If the internet was never invented, what would you be doing right now?

magick

pub or beer with friends with a console. How about yourself?

Mackman

Actually contributing something to society by working

edit: wasn't this done before?

cafecolour

Walking quickly out of the porn shop with a dvd and hope I'm not spotted by anyone I know.

magick

cafecolour wrote: »

Walking quickly out of the porn shop with a dvd and hope I'm not spotted by anyone I know.

i feel you pain, but you forgot ur long jacket! :eek:

OutlawPete

Sleeping

candy-gal1

having dvd marathons! wait, im still doing that! lol

racso1975

trying to invent the internet!

Joey the lips

Why do you think we all had 15 kids years ago...

No internet.

No tele

No condoms

No prospects










# Not much has changed though

Slugs

Doing time for 25 counts of homocide, 13674845 counts of grand larsony, and 1708123123 counts of arson.

Xavi6

Working

orourkeda

****

arybvtcw0eolkf

Ham radio (its the nerd in my past).

That or since I'm off today and its a nice morning, cycling.

Biggins

Getting back to "Lives Of Quiet Desperation" - a book currently being put together by Biggins.

bazmaiden

Biggins wrote: »

Getting back to "Lives Of Quiet Desperation" - a book currently being put together by Biggins.

Good luck with that man, its quite a novel idea


"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them"

Dravokivich

Join a pen pal group and circulate letters which everyone can ad their comments to at the end of each 1....

fúcking hate the cúnts that put big doodles after their comments though... what's the use in doing that as a "Signature"

:pac:

anto2

Would be looking much more at TV than i do now .Would also do more reading .

leonardbenn

Shams wrote: »

pub or beer with friends with a console. How about yourself?

id be in the bookies trying to make a few bob

humanji

I'd be living life, happily oblivious to what two girls could do with a cup.

Mint Sauce

not looking at the internet

A different job!

theg81der

I`d have to say taking over the world supervillan style!:D

Max Power1

Deleted User wrote: »

A different job!

+1
my job is internet based so dunno where i'd be working if the internet wasbt invented but it damn sure wouldnt be where I currently am

pickarooney

Working on a system to exploit the telephone system to send messages in text/video format.

Ickle Magoo

Studying...

Fago!

Masturbating to an Avon catalogue.

Dublin Chick

Fago! wrote: »

Masturbating to an Avon catalogue.

LOL!!!!!!!!!

Whippersnapper

Cycling, reading, tidying the house, cooking, writing, sending letters to penpals, listening to a cd, being creative. Have hobbies.

bonerm

I'd be busy inventing the internet.

mailforkev

This probably

lyders

In a library!

Sea Sharp

I'd be working on code.

(OR would I )

Damn your hypothetical scenario.

funk-you

Mugging some auldone because i've no job.

-Funk

Fago!

Shams wrote: »

pub or beer with friends with a console. How about yourself?

This was posted at half 7 in t'morning!

You may have a serious problem.

ejmaztec

Slugs wrote: »

Doing time for 25 counts of homocide, 13674845 counts of grand larsony, and 1708123123 counts of arson.

Is that murdering homosexuals, stealing stuff and burning it, and burning things that you haven't stolen?

Pingu-D

something productive!

PeterIanStaker

Doing all my assignments and the Literature Review stage of my thesis.

Or, watching the Maury Show.

beanyb

Writing the essay/researching the thesis that I should be doing!

BOHtox

**** over georgie thompson from sky sports news.


























oh wait:o

efb

Texing on my iPhone to pass the 2 hour bus journey home!

landsleaving

Buying Robbing my music directly from shops.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Finishing my eight novel
Then spending the entire night in teletext

Mrmoe

BOHtox wrote: »

**** over georgie thompson from sky sports news.























oh wait:o

Has to be Millie Clode alright;)

MonkeyTennis

pressing the f5 button on a typewriter

Alan_007_

I'd be fukin screwd trying to translate my Irish homework.

Corkfeen

Watching some old school videotapes with porn on them. Or else looking up useless topics in encyclopedias.

Thomas828

Making random, heavily laboured and absurdly detailed doodles and using them as covers for my home-made tapes, all C-90s. Or else actually doing something worthwhile with my life.

One_Armed_Dwarf

Tucking myself between my legs and doing the dance from Silence of the Lambs

AnonoBoy

Not live betting on the Chelsea game while looking at photos of f*cking hipsters anyways that's for sure.

Agricola

One_Armed_Dwarf wrote: »

Tucking myself between my legs and doing the dance from Silence of the Lambs

- You should stop by more often!

force majeure

At this very moment watching Ice Road Truckers' dreaming about Lisa,:D

Sofaspud

Probably doing that thing I see people doing in videos, with one of those "women" I keep hearing about.