If You Could Have One Superpower???

Hank_Jones

Well the title really says it all.

What would you have?

Super strength? Super Speed? Able to fly? X Ray Vision? Invisibility?

I think I'd want to either be invisible or be able to fly.
Probably the invisible one though, I could go everywhere for free.

Creamy Goodness

i would have the super power that would allow me to have all the super powers i'd want.

nucking futs

invisibility, easier to rob things that way

AnonoBoy

The power of stain removal for me.

Bang and the dirt is gone!

Fantastic.

Danbo!

Ability to grow my fingernails rapidly

Hank_Jones

Creamy Goodness wrote: »

i would have the super power that would allow me to have all the super powers i'd want.

Clearly you want the power to invent super powers.

Don't think it works that way.
Didn't for Superman or those anyway...

me-skywalker

Fig Roll maker...

aah the fine art of figging is lost amongst us modernites!

Fago!

The power of love but that wanker Heuy Lewis has it.

L.Jenkins

I'll just be the awkward vague poster and say I wish I was omnipotent then!

alwaysadub

Invisibility.
I'd love to know what goes on in some places when they think i'm not there..

EDIT: Fixed for Anonoboy

cafecolour

Either the ability to freeze time or the Wolverine-esque self-healing body bit.

El Weirdo

The reason every bloke picks invisibility is because they want to look at women in the shower. Don't let anyone tell you any different.


/honesty

djk1000

The power to see next weeks lotto numbers

Hank_Jones

Everyone wants really crappy powers.
I'd be like Superman if we all had these powers...

Stinicker

X-Ray vision, I'd love to do a Henry Sugar in Vegas!

jd007

Definetly invisibility.

efb

China

orourkeda

A power hose extension fitting for my lad

ascanbe

One Superpower?
I'd go for the Chinese; a great bunch of lads.

AnonoBoy

alwaysadub wrote: »

Invisibility.
I'd love to know what goes on in some places when i'm not there..

Invisibility won't let you know that.



Yours sincerely,

PedantoBoy.

Hank_Jones

El Weirdo wrote: »

The reason every bloke picks invisibility is because they want to look at women in the shower. Don't let anyone tell you any different.


/honesty

The thought never crossed my mind...

Dudess

Time travel.

Cookie_Monster

I'd so be magneto, messing around with magnets and metal.

fly on metal discs, make the metal in bras move about

covers every base

efb

ascanbe wrote: »

One Superpower?
I'd go for the Chinese; a great bunch of lads.

Great minds think alike... you can be my assistant!

m@cc@

I'd say invisibilty but that could end up being lethal. You could get hit by a car or anything. I'd like to be able to control time but I suspect I'd end up abusing it and lead an unfulfulling life. I've thought too much about this.

starbelgrade

The power of Gheyskull.

opinion guy

Creamy Goodness wrote: »

i would have the super power that would allow me to have all the super powers i'd want.

Cartman ???

AnonoBoy wrote: »

The power of stain removal for me.

Bang and the dirt is gone!

Fantastic.

Cillit ???

orourkeda

a 15 inch shaft

Creamy Goodness

opinion guy wrote: »

Cartman ???

My avatar and username give it away? :pac:

AnonoBoy

opinion guy wrote: »

Cartman ???



Cillit ???

No, my name's Barry. Barry Scott. And I'm here today to talk to you about the amazing cleaning power of Cillit Bang.

Bang and the dirt is gone!

cyberwolf77

Rapid healing.

alwaysadub

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Invisibility won't let you know that.



Yours sincerely,

PedantoBoy.

I see what happened there..

FMP

opinion guy

AnonoBoy wrote: »

No, my name's Barry. Barry Scott. And I'm here today to talk to you about the amazing cleaning power of Cillit Bang.

Band and the dirt is gone!

Which band? Who rocks that much?

Posy

Being able to go back in time. I could do good deeds, buy property back when a house only cost £100, see who really shot JFK.. it'd be great.

opinion guy

Creamy Goodness wrote: »

My avatar and username give it away? :pac:

I had avatars turned off til just now!
Actually it was your almost direct quote.

cooperguy

Stop Time or Time Travel for me

ascanbe

efb wrote: »

Great minds think alike... you can be my assistant!

Haha. Just saw this.
Yeah, great minds think alike...but, either you happened to start responding first or else your mind thinks a tad quicker.
Can't be your assistant, though; my ego is too large.

opinion guy

ascanbe wrote: »

Haha. Just saw this.
Yeah, great minds think alike...but, either you happened to start responding first or else your mind thinks a tad quicker.
Can't be your assistant, though; my ego is too large.

or he types faster. which would mean he would make a better assistant

Shanotheslayer

See women naked


edit: exception of Mary Harney

/shiver

starbelgrade

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

See women naked

Never heard of a strip club then?

opinion guy

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

See women naked

Try looking at women naked. (You're not blind are you ?)

minidazzler

Creamy Goodness wrote: »

i would have the super power that would allow me to have all the super powers i'd want.

So, are you gonna be Peter Petrelli or Sylar?

Gulliver

Tenacious D wrote:

What powers you ask? I dunno, how 'bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That's levitation holmes.
How 'bout the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away...
with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle.
Or how 'bout the power... to move you?

Seriously though, invulnerability would be so cool.

Fago!

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

Rapid healing.

Pfft!

I'd love to be able to click my fingers and make people dance.

opinion guy

opinion guy wrote: »

Try looking at women naked. (You're not blind are you ?)

Hmmm I should clarify as to who should be naked. If you want to see women naked then you should look at naked women as opposed to being naked yourself - that might get you in trouble. Come to think of of either might get you in trouble. Hmmm I'm starting to see why this might qualify as a superpower....

AnonoBoy

opinion guy wrote: »

Which band? Who rocks that much?

Chic?

Their suits are so white they gotta be on the Cillit Bang bandwagon!

IvySlayer

Anonoboy, you are not Barry Scott.

BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE!!

How's that for a better impression?

And to answer the OP, ability to fly.

ascanbe

opinion guy wrote: »

or he types faster. which would mean he would make a better assistant

Given the relative brevity of his initial post, though, we could have started at the same time and despite being the faster typist, i would still have posted later; there are so many variables at play that, ultimately, we'll never know.
Anyway, as i stated, i'm not available to fill an assistants position.
If someone wishes to apply to be my assistant, i'll consider all offers.

opinion guy

ascanbe wrote: »

Given the relative brevity of his initial post, though, we could have started at the same time and despite being the faster typist, i would still have posted later; there are so many variables at play that, ultimately, we'll never know.
Anyway, as i stated, i'm not available to fill an assistants position.
If someone wishes to apply to be my assistant, i'll consider all offers.

I see a birght future in bull****ting management......

AnonoBoy

IvySlayer wrote: »

Anonoboy, you are not Barry Scott.

BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE!!

How's that for a better impression?

And to answer the OP, ability to fly.

bang and the dirt is gone?

I have a sore throat. Leave me alone, that's as loud as I can get tonight.

ascanbe

opinion guy wrote: »

I see a birght future in bull****ting management......

. Yeah. I wasn't entirely serious; but perhaps i have that gift.