Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest
In the Play Pen: SarcasticFairy
-
15-03-2010 11:09pm#1Good news everyone. SarcasticFairy (or SarcFair, as she prefers to be known), our resident cutie pie, is due her sentence in the play pen!
I first met SarcasticFairy (or Racist Fairy Sac, as she's also known) in a bank! Then some stuff happened and now we're friends!
This is the first google image result for "Sarcastic Fairy"! I think it speaks far more about our favourite sardonic pixie (or Bombastic Sarcastic, as she often demands everyone call her) than words ever could!
You may begin!6
Comments
-
-
-
-
-
-
Advertisement
-
-
-
-
A Neurotic wrote: »
This is the first google image result for "Sarcastic Fairy"! I think it speaks far more about our favourite sardonic pixie (or Bombastic Sarcastic, as she often demands everyone call her) than words ever could!
You may begin!
It saddens me that a photo of my cat, then a photo of me a (ginger) toddler not longer comes up before herself in google image
Heaviest band you listen to?0 -
Questions I must get in (i.e. "our" questions
):
What is your favourite meaning of \o/?
If myself and Fad were to cover you in sparkly eyeshadow, what would be your colour of choice? :P
I promise I'll ask loads more, I'm just doing some tutorial prep work atm! 0 -
Advertisement
-
-
-
I'd like to point out, I'm not science-y so all science-y things will go over my head... As will most internet thingys. Just sayin'
D4RK ONION wrote: »FIRST!
Is this real life? The internet? Wha'?Ginja Ninja wrote: »do you care that D4RK was first? Nope! He is lovely
a kiss or a hug? Both? Prolly hugs if you really made me choose.
how's things in fairyland? Fairyland is a good place to be.
if you could change one thing,what would it be? Woah, that's general. About me? About the world? MOAR (superfast) BUSES *nod*The world is ending in a few minutes, you get to punch ONE person in the face.
Choose wisely.
I'm kinda little. I have tiny, ineffectual fists. I'd rather not punch anyone in the face; it'd be utterly pointless! There are better things you could be doing with your last few minutes to live, tbh0 -
-
D4RK ONION wrote: »Was me being first a bad thing?No! Your question confused me, but I am easily confused. I assume it comes with being a fairy Like I said, you're lovely! And someone had to be first! What kind of sick freak would go out with someone they met on the internet? EW. Imagine going out with someone from the internet...... You'd only pick up total creeps there.Extrasupervery wrote: »I spend a ridiculous amount of time talking to you anyhow. So I have no questions. I had very few questions for several people before me, for the same reason
Do you actually have a happy? I has a very huge happy right now 0 -
SarcasticFairy wrote: »I has a very huge happy right now
Do you find it embarrassing when others can see your massive happy, or brush it off as just one of those things?0 -
-
-
Hmm I'm gonna go through some of the questions I asked in Aoibheann's thread for a while. Great light, easy starting ground...
Will you ever do a tour of Ireland so we can all meet you (Obama-esq)? Sure! Why not! I like wandering
Favourite 3 songs ever? (Not sure if this is asked) TOO HARD. SO HARD. I don't have favourites... I don't have favourite anythings. I hate favourites. I'm too indecisive for favourites. I do love Set The Fire To The Third Bar by Snow Patrol though... It'll probably make any list of favourite songs I ever make...
Favourite musical artist? Favourite I'mma cheat and let last.fm tell you... Apparently my top 4 artists are Fall Out Boy, Snow Patrol, Girls Aloud, and Death Cab (I haven't scrobbled for like, several months, but anyway... I do love those four)
Favourite form of art? I'm not a very art-y person... I like insane make-up [artistry? :P] if that's any good?
Would you regard yourself as a person with alot of perserverance? I'm an obscenely stubborn person. Especially when it comes to people telling me I can't do stuff...
Favourite Queen song? Don't Stop Me Now? Is that even it's name? The one that's all "Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball..." or whatever
Favourite Florence and the Machine song? You've Got The Love, or Kiss With A Fist
Latest major turning point in your life? Dunno.... Starting college? It wasn't really a turn, so much as a continuation along the very straight road plan....
You are hanging at the precipice of a cliff, and there is an inevitably fatal fall of over 4000 meters into pointy rocks. Would you be able to haul yourself up or how long would you be able to hold on? I think Aoibheann said something similar, but I think people can do extraordinary things when they absolutely have to... Having said that, I have little or no upper body strength... Though, I do defy the laws of physics! Several people will testify! :P
Longest you reckon you'd be able to run? I used to run! I can/could run really fast, for fairly long distances... Now, I run for the bus, occassionally. So... as far as the bus stop is. I hate running now!
Would you run a marathon to save the world? Well, to save the world, I could probably stop hating running for a while
Did you ever lose hope during the Leaving Cert? Yes! So many times. Before, during, after... Pretty much never thought I'd get any form of Law and wanted to run away and live in a tree and whatnot, but like I said, I'm horribly stubborn. The Leaving Cert wasn't going to win
Any habits? I used to bite my nails... Horrible, horrible habit. Then I discovered I love nail varnish, so I growededed them. I have a habit of adding extra 'ed's to things? I have many, many habits, I'm sure... Other people would recognise them better than I would!
What do you like most about your college course? I like UCD itself, and the peoples there. The course itself is very meh this semester.. Though I do have several amazing lecturers I love so much I'll choose my future modules based on what they're lecturing :P
Least favourite routine? Morning? Routines in general? I love my bed too much, and I like seeing what happens as it happens as opposed to doing the same thing day in day out, as much as possible
What do you usually do when you're happy? As in what makes me happy? Because I don't really *do* anything when I'm happy... I'm usually happy doing something, no? Have I confused you? I've lost myself. People make me happy. I'm easily pleased. I'm quite happy mooching around doing nothin', so long as I'm with my friends/boyfriend/other people who make me happy
So many questions o_O
MOAR!
...Please 0 -
Word is she's very sarcastic, so I wouldn't expect the truth to be told.
I see no question... But D4RK ONION told me I wasn't sarcastic at all It saddens me that a photo of my cat, then a photo of me a (ginger) toddler not longer comes up before herself in google imageClearly since I pointed out you were obviously talking about me too much on your blog, you've stopped talking about me. Talk more, your cat'll come back, I assume :P
Heaviest band you listen to? Girls Aloud. *nod*
Er... Probably stuff you've made me listen to... I don't really like 'heavy' bands so much as some songs by heavy bands in which they don't screech a lotQuestions I must get in (i.e. "our" questions ):
What is your favourite meaning of \o/? Elf face
If myself and Fad were to cover you in sparkly eyeshadow, what would be your colour of choice? :P ALL THE COLOURS \o/
I promise I'll ask loads more, I'm just doing some tutorial prep work atm!No worries! Happy prep work! 0 -
Advertisement
-
-.- what kind of bank?
A bank-y kinda bank. One that was pretty bank like... >_>Favorite food?
FOOD! I love food. So many foods. Crepes with chocolate and jelly tots. (I've never tried that, but I'm trying to fit several favourite foods in one favourite food... It doesn't sound woeful!)What is your favourite song/ album?
I'mma choose Set The Fire To The Third Bar for the sake of the question...
Favourite album is nearly impossible because I usually don't listen to entire albums, more just random songs... I have several playlists, which I listen to, which are just basically all the random songs from random albums which I like, so I don't have to listen to the meh-y tracks on an album to hear the ones I like.... But when I'm particularly sad, I'll listen to The Fray's album (whatever's it's called.... The one with the famous song that was in Grey's Anatomy on it... I'm useless with names, in general) straight through. It doesn't make me particularly happy... I just do it... (It's definitely not my favourite album though...)
Sometimes I make little sense.0 -
-
How do you dress for college? Hoody and tracksuit job or do you put in a bit more effort, ie dress, skirt, something shiny? Bit of both?
Did you ever do any sort of make up course or is it just natural talent and a lot of experimentation?
Cats or dogs?
Peter Andre or Katie Price? And why??????
ETA: What has been your most unusal / interesting / weird chat roulette experience?0 -
A Neurotic wrote: »Do you find it embarrassing when others can see your massive happy, or brush it off as just one of those things?
I clearly announce it to the world... I do not wait for people to notice.
Much like Extrasupervery.Extrasupervery wrote: »That reminds me, remember the day I had an erection?
Craguls told me to tuck it into my waistband.
Oh how I love you people.
That was a good day.
:P0 -
-
Marital status? Ew, marriage. A Neurotic and Craguls tried to make me elope to Italy though. Only if it's Italy though.
... What all that means is, I have a boyfriend
last time you cried? Liiike... Saturday morning. Over something which was apparently nothing, but I'm silly.
Last time you laffed at the top of your lungs? Judgmental old people amused me endlessly todayHow do you dress for college? Hoody and tracksuit job or do you put in a bit more effort, ie dress, skirt, something shiny? Bit of both? Don't really do tracksuits, ever, tbh... But rarely put in much effort. So long as it matches, it's grand. I
skirts and dresses, but equally love jeans. And my giant purple hoodie... Basically I wear whatever happens to be easiest to pull out of my wardrobe
I also currently have hoodies belonging to Extrasupervery and Fad... Must stop stealing hoodies. :P I do love them though! So comfy
Did you ever do any sort of make up course or is it just natural talent and a lot of experimentation? Nope! Really wanna do one though! I assume "Er, I taught myself using YouTube" is not how one gets a job :P
Cats or dogs? Neither? Cats creep me out a bit (Fad's cat is the creepiest cat EVER... :P) and I'm terrified of dogs. Like, seriously petrified.
Peter Andre or Katie Price? And why??????Peter Andre seems like the lesser of two evils, but I think they're both idiots tbh... Sort your lives out in private plzktnx, you've got 4 kids who'll be haunted by your idiocy.
ETA: What has been your most unusal / interesting / weird chat roulette experience? Never used it
MOAR questions! 0 -
-
TheCardHolder wrote: »Oxegen, yay or nay? Never been... This year's line up? MEH.
Best gig you've been to? Snow Patrol last February... I got random free tickets, didn't really know them that well at the time (to the point where myself and a friend thought the support act was them... White Lies, Snow Patrol, whatevs.) and loved them forever by the end of it. Gary Lightbody =
Best live band in the world? I pick Snow Patrol again, because the questions are kinda similar, and I am tired. :P
Last movie to make you cry? Can't remember the last movie I watched, never mind made me cry >_< BUT The Notebook didn't make me cry, which I'm pretty sure means I fail at being a girl....
Last movie to make you laugh until you cried? Errr... yeah, memory fail. I did go to see The Hangover the day after LC results, while still completely wasted, which made it beyond hilarious!
Strangest thing thats happened when you were on a bus? Strange things happen to me almost daily on buses. So many buses, everyday. So many strange people. Last week, an oldish man got on and started ranting at me about how I should be in the kitchen, getting "a bit of dinner out" and telling me I shouldn't be on the bus and such.... and was deadly serious... o_O That's probably the strangest lately...
What do you love doing more than anything? Mooching.
What do you hate having to do? Spend a large fraction of my day on buses.
White or dark chocolate? White!
Favourite joke? Em.... I dunno
One of my best friends came in to me the other day and said "Why did Jack fall off the swing?" And I was all, dunnooo... And she was like "Because he was hit by a fridge"... That isn't funny at all, but we laughed for a stupidly long time... Maybe you just have to know her...
Har, my questions made a pyramid. :cool: My answers did not 0 -
-
Advertisement
-
-
-
-
-
-
how awful is it being based up in the arsehole of nowhere in UCD??? Me? Attend lectures in Roebuck? Aha. So far away.degausserxo wrote: »What do you like most about yourself? Ahm... I hate these types of questions... I do like being horribly stubborn and determined. That or being little. Despite the endless jokes about being little (I'm not *actually* that tiny, like... ;_; ).KnifeWRENCH wrote: »I put it to you that you are neither sarcastic nor a fairy. How does it feel to turn boards.ie into a house of lies with your misleading username? Says the man claiming to be a KnifeWRENCH? At least I'm kinnnda fairy-like. I'm never sarcastic though. Ever. 0
-
Advertisement
-
-
If you could travel anywhere right now, where'd you like to go? London. London is my favourite place in the world. I haven't seen most of the world, but London feels like home.
Do you like Ireland? S'grand. S'no London, but even if I were to live in London, I'd prolly like to come back here eventually, when I'm like... old.
Favourite type of movie? Comedy, I guess? Don't really watch movies all that much..
Favourite movie ever? I wrote a blog on this recently, and concluded that I do not, in fact, have a favourite films. I don't even have films that I kinda like. It's all a bit meh. So I reverted to my childhood, and chose Toy Story. I do love Toy Story. Third one is out sooooon. \o/ (I am a big child.)
Internet or TV? Internet. I'm equally meh about tv as I am about films. Though there are a coupld of shows I do watch pretty religiously.
Favourite coloured pen? I like using pink and orange pens, in alternation, for headings. Also, I'll only use black pen if I reaaalllllyyy have to. I only like writing in blue. (Crazy pen habits.... My notes are amazingly neat, though.)
Are you an early bird or more or a night owl? Yeah, I don't like mornings. Luckily doing Law means I'm in at 4 most days, meaning I can avoid them for the mostpart \o/
iTunes or Windows Media Player or other? I really do not like iTunes, but WMP doesn't play whole songs on my laptop, for some reason... So, I rarely use either
Firefox or Internet Explorer or other? Chrome!
Why did you choose to do Law? Meh, just gonna copy this from my blog.
"Since I was 8 (Ish? Pretty sure I was 8. Whatever. I was about the same height I am now, only I looked even younger. S’all that matters.) I’ve wanted to be a barrister. My uncle from Australia was home, and he asked me if I knew what I wanted to be when I grew up, and I thought for about a nanosecond, and said “A lawyer”. I have no idea why. If I were to go back, and he was to ask me the same thing, I would say, “Eh Paul, I’m 8. My main concerns include how to get off school and still be allowed out to play, and finding a way to have chocolate for dinner. I do not have time to consider what I want to do with the rest of my entire life; I have more important things to attend to, kay?” Anyway. We were in Achill at the time, with various members of my extended family, and we were all having dinner, and he announced I wanted to be a lawyer. An 8 year old who knows what she wants from life is impressive, in fairness. The fact I probably based my decision on the fact that I’d seen Judge Judy the previous day (Achill does not have decent tv. It just doesn’t.) and my fickle little mind just thought, “Ah sure, I’ll shout at people. Good times.”, because really, that’s all she does. She’s all cynical and sarcastic and amazing. And this is clearly how real courtrooms work, duh! Hmm. Then my Nana, bless her, was extremely proud of this, and began questioning me about the whys and hows and whens of this decision. “Er, listen Lady, he asked. I answered. Pretty much the basis of my decision right there… I just want chocolate, and I’ll be off, kay?”." Yeah... that's pretty much how it happened. I do find it interesting though, which is mostly why I decided not to abandon the idea
Has the recession impacted your life much, if so, in what way? Not really. I wanna move out next year, but I have no job, and no real way of getting a job because I'm not very experienced, and well, there are no jobs, which means I can't afford to fund moving out myself. Before the recession I prolly would'a asked my Mam to pay for it, but it's not completely necessary that I leave home, and I don't want to put any kinda unneeded pressure on her now.. So kinda, but not really?
Top 5 favourite lyrics (I gave you 5! Surely you can choose! :P)? Remind me to come back to this later! I lyrics, but I'm in the library, and this requires thinking and music.
Favourite/least favourite thing about secondary school? My year were really lovely people, who I mostly got on with... It wasn't all that cliquey, like most years, which was kinda nice! Least favourite would be my LC maths teacher. She ruined my love of maths.
Furthest away country you've ever travelled to? I haven't been outside Europe! Was supposed to go to San Francisco last Summer, but that didn't go ahead for so many reasons. So, eh, the Canaries? I dunno. I don't like maps.
Ever travelled to any unusual places? Not really
Are you sarcastic IRL? NEVER. :P
Do you read, if so, any favourite books? I stopped reading just before the Leaving Cert and I only started reading again in January. I used to love reading, though. Favourite books? MEH. :P 0 -
Sorry Kate! Somehow missed your questions >_<What would be the first thing you'd buy if you won the lotto? Some kinda place to sleep near UCD? Or a car (A turquoisey blue mini cooper.)... or shares in various make-up companies, and lots of dresses. But I'd probably actually do things like pay off my Mam's mortgage and such first...
If you could only visit one other country in the world where would you go? Dunnooo. Too hard. The world's huge. I've always wanted to go to Australia, even though I'd burn to pieces what with being obscenely pale... There's various parts of America I'd like to wander around... I have no desire to see Asia, really. Oh, and I still haven't been to France, and I like the idea of France, so there too. (This works much like favourites. I don't deal well with choosing :P)
If your house was on fire, what would the first thing you'd save be (assuming people and pets were out already)? Photos seem like a silly thing to save, but my walls are covered in photos I love, and I couldn't just reprint most of them if they were burned. I could technically replace most of my other stuff... (That, or I'd abandon sentimentality and pile up my laptops, my make-up, and my bed, and run. I love my bed so much.)hitlersson666 wrote: »If boards were to end tomorrow how would you cope? Meh. I don't post that much, really. I've met some epic people through it, but it wouldn't be the end of the world if the site itself died. Though, I'd have little to flick through when bored (I'd have to like, read actual books. Ew. :P)
Can you fairy me up some moneys as well please? 'Fraid not. I have very few superpowers/magic-y powers. I just float through life, the airy fairy kinda fairy!0 -
-
-
Advertisement
-
-
-
-
-
-
You get to do Obama's some random celebrity's (Who you absolutely love) make - up for some big party or something.
What way do you do it and why? Also, who is the celebrity?
Can I use pictures? I'm bad at describing things, and to anyone lacking in interest in make-up, words will mean nothing. Anyway, pictures are prettier!
I would prefer to do stuff like this all day:
But you can't really do stuff like that on most people cos it'll just make them feel self conscious cos people stare when you put more than one colour on your eyes/get any way dramatic, and also, it's like, a sin to match your clothes to your make-up. Much like over-plucking your eyebrows. I'll get preachy on either of those topics. :P
With this in mind, I'd stick to greys. And lots of eyeliner. So much eyeliner. I smudgey eyeliner. But, my laptop is failing me, and so is google, so you'll have to use your imaginations... Something along the lines of:
Only MOAR eyeliner, all smudged up on the lower rim. And liquid liner on the upper lash line, with an understated flick.
Or this one, cos it's sparkley. (MOAR eyeliner.)
I have little interest in celebrities, tbh... But I'd probably choose Taylor Momsen, the Olsens, or Audrey Tatou, because I would like to be them all (for no real reason in particular...).
Glad you asked now? :P
Also, ooh look thumbnails! Meant to put in proper sized images, but meh to changing them now... You get the idea!
EDIT: Those images are from xsparkage and petrilude, who are like, my make-up heroes. 0 -
-
Paddy's Day: Yey or nay? I normally hate Paddy's Day, but this one looks like it's gonna be fuuuun!Ginja Ninja wrote: »happiest moment of your life? Ahm... Ahhhhmmm. Nothing spectacular's ever really happened to me... that I can think of... I dunno, it doesn't take a lot to make me happy, so there are random moments where I think "I could not be happier" but... no stand out best moment EVAR.
saddest moment of your life? This is sorta random, but the first time I ever really experienced someone I was anyway close to, dying, was when my best friend's Dad died. He used to mind me after school, and was kinda like a Daddy figure man for me (My own Dad isn't a part of my life where I can control it.) so I took that pretty badly. I'm kinda lucky in that that's my only real experience of death... Other than that it's just random sad moments.
so,are you and grace the same person yet? Not quite. We're working on it, though. If I can just figure out how to grow an inch...... :P
describe your OH in one word? ...Ew, OH. I wouldn't ever describe him as my OH, anyway! But... um... sarcastic?
describe yourself in one word Badatansweringquestionslikethese.
did the apostrophe make that much difference? It really did. *nod* Several people wouldn't join because of it. Something had to be done.
are you a self confessed grammer nazi? I am. I only point things out when they *really* need to be pointed out/I want to be annoying though.Quick backround question for anyone to answer: Did Grace with in the Leaving Cert Blog in 2009?
That was indeed Gracie 0 -
Where do you see yourself in 10 years time? Originally the plan was to be a barrister by then, but now I'm not so sure. I could do something law-y, or I could go into make-up artistry, or writing of some description would be nice (though, I don't think that'd work professionally because I don't like being told to write, and what to write on) so now I don't have a plan. I'm too stubborn to drop out of college, so no matter what I'll finish my degree and after that, I'll wander until I find something I'm happy doing
Do you think you made the right decision in attending UCD? Yes. I really do wish it wasn't so far away, but as a college, I do love it. It's also technically supposed to have a better law school, when you look at where its alumni are now, but meh. People are pretty nice, college is grand, I have the McDermotts (Lecturers I love...). And lovely boardsies!
Was UCD your first choice? Nope. Trinity was!
If you couldn't do Law, what course would you study? I prolly wouldn't be in University. I had primary teaching down on my CAO as well, but primary teaching would never make me happy... I'd probably have done some kind of make-up course thing (Make up artistry - I'd never want to be a beautician). I played with the idea of running to London, and doing a course there (Spent so many careers classes looking at some course in some kinda art college there, and trying to convince my careers teacher that Make-Up Artistry > Law, but he told me I was too clever for that
What is your favourite childhood memory? One of my cousins is also one of my best friends. There's only about 6 months between us and we spent almost our entire childhoods together. Pretty much anything involving her is a gooood memory.
Do you have a favourite photo? Who's in it? Where/When was it taken? I love my photos from when I was little... and the one's from when I went to Barcelona on an exchange... and there's a photo from my graduation with a load of the girls in it, which I love... So many photos I love! Don't make me choose!soccymonster wrote: »Me or deise? Deisemonster *nod*
John or edward? Edward. I'm not really sure why.
What would you order in a chinese? The least chinese-y thing I could find. I don't like chinese food I'm a horribly picky eater in general...
And your fave cheeeeese please?!'MELTED cheese. (White cheddar? I don't really like cheese very much, and I really don't like strong cheeses...)msbrightside wrote: »Are you a sporty person? No... but I used to run, and was on a tag-rugby team... and I used to swim. But I don't *like* sports.
Do/Did you play any musical instruments? Nope I'd love to be able to play the piano, but am too lazy to go about learning... One day!
Favourite TV show, if any? Grey's Anatomy (Though, Glee and Gossip Girl are also made of win...)
Daddy or chips? Pfffft. That's not even a choice. Chips 0 -
-
Advertisement
This discussion has been closed.
Advertisement