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Smash a parking ticket machine

  • 22-03-2010 7:42pm
    #1
    Fo Real
    Closed Accounts Posts: 479 ✭✭


    I'm a little short on cash so I plan to smash open a parking ticket machine. I've chosen one in the suburbs as there are too many CCTV cameras in the city centre. I will break it open in the middle of the night, while wearing my black hoodie, when there is nobody around. I have some questions, however:

    How often are these machines emptied and when? I don't want to smash it open only to find it 20cent inside.

    I plan to use a big axe to smash it. Is this sufficient for the job?

    If I'm successful I will move onto other parking ticket machines around the city. And then onto Luas ticket machines.

    Thanks.


Comments

  • #2
    stepbar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    Why don't you just rob a head shop first huh? Would that not solve your problem?


  • #3
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Smash open a clamper instead and i'll give you money.


  • #4
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    What we have here is a failure to communicate.


  • #5
    Fear Uladh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭Fear Uladh


    Fo Real wrote: »
    I'm a little short on cash so I plan to smash open a parking ticket machine. I've chosen one in the suburbs as there are too many CCTV cameras in the city centre. I will break it open in the middle of the night, while wearing my black hoodie, when there is nobody around. I have some questions, however:

    How often are these machines emptied and when? I don't want to smash it open only to find it 20cent inside.

    I plan to use a big axe to smash it. Is this sufficient for the job?

    If I'm successful I will move onto other parking ticket machines around the city. And then onto Luas ticket machines.

    Thanks.

    Twink?


  • #6
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Fo sho, homie...


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  • #7
    Doyler92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,664 ✭✭✭Doyler92


    I would be more than happy to offer my assistance.

    I have a PH degree in smashing parking ticket machines also if that's any use.


  • #8
    RoadKillTs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,710 ✭✭✭RoadKillTs


    Keep us posted OP. :)


  • #9
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Doyler92 wrote: »

    I have a PH degree in smashing of car ticket machines also if that's any use.
    You have a basic knowledge of ticket machines.


  • #10
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    was going to ask which city you were referring to until you mentioned the luas machines

    :rolleyes:


  • #11
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,751 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    What a smashing idea.









    TAXI!


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  • #12
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    recylingbin wrote: »
    Smash open a clamper instead and i'll give you money.

    Yep, apparently you can find up to half a million in the safe.:D


  • #13
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    you'd be better off using a sledgehammer.


  • #14
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    recylingbin wrote: »
    Smash open a clamper instead and i'll give you money.
    recylingbin wrote: »
    You have a basic knowledge of ticket machines.


    Fucking Quality


  • #15
    Fo Real
    Closed Accounts Posts: 479 ✭✭Fo Real


    DrumSteve wrote: »
    you'd be better off using a sledgehammer.

    You are probably right. But I may need to prise the safe inside open so I'll need something with a sharp edge, like an axe. Maybe I'll take an axe and a sledgehammer.


  • #16
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    Fo Real wrote: »
    You are probably right. But I may need to prise the safe inside open so I'll need something with a sharp edge, like an axe. Maybe I'll take an axe and a sledgehammer.

    why dont you just sharpen the other side of the sledgehammer?


  • #17
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    I believe watching cool hand luke will provide the necessary info


  • #18
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,321 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Thread closed

    OP do not post about illegal activities


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