Peaches Geldof's Night Of Fun

geeky

I'm frankly amazed that nobody posted this earlier.

Seems Peaches, daughter of st Bob, has gotten in a bit of bother

http://forums.whyweprotest.net/304-celebrity-news/peaches-geldof-did-heroin-****ed-minor-celebrity-woke-up-scientology-center-64469/

Well, that's according to a randomer on the net. Here's his story:

Last Thanksgiving I was staying at a friends house for a few days before a trip to South America. I'd been spending most the time on the couch for the three days I was at the house. My friend lived with her boyfriend and one other girl who was "recording" her "album." I would occasionally see this girl leaving early in the morning and coming back late at night while I was on the couch. On my final day at the house, Thanksgiving day, the girl returns at about 2:30am (Thanksgiving festivities would start in a few hours.) I'd kicked back a few beers already and was having fun sitting watching TV. She comes in and pauses for a moment looking at me. She says "have you been living here the whole time I have?" I laughed and thought this question strange, she was showing how oblivious she was to the world. I said that I had only been at the house for 2 days. She sits next to me and we begin talking about tattoos, which both of us have a good amount of. She had a cute English accent and wasn't bad looking at all. The tattoo discussion leads to us deciding we should get each others names tattooed on each other. At 3am I grab my friends car keys, and head out. We drive all over Hollywood looking for a tattoo parlor, with no luck. While driving around we get on the topic of drugs. At this point in my life I was very into all drugs, as was she. She told me she had a bit of heroin she brought with her from the UK and asked me if I was game. I was so the hunt began.

We drove all around LA looking for the supplies we needed. We drove to various pharmacies looking for needles and cotton. We finally found one, which as a look back on would be a funny sight. A well dressed guy and girl walk in an 4am looking for a 10 pack of diabetic syringes. We get them and begin the drive home. On the way back she mentions this is heroin base, meaning we need to dissolve this in lemon (I guess this is a British thing, I never have seen this in my years in NYC.) We stop at a Dennys, asking them for a stack of lemons. Once again we got strange looks but it worked. We get back to the house, where I was promptly yelled at for stealing my friends car, and getting warned what I was about to get myself into. Once all the commotion settles down, we go to the girls room and rig up. At about 5am I was high as a kite and we start to watch a movie. Things get hot and heavy and before I know it we're naked. I go down on her while we're still having odd conversations about mutual friends and past hookups. I was too high to get hard and she knew it. After blowing me for a few minutes she asks if I was ok. I tell her I'm to high to get it up. I then immediately remember I'd packed a Cialis in my bag. I run out of the room, bring it back, and pop it in front of her. She laughs as we continue to have a naked dance party on her bed. I finally feel the blood rush to my member and the action begins. We did it every way possible, and for a young girl she sure knew how to work it.

This is where things get weird. Close to 8am she starts saying how someone was coming to pick her up. We'd continued to use all night so I was quite foggy about the happenings. I faintly remember her asking me for a ride and me driving her somewhere. I awoke at about 1pm in a sauna, throwing up all over the place. I started freaking out. I look around and see her on an exercise machine outside the room, looking in about the same shape as me. I get out of the room and people come past me cleaning the puke like it was nothing to them. I'm standing in the room groggy, in a speedo, and confused as hell. I look around and read some stuff realizing I'm in the Celebrity Scientology Center in LA. This girl ended up being a hardcore Scientologist and a D-List celebrity, and we were doing a process called Purif. I showered, got my clothes on, got her, and drove back to my friends, nodding out and puking the whole way.

Needless to say when I got back my friend and her boyfriend were pissed. I had "ruined" Thanksgiving. I sluggishly passed the day along and at 11pm went to LAX and flew to South America. Not until days later when I looked through my camera of the pictures of that night did I fully realize everything.


Amazingly, he's produced pics in response to the obvious question. I don't know if it's a hoax or not - apparently, Peaches has a lot of pix around the intwebs. But it gave me a chuckle.

Edit: just realised this is my 666th post. How apt.

Noopti

Pics?

az2wp0sye65487

Hilarious - and weird, at the same time

Bonito

I'm not reading all that :pac:

Summary?

Dancor

Noopti wrote: »

Pics?

A link within the link. NSFW apparently. Im not looking as im in work now.

geeky

Bonito wrote: »

I'm not reading all that :pac:

Summary?

Chap claims he met up with Peaches randomly, did smack with her, shagged her, and woke up in a Scientology facility.

I'd have direct links to pics but they're NSFW.

Coriolanus

The link redirects to the homepage of the site, so you'll need to go into the site to find the thread.
Pretty tame pics. Nothing on show.

Noopti

Nevore wrote: »

The link redirects to the homepage of the site, so you'll need to go into the site to find the thread.
Pretty tame pics. Nothing on show.

Thanks God for that, she is a manky young wan.....

geeky

Perez Hilton has more pics. And so the fun begins.

Degag

Noopti

Degag wrote: »

She is getting worse looking everyday.....

ibarelycare

That dude's a minger! And she's a skank!

Bonito

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgpFwzEwZa4

bonerm

pg:dr

Degag

Well, there are nude pics on the site in the OP's link, so nsfw.....

xzanti

she looks like someone went at her with a biro while she was asleep, and he looks like Ewan McGregor in Trainspotting :pac:

SEPT 23 1989

the apple does not fall far from the tree

ibarelycare

How stupid can she be though?? Did she honestly think that a stranger who did heroin with WOULDN'T leak her nudey pics on the internet?

petes

xzanti wrote: »

she looks like someone went at her with a biro while she was asleep, a

Ah, to be fair I still would!!

Dennis the Stone

I knew she was dumb, but that's ridiculous.

Degag

xzanti wrote: »

she looks like someone went at her with a biro while she was asleep, and he looks like Ewan McGregor in Trainspotting :pac:

Lol, was just thinking that if that was her standard, we'd all have a chance....... if we'd want that chance.:pac:

I for one think she looks fantastic in her photoshoots etc... Of course the lack of photoshopping and the like in these pics do her no justice whatsoever:pac::pac:

minidazzler

I'd definitely give her a go!

Diabhal Beag

I honestly couldn't give a **** about anything to do with her Dad

ejmaztec

Degag wrote: »

Self-inflicted after being too busy saving the world and not spending enough time stopping his kids making tits of themselves.

2ygb4cmqetsjhx

All pictures of the night here!! NSFW but not porn either. Just a bit of non sexualised boob

http://gawker.com/5502453/peaches-geldofs-heroin+fueled-one+night-stand-at-hollywoods-scientology-centerwith-pictures

Degag

Selena Itchy Lioness wrote: »

All pictures of the night here!!

I don't think you are allowed to post pics like that here, so you should probably remove them before a mod gets their banning stick out!

xzanti

Degag wrote: »

I for one think she looks fantastic in her photoshoots etc... Of course the lack of photoshopping and the like in these pics do her no justice whatsoever:pac::pac:

Throw in the fact that she's goofed off her chops in these, not really front page of 'Vogue' material

Schism

Selena Itchy Lioness wrote: »

All pictures of the night here!!

http://gawker.com/5502453/peaches-geldofs-heroin+fueled-one+night-stand-at-hollywoods-scientology-centerwith-pictures

Ha, main pic blacked out, thumbnail to the right with the original. Censorship fail.

AnonoBoy

Selena Itchy Lioness wrote: »

All pictures of the night here!!

You need to mark that NSFW there TesticleBoy. That's if you're allowed link to it at all.

Degsy

Hehe this is sweet..the empty-headed idiots and that fool Bob is gonna have to stop bullshiiting about africa for a minute and skelp the arse of her like he shouldve done years ago.

Jet Black

I'm frankly amazed that nobody posted this earlier

Im not. Who really gives two ****s about a spoiled bitch?

AnonoBoy

"Horse-Face Takes Horse"
"Peaches Gets Creamed"
"Geldoff Gets Off (on heroin)"
"Scientology Centre Smack Celebrity Shocker"
"OMG PG NSFW"

geeky

Jet Black wrote: »

Im not. Who really gives two ****s about a spoiled bitch?

You can not give two ****s (or even a single one) and still find it funny.

sheeep

It started on reddit.com but the user has now deleted their posts
<nsfw>1 2 3 4 5 </nsfw>

ibarelycare

sheeep wrote: »

It started on reddit.com but the user has now deleted their posts
<nsfw>1 2 3 4 5 </nsfw>

I think this is about the 6th time in this thread that links to the pics have been posted.

minidazzler

ibarelycare wrote: »

I think this is about the 6th time in this thread that links to the pics have been posted.

And there I was going to perezhilton for them! :P

RobbieTheRobber

ibarelycare wrote: »

I think this is about the 6th time in this thread that links to the pics have been posted.

So have you seen them yet?

mike65

She looks like she'll be dead before her mother (so to speak)

Lux23

She is dating Eli Roth at the moment. She seems to have a bit of a habit of pulling a spazz face in photos though which I find very odd, or maybe her eyes have turned a bit from all the smack.

Dennis the Stone

minidazzler wrote: »

And there I was going to perezhilton for them! :P

I love the way that troll simply took the photos and pasted the perez hilton logo on them. It's what he always does. He's even worse than her, I think. What a bottom-feeder (no pun intended).

Noopti

I'd say her beef curtains are like a wizards sleeve at this stage.

No idea why though, she looks worse than a lot of the crack whores you might spot around Thomas street....

minidazzler

Noopti wrote: »

I'd say her beef curtains are like a wizards sleeve at this stage.

No idea why though, she looks worse than a lot of the crack whores you might spot around Thomas street....

In fairness, she doesn't look that bad, she definitely doesn't look like a junkie, just someone out of it. Her body her choice....even if it is because she has major daddy issues because daddy cares more about the black babies than he did his own little ones.

Noopti

minidazzler wrote: »

In fairness, she doesn't look that bad, she definitely doesn't look like a junkie, just someone out of it. Her body her choice....even if it is because she has major daddy issues because daddy cares more about the black babies than he did his own little ones.

Are you kidding me....she has a patch on her leg from injecting (I presume?), and her skins looks waxy and unhealthy. She also has an almost jaundice look about her. She looks every bit the drug addict to me!

humanji

So a guy takes pictures of a naked stoned girl and posts them on the internet. And everyone makes fun of the girl. Classy.

minidazzler

Noopti wrote: »

Are you kidding me....she has a patch on her leg from injecting (I presume?), and her skins looks waxy and unhealthy. She also has an almost jaundice look about her. She looks every bit the drug addict to me!

No, that patch is THE patch, stops pregnancy.

She doesn't have the look of a junkie, more of a recreational user I would guess.

General Zod

Her mother was Paula Yates. Is anyone suprised this is how she's turned out?

funnily enough, I'm far more concerned that she's geting involved with a cult.

ibarelycare

humanji wrote: »

So a guy takes pictures of a naked stoned girl and posts them on the internet. And everyone makes fun of the girl. Classy.

Stoned? Did you read the story? She was injecting herself with heroin. She's an idiot and deserves it!

AnonoBoy

Noopti wrote: »

Are you kidding me....she has a patch on her leg from injecting (I presume?), and her skins looks waxy and unhealthy. She also has an almost jaundice look about her. She looks every bit the drug addict to me!

Would the patch not be covering her new tattoo?

Is that now what the kids do with tattoos?

Did I say that right?

Tattoo?

humanji

ibarelycare wrote: »

Stoned? Did you read the story? She was injecting herself with heroin. She's an idiot and deserves it!

She's an addict with mental issues. And as you point out, she's not the sharpest. So in that case everyone should just ignore the fact that some guy posted naked pics of her for a laugh?

RobbieTheRobber

General Zod wrote: »

Her mother was Paula Yates. Is anyone suprised this is how she's turned out?

funnily enough, I'm far more concerned that she's geting involved with a cult.

I'd be concerned if it was someone i knew, but some rich spoilt girl takes drugs and joins a cult If it wasn't for the pics this wouldnt even be a story.

john kinsella