What did you give up for length ?

lucozader

i gave up video games

Wibbs

Girth

Stephentlig

Alcohol. for Lent

carlop

width

Piste

I sacrificed girth, the doctors said the operation was a complete success and I gained an extra two inches :pac:


Screw you Wibbs!

AlmightyCushion

A few centimeters and a yard or two.

carlop

Wibbs wrote: »

Girth

:mad: I thought I'd finally made it in first in a thread with a smart reply.

MonkeyTennis

style

Seloth

I took up studying :L :L :L

Tail Wagger

lucozader wrote: »

i gave up video games

I stopped growing for Length but I stopped smoking for lent

Super-Rush

One of my 3 wishes.

Kinetic^

lucozader wrote: »

i gave up video games

It must be some length to make you give up gaming. From one game to another!

Jay Walker

I gave up poor spelling!

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blinking

GLaDOS

Christianity

Xluna

Trying to stfu when confronted with delusional religious drivel.

OutlawPete

$4,000 but it didn't work.

Fear Uladh

Were are all the ladies responses?

ejmaztec

Chillaxe wrote: »

Were are all the ladies responses?

They probably went to great lengths to avoid the thread.

Formal shorts

Chillaxe wrote: »

Were are all the ladies responses?

If he liked it then he should have bought a wii with it

Fago!

Illiterate thugs!

Fear Uladh

Do posts just get deleted automatically very often?

Sharpshooter

Chillaxe wrote: »

Do posts just get deleted automatically very often?

They do when they are off topic.

Sonnenblumen

Spellcheck

Fear Uladh

Sharpshooter wrote: »

They do when they are off topic.

They were on topic.:rolleyes:

Sharpshooter

Chillaxe wrote: »

They were on topic.:rolleyes:

Pm sent.

ya-ba-da-ba-doo

My career in pornography.

Freyja

For length... I gave up a marriage.....oh for Lent is it !! ahmmm....gave up working to stay at home for a certain length of....time

j1smithy

The metric system.

dubtom

I gave up giving up years ago.

IvySlayer

I thought I'd be a vegetarian. It's not going so well

Calibos

Adult 1: Why don't you believe in God?

Adult 2: To keep it simple, I'll say it boils down to not seeing the difference between a white bearded supernatural entity called God and a white bearded supernatural entity called Santa Claus

Adult 1: OMG! How dare you liken my precious beliefs to those of a child. I am deeply offended and will be suing you under blasphemy legistlation and will laugh when you are fined €25,000.

Adult 2: On a related note, What did you give up for lent?

Adult 1: Chocolate

Adult 2: I am sure your Lord Jesus Christ who died on the cross for your sins and whos alleged resurrection you celebrate in a few weeks really appreciates your chocolate sacrefice in his honour. I appologise for any offence I caused with my earlier comment. I didn't realise you took your faith so seriously...... :rolleyes:

Canis Lupus

I'm posting from the desert. I decided to take it seriously this year.

Pompey Magnus

Cocaine and Heroin. Almost 26 years clean now.

Sanjuro

Nothing. I've actually drank more over the last few weeks. Nothing to do with lent, which is one of the more ridiculous customs of Catholicism.

Wibbs

I recall reading somewhere that apparently one reason for lent was the harvest of the previous year used to run a bit thin at this time, so to take peoples mind off it the notion of self sacrfice came in.

Sanjuro

Ah, so another pagan ritual is adopted by the early church to make the transition from godless heathen to mindless devotee that bit easier. That makes a lot more sense than 'give up **** and video games cause Jesus died on the cross for ya.'

bonerm

Wibbs wrote: »

Girth

Mass.

(works on various levels, two in fact)

deman

I heard smoking and too much alcohol is bad for length (both of time and distance) so maybe I should think about giving those up.

bullpost

Sanjuro wrote: »

Nothing. I've actually drank more over the last few weeks. Nothing to do with lent, which is one of the more ridiculous customs of Catholicism.

I'd say in a country awash with alcohol its probably one of its smarter customs

FunGoose

I decided to give up paying my rength for length but my landlord went absolutely nuts so I sength him the rength, luckily I hadn't spenght every cength of it! I felt a bit bength giving in so easily but I don't wanna end up living in a tength ya know!

Its all good though cos I also gave up shmokingth.

hey lucozader, are we related? it seems we both have the same strange speech impediment!

homerjay2005

junk food. gave up ordering take aways. hopefully i will keep it up or at least only do it once a month.

also have cut down on alcohol consumption.

orourkeda

Farting, Belching, ****, Drinking and eating chocolate

Ah no only joking

jd007

I've never given up anything for lent and probably never will.

Coriolanus

jd007 wrote: »

I've never given up anything for lent and probably never will.

Ditto. The house'd be emptied of sweets and crisps, but sure the mammy couldn't keep an eye on me at school!

Useful.Idiot

Lent forever.

catiny

i gave up swearing, and it costs me €0.50 each time i swear!! was on €10 on ash wednesday!! only on €21 now tho!

aaand its paddy's day so i'm gonna curse myself hoarse!

Zwillinge

Fizzy drinks.

The headaches have been insane

entropi

Zwillinge wrote: »

Fizzy drinks.

The headaches have been insane

Stop bashing your head off a wall then:pac:

Giving up something for a religion i will never believe in...hmmm no it aint gonna happen:)