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If you were going to die with one thing in your mouth.

  • 24-03-2010 2:56am
    #1
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭


    ... what would it be?

    Snyper: 13 votes

    Marry me?
    0% 0 votes
    PAINT MY CHICKEN COOP!
    7% 1 vote
    Leave your hat on
    38% 5 votes
    Walk this way
    53% 7 votes


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Comments

  • #2
    scudzilla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,959 ✭✭✭✭scudzilla


    a goat


  • #3
    AgileMyth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭AgileMyth


    A gun at a guess.


  • #4
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    wouldnt be breathe anyways


  • #5
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Not a moth cocoon anyway.
    That Buffalo Bill gives me the willies.


  • #6
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Halle Berry's vagina!


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  • #7
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Fago! wrote: »
    Halle Berry's vagina!

    That reminds me of that old Irish expression that started during the famine.. "If it's not de hunger, 'till be de muff that'll kill ye".


  • #8
    Nulty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,838 ✭✭✭Nulty


    A fag......

    don't get smart.


  • #9
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Crabs.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3jFTzhdZF4


  • #10
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Nulty wrote: »
    A fag......

    don't get smart.

    A cigarette would be my choice, as it usually follows a good meal, a few beers, or some coitus.

    The worst thing would be to choke on a bone from the meal, your puke after the beers, or indeed Halle Berry's muff without shooting the load.

    A fag is a good one alright.


  • #11
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    A glass of Guinness


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  • #12
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    DazMarz wrote: »
    A glass of Guinness

    The glass as well? That's hardcore man.


  • #13
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Nulty wrote: »
    A fag......

    don't get smart.

    Hello!

    Oh wait you fag, not Fag-o!


  • #14
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    The glass as well? That's hardcore man.

    Bah -if it was hardcore, it'd be a pint.


  • #15
    digme
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,584 ✭✭✭digme


    ice cream :D or pizza


  • #16
    Nulty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,838 ✭✭✭Nulty


    Fago! wrote: »
    Hello!

    Oh wait you fag, not Fag-o!


    Like you want to be in someones mouth when they die?

    Can just imagian someone walking in and seeing fago standing over a deadbody with his dick in their mouth
    Err... It's not what it looks like!


  • #17
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Drew Barrymore's tongue.


  • #18
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Drew Barrymore's tongue.

    She hasn't been hot since she was 17.


  • #19
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Depends what I'm going to die of and in what timeframe. I'll say a grenade.


  • #20
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    She hasn't been hot since she was 17.

    Pervert


  • #21
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Nulty wrote: »
    Like you want to be in someones mouth when they die?

    Can just imagian someone walking in and seeing fago standing over a deadbody with his dick in their mouth

    If the door says "Do not disturb" you DO NOT DISTURB!!!!!


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  • #22
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    She hasn't been hot since she was 17.

    :mad:

    Drew .. age 20
    Drew .. age 27
    Drew .. age 31
    Drew .. age 35


  • #23
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    She hasn't been hot since she was 17.

    uh oh.... pete won't like that


  • #24
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    uh oh.... pete won't like that

    He doesn't!


  • #25
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Drew Barrymore is the poor man's Charlies Angel.


  • #26
    Nulty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,838 ✭✭✭Nulty


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    :mad:

    Drew .. age 20
    Drew .. age 27
    Drew .. age 31
    Drew .. age 35

    She hasn't really changed at all, just the style. It's all airbrushed to fcuk inanyways


  • #27
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Nulty wrote: »
    It's all airbrushed to fcuk inanyways

    I'd like to hairbrush her to fcuk.


  • #28
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    I'd like to hairbrush her to fcuk.

    Would you give her an upstyle?


  • #29
    Bob Z
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,587 ✭✭✭Bob Z


    Yore ma


  • #30
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Bob Z wrote: »
    Yore ma

    No yur ma.


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  • #31
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    A nice bar of chocolate


  • #32
    Davidius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    A not-dying-and-bring-back-to-life-machine-that-goes-in-the-mouth-for-no-practical-reason-plus-an-added-cola-dispenser would be great.


  • #33
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    jd007 wrote: »
    A nice bar of chocolate

    If it killed you, it would probably be choke-a-lot.


  • #34
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Actually, thinking about it, Mary Harney's gunt (whatever part of it). I'd be ready for death ASAP after that.


  • #35
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    If it killed you, it would probably be choke-a-lot.

    http://www.dahmus.org/blogimg/fry-see-what-you-did-there.jpg


  • #36
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    :mad:

    Drew .. age 20
    Drew .. age 27
    Drew .. age 31
    Drew .. age 35

    I wouldn't give her one at any age.

    Goofy lookin munter.


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  • #37
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    I wouldn't give her one at any age.

    Goofy lookin munter.

    You think so? ...


  • #38
    Littleblondehen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 115 ✭✭Littleblondehen


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    Actually, thinking about it, Mary Harney's gunt (whatever part of it). I'd be ready for death ASAP after that.

    I really wish I had never seen that sentance. What a thought :(


  • #39
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    I'd die with words in my mouth: "Screw this, I'm outa here!"


  • #40
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Drew Barrymore's tongue.
    starbelgrade wrote: »
    She hasn't been hot since she was 17.

    She hasn't been sexy since she was 6.


  • #41
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    A green mushroom from Super Mario.


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  • #42
    jacool
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,233 ✭✭✭jacool


    the winning euromillions ticket that all my "concerned" family were searching the house for ;)


  • #43
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Yup, Mario green mushroom.

    Well, eating green mushrooms could be the cause of death, though.


  • #44
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    NO MARIO


  • #45
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Hannah Montana's breast..

    I win an Oscar for Best Screenplay in 2055 and as I'm walking off the stage I slip and go false hip over tit and land mouth first on her 63 year old breast.

    I get lock jaw and suffocate.


  • #46
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Pulled from the mucky morning mud
    Worms I chew like cows chew cud
    Regurgitated for my young
    Their beaks and stomachs are not yet strong

    I cut and churn their morning meal
    as I return after the kill
    to our perch and open hollow
    with a pulp that they can swallow


  • #47
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    in some religions, I heard christ was given bile when he thirsted
    with a sponge on a spearhead when he was crucified


  • #48
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,528 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    chocolate_strawberry.jpg


  • #49
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Moved back from TCN because snyper lieks mudkipz.


  • #50
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Hopefully, if everything goes to plan, then this beauty's vag in my gob :pac:


  • #51
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    I voted for the paint my chicken coop option.

    I gave synper a plate of corn muffins back in 1947 to paint my chicken coop, and he never did!


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