what does the last received text say on your fone???

BLACKEN

Rite bitta craic!lol my last text says:

let me know when money is in!!! - from my sister!:pac::P

seanbmc

Mine says don`t look that at that pointless thread on AH...wait damnit.

Mint Sauce

can i borrow your passport?

nucking futs

"Dude I have a major secret, please promise not to tell anyone. I slept with my sister"

Oh wait... em... ah crap

brummytom

"stop being a snob " - from my mate after me whinging about our impending house move to a semi.

Degag

"Yes"

Korvanica

"what ya at tonight ya gowl? It must be... HA" - from a mate...

OutlawPete

Voicemail: 1 new message(s) includes 0 new fax message(s).

Remember you can return a call by pressing 22 and delete a message by pressing 5.

CianRyan

"Bita fibbers thursday?x"

What worried me even more than the lack of Punctuation and the bad grammer... That's from a guy.
WHY IS THERE AN X THERE?!

therecklessone

"I'm frothing at the gash, any chance you could call over on your way home for a quickie?"

Dull and Boring

"I had to buy a pen because of you":cool:

Kevin Bacon

"tonight @ the Planet from 7pm and every Mon & Tues from 7pm. Free game when you buy a drink. Tell your Friends."

So anyone up for going bowling?

GLaDOS

therecklessone wrote: »

"I'm frothing at the gash, any chance you could call over on your way home for a quickie?"

BLACKEN's mother texted you too?

OutlawPete

CianRyan wrote: »

"Bita fibbers thursday?x"!

Text back and say: "Which Fibbers?"

CianRyan

irish-stew wrote: »

can i borrow your passport?

A new mate heading to Dubai?

RayM

"No, don't do that."

CianRyan

OutlawPete wrote: »

Text back and say: "Which Fibbers?"

Haha, know which to avoid?

We're all to young for the new one.:o

NoDice

"Respeck sista!" Yay!

efb

"no not yet"

Scrambled egg

Scrambled egg, im gone

Sea Sharp

/fantasy
Come over. I've a pre-rolled joint for you and I'm horny as hell.

/reality
Ha ha i should Yup i do indeed. Why should I do that?

El Weirdo

"Eggs and sausages."

Breakfast-for-dinner dinner tonight. Sweet.

reap-a-rat

ha, fair play to him!:)xxxxx

Bolag_the_2nd

Can you call me please? NUMBER, to call me now press the send/call button. thank you.

my daughters never have credid.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

"Tawk 2 u l8r babe (: love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

Awh yeea.:cool:
:P

Cupcake_Crisis

'Another bruise? u 2 are charmin!!'

gagiteebo

Don't mind him sure he's only a f*cktard :P

MagicMarker

''You're the best I've ever had''

The Master

"You should play the keyboard part on your guitar"

BLACKEN

ScienceNerd wrote: »

BLACKEN's mother texted you too?

MOFO!!!!!:eek:
:mad:
lol

i feel so loved somebody mentioned me!:):p

OutlawPete

CianRyan wrote: »

Haha, know which to avoid?

We're all to young for the new one.:o

Not sure I'd be too old for it, I wore shoulder pads once ya know

Haven't been in the new one yet, just drove by it on Saturday night there.

Looked very quiet.

The night of Pearl Jam though, meeting a load of mates there ..

/dusts off Grunge gear

Dull and Boring

"Forward this message to 10 people and you will get






FCUK ALL.
THAT'S RIGHT, FCUK ALL. YOU WON'T GET GOOD LUCK OR A NICE SURPRISE, FIVE GRAND OR A FCUKING HOLIDAY IN JAMAICA,
JUST FCUK ALL...

It's true...
It works...
I sent it on and I got FCUK ALL.
Don't break the chain! It's the only one of these fcuking things that actually works!

Send it and get fcuk all, it's brilliant!"

Ironically, this was the only chain message I've ever sent on!! :P

CianRyan

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

'Another bruise? u 2 are charmin!!'

Again?!
Stop letting people bite your tits!!

CianRyan

OutlawPete wrote: »

Not sure I'd be too old for it, I wore shoulder pads once ya know

Haven't been in the new one yet, just drove by it on Saturday night there.

Looked very quiet.

The night of Pearl Jam though, meeting a load of mates there ..

/dusts off Grunge gear

To old for Fibbers?
Sure ever one drinks in Fibbers.
I was talking to a mad old lad in there before. Had a great chat about old school metal.


I hate that I can't go to over 21's places... It's like going two years into the past! :mad:

Dartz

Last test:

Rifles just arrived....[redacted] et-al won't know what hit 'em! we'll certainly shuffle this cabinet.

Dublinstiofán

"We had 18 people in my bedroom last night"

Sofaspud

"My laptop playing fun is frozen"

Don't worry, I'm not entirely sure what it means either.

OutlawPete

CianRyan wrote: »

I was talking to a mad old lad in there before. Had a great chat about old school metal.

Thought you were sound too ..

CianRyan wrote: »

I hate that I can't go to over 21's places... It's like going two years into the past!

Trust me, when your older you'll wish you could go back to hanging out where only Under 21s get in.

Night of Pearl Jam, I'll be 18 for a few hours again at least ..

... .......

Radharc na Sleibhte

OK.

nehcola

"U topped up by 20 Euro today so can send FREE Meteor to Meteor texts & picture messages till...":pac:

Vinta81

"No, not yet...i'm just outta the shower!" - My mate Chris, always running behind.

Micky Dolenz

"How did you get this number?"

RosyLily

"Pie gone"- from my dad.

krustydoyle

I'm Back from australia and NO i dont wanna see you...
(from my ex gf):(

merengueca

'Paddy is enjoying a large bowl of aptamil baby milk, going down a treat'


For some reason my Mother decided to give my dog baby milk... this is what happens when old ladies are left to make their own fun!

epgc3fyqirnbsx

'Can't get through to the boys, they must be on a go slow today'

Must stop associating with civil servants....

Super-Rush

You want to kick my puppy? Wtf?

partyatmygaff

Not enough credit - cannot deliver message to ********* MSGID********

Oddly enough I'm on bill pay.

stovelid

You went and burned down the The Bead Shop off South William Street, you dyslexic cunt.

Jumpy

Im behind y..SDAjhbnmd\bnm

callaway92

"Your Cawk was wayyyy bigger than I imagined it would be!! well done"