HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND

nialldeman

HELLO IM 15 YEARS OLD WITH ABOVE AVERAGE MUSCLE TALL AND PREETY COOL
I READ SOME LIGHT POETRY AND NEED SOME ADVICE TO GET A GIRLFRIEND

http://wife-from-russia.com/inf_How-to-buy-a-wife-from-Russia.html

Sarky

Brick in a sock.

nialldeman

Sarky wrote: »

Brick in a sock.

HOWS THAT GONNA HELP

Sarky

If you don't know you're not ready for a girlfriend. Go back to pictures of yore ma.

445279.ie

handkerchief and chloroform

nialldeman

MANB JUST TELL ME I HAVE REALLY FUNNY JOKES
EG
WHAT DID ONE BEAN SAY TO THE OTHER BEAN
HELLO BEAN

Delirium

nialldeman wrote: »

HELLO IM 15 YEARS OLD WITH ABOVE AVERAGE MUSCLE TALL AND PREETY COOL
I READ SOME LIGHT POETRY AND NEED SOME ADVICE TO GET A GIRLFRIEND

Have you tried collecting the tokens on the boxes of coco-pops??:pac:

mike65

Get on the rugby team*





*Only applicable if in south Dublin

Sarky

You could try being less of a f*ckspud, but that's not for everyone, I wouldn't recommend it unless you're sure you can stay the course.

Sarky

Oh, and don't forget to smell like Old Spice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE

sNarah

Rohypnol and a lot of alcohol might work for a little while.

scallywags

if you aint got the looks theres always the other thingy, money. sweeeet. so it is a very big world after all

nialldeman

I FIND THE DEMEANOR OF YOUR LAST COMMENT HURTFUL IM LOOKING FOR SOME ADVICE AND ID APPRECIATE IT IF YOU DID NOT PUT MY CONFIDENCE DOWN FURTHER THAN IT IS NOW AFTER YOUR LAST COMMENT

Sarky

Sorry, sorry.

I'm sure if you just be yourself, you'll find a beautiful girl before too long.















BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA.

nialldeman

PPL PLZ HELP ME HOW ABOUT ANOTHER JOKE
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE CARROT WHO DIED?
THERE WAS A BIG TURNUP AT THE FUNERAL

445279.ie

If you didn't keep dropping your pencil you could draw a lifesize girlfriend

Solitaire

I know just the trick! It involves deactivating CAPS LOCK first though!

Delirium

I hear living roadkill on their window ledge also works.

nialldeman

Solitaire wrote: »

I know just the trick! It involves deactivating CAPS LOCK first though!

WHY

seanybiker

Get rid of caps lock first anyways. Surely you must know by now that all caps is shouting on the interwebs.

Ya said in your first post that you're cool. how do you know you're cool?
do you go around thinking you're cool all the time.

a lot of the time when your looking for a lack, you wont get one. youngs ones can actually pick up by the way you act that you're only being nice so in the hope you get to play with her fun bags.

I always founf that when i wasnt looking for one and just being meself they always come along.

I also found out that the second you get a girlfriend, loads of other of the wimminz seem to take a liking to you then.
I went off with some big fat awkward yoke a few years back, sure enough a few days after messing about with her, some grand one in the pub took a liking to me.
Out with the fat ginger one and in with the other one.
Have meself my princess though for the last 4 years and Im the happiest ever, so surely there is loads of my fans out there that you can do.

Sarky

That's far too sensible for TCN. The Leader won't be happy.

seanybiker

Sarky wrote: »

That's far too sensible for TCN. The Leader won't be happy.

I was waiting for a reply on a different thread so just kept on typing until I got the reply.

It wasnt the one I was looking for

sNarah

Sarky wrote: »

That's far too sensible for TCN. The Leader won't be happy.

I have cold chills running down my spine. Somebody please stop this malarky before my dinner reinvents itselfs in liquid form.

Naildemann: every time you use CAPS an african baby orphan dies. Stop jerking off behind your computer and go and find yourself a proper bird.

Sarky

And remember, "Her eyes said yes" is an airtight defense in court!

alanatoday

^^ "thanks"

Sarky

Every time someone does that I'm locking the thread. Grow up and find an alternative to thanks, kids, and help keep TCN clean!

Sarky

Thread unlocked because the thanking poster acknowledged that thanks is crappy.

Please continue mocking the OP improving the OP's chances with the opposite sex.

sNarah

I'd say Nialldeman & Alanatoday would make a mighty fine pair.

There. Solution provided.
(No no, really, no need to thank me, just a bottle of Gin will suffice)

Go on kids, you go and have fun now and, remember: "Hey you don't be silly, put a condom on your willy!" (unless you want things to be sticky)(if so, maybe you'd better have a look here)

alanatoday

sNarah wrote: »

I'd say Nialldeman & Alanatoday would make a mighty fine pair.

There. Solution provided.
(No no, really, no need to thank me, just a bottle of Gin will suffice)

Go on kids, you go and have fun now and, remember: "Hey you don't be silly, put a condom on your willy!" (unless you want things to be sticky)(if so, maybe you'd better have a look here)

Wow its been a while since someone called me a Kid. Cougar town was on earlier on tv but If myself and nialldeman were to start anything I'm sure the courts would label me something other than a cougar.:rolleyes:

Solitaire

Cradlesnatcher!! :P

The Law is displeased...

The Leader, on the other hand...

Fago!

Orgy anyone?

alanatoday

If he was a tad older than fifteen, I'd say he was fair game tbh

*mind wanders *

Sarky

Solitaire wrote: »

Cradlesnatcher!! :P

The Law is displeased...

The Leader, on the other hand...

Is still displeased. There's a place for inane chatter. Use it before The Leader takes over my account and does something we're all going to regret.

parker kent

Given your penchant for light poetry, maybe do a Ron Burgundy and get many leather-bound books and an apartment that smells of rich mahogany. Then you will be a really big deal and alanatoday might be won over

TanG411

If you stop shouting/trolling then we will help you get a girlfriend:

1. Find a girl
2. Bring her to your house
3. ???
4. Profit!

Capt'n Midnight

Whose girlfriend are you trying to get ?

nialldeman

no ones

billymitchell

I cant believe you stopped typing in caps. Girls dont like men who back down easily, so you are definitely not helping your chances.
But hang around here for a while and you will definitely find the answer on how to find a girlfriend. DEFINITELY

Solitaire

billymitchell wrote: »

Girls dont like men who back down easily

Girls like caps even less. Almost as little as people who try to incite CAPS LOCK fail!

Joey the lips

koth wrote: »

Have you tried collecting the tokens on the boxes of coco-pops??:pac:

I wish i could thank this post... I will use it for years

Solitaire

Joey the lips wrote: »

I wish i could thank this post...

Just. Don't.

clarke1991

you could just press the read button<<<:p
or ring them lol

Corkfeen

If theres light poetry, does that mean they have hard core poetry too?;)

billymitchell

Solitaire wrote: »

Girls like caps even less. Almost as little as people who try to incite CAPS LOCK fail!

Girls love big strong men, who are the human equivalent of caps locks!!

Hank_Jones

My advice is to lie about everything.

It will be a short term girlfriend, but you will get one.

Pwezem

Troll..


trolololol

Hank_Jones

It's also good to say that you have really good job and are quite wealthy, just don't bring them anywhere expensive.

Mrmoe

Flash your big wallet, that i sall you need.

Matt Holck

all I see is a row of zeros

nialldeman

so i took all that advice and none of it worked