, cheers!

(not a joke, there's no other food in the house and I don't want to go out )

P_1

Right thats the recession sorted then. Pity we'll be only dealing in twigs after it though.

Biggins

Thank god Bush/Cheney/Republicians is out of power!
Haliburton would be looking for new profit areas alone!

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Perhaps I should re-think my plan of a year in South Korea...

AnonoBoy

I'm off to the pub so. Work be damned.

Mister men

Any chance they could aim one of their missiles at the CPSU conference in Galway like.

dlofnep

Just posturing bullshít. Nothing will happen.

Wake dlofnep up when something major happens.

ctrl-alt-delete

mikom wrote: »

.....or 18 3 year olds, whichever is quicker.

Reminds me of a thing a bloke said in work once after overhearing 2 lads talking about sex etc.


"what you want to do is get yourself a young one about 11"

he says,


the look on their faces and the shock around the place,


"then another about 12 o clock"

was his next line,

was a classic

ROCKMAN

Wait.............

is someone trying to shag a hot chick in a bar..........

ctrl-alt-delete

Fizman wrote: »

Like bombs?

Yip.

Fratton Fred

When the **** kicks off and all the tree huggers and republicans suddenly start begging the British army to save their sorry arses, yes, I will be the one breaking my sh1te laughing!!

Sod'o swords

Well if there are nuclear strikes, it'll be on south Korea and or Alaska, so there's no need to go out 'picking up' three 18 year olds, or 18 three year olds....yet.

Unless of course you've all recently to move to the for-mentioned places, in that case. Panic away.

ejmaztec

Sky's probably fucked up the translation. The nuclear strike probably means that there's a pay dispute in North Korea in the nuclear industry, and that they're all having amicable discussions over a meal of roast Alsatian.

The entire planet will get a Darwin Award.

strobe

Bigdeadlydave wrote: »

Should we worry much?

No not really, it hasn't even been confirmed that the ship was shot or not. Sometimes accidents happen. But even if it was shot by a NK vessel there has been numerous skirmishes between the two navies over the years and things never escalated beyond that. Still, any military exchanges between the two nations are never a good thing. As for the nuclear threats, well Kim Jong Apesh1tcrazy is constantly threatening nuclear retaliation for this or that. He's like a spoiled child throwing his toys at people, at this stage Seoul and Washington tend to just roll thier eyes at the warning of NK nuke strikes.

ejmaztec

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueuauKKjPZI

Gummy Panda

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I'm going into nuclear physics.
It'll be a good korea move for me I reckon.

After the inevitable destruction, if I survive, I call junior executive vice president.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20AOeDmZjRE

Biggins

New York Times: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/27/world/asia/27korea.html?ref=world

I hope (genuinely) that nothing comes of this latest incident.
One of many before it, it appears. The loss of big numbers of possible lives though will help decide what the reaction will be.

The Mail is being war-like and reporting (here) it was the north and their missiles.

Hopefully calmer heads will prevail and remember M.A.D.* and what it would bring.


*(Mutually Assured Destruction)

dlofnep

Biggins wrote: »

I hope (genuinely) that nothing comes of this latest incident.

It won't.

nachoman

hmmm, if we stopped being a neutral country and allied ourself with America when
the war starts with North Korea we should be able to create a fair few jobs.
hopefully getting us back to Celtic Tiger levels.