Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

The DEVIL...anyone met him?.

Options
2

Comments

  • Options
    #32
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    ChocolateSauce wrote: »
    Perhaps the only thing stupider than believing in the devil is believing an all loving and all powerful god would allow him to exist.

    Well, if the god was all loving he'd love the devil, and if he was all knowing he'd realise that the light of a good deed shines brightest in contrast to acts most foul.

    Just sayin's all...


  • Options
    #33
    MaybeLogic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭MaybeLogic


    ChocolateSauce wrote: »
    Perhaps the only thing stupider than believing in the devil is believing an all loving and all powerful god would allow him to exist.

    Exactly. As if they aren't 2 aspects of the personality of the one Supreme Being. :rolleyes:


  • Options
    #34
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    846218-thierry-henry-soccer.jpg

    The devil


  • Options
    #35
    Ickle Magoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    Winty wrote: »
    That old boy has done 70,000 in 25 years that 7.6 per day with no days off.

    I smell Bull ****

    That'll be the brimstone...


  • Options
    #36
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Found him. He's actually a jolly chap.



  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #37
    MaybeLogic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭MaybeLogic


    WindSock wrote: »
    Found him. He's actually a jolly chap.


    The Devil is crap at lip-synching.


  • Options
    #38
    Slugs
    Registered Users Posts: 1,282 ✭✭✭Slugs


    Every time I look in the mirror...


  • Options
    #39
    anto2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 221 ✭✭anto2


    The Devil is an evil force in the World with many heads .One of who is Charles Manson .God is a force for good in the World ( he is love ) and one of his heads in this world is the Dalai Lama IMO !


  • Options
    #40
    The Devil.
    Registered Users Posts: 26 ✭The Devil.


    How's the form lads?


  • Options
    #41
    BaconZombie
    Registered Users Posts: 8,811 ✭✭✭BaconZombie


    Are you talking about " The Devil " or " The Super Devil "?


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #42
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    MaybeLogic wrote: »
    The Devil is crap at lip-synching.

    Or so he would have you believe.

    Check out the full version

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S8OsJOP4Bw


    Everytime I hear it, he lulz me into a hypnotic trance. It has to be him!


  • Options
    #43
    Noopti
    Registered Users Posts: 2,776 ✭✭✭Noopti


    Wouldn't it be great to be married by the Chief Exorcist? He could marry you and take care of the mother in law in one fell swoop.....

    *gets coat*


  • Options
    #44
    j1974
    Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭j1974


    MaybeLogic wrote: »
    The Devil's got a new book coming out?


    yes its called, " will there ever be a rainbow" by Montgomery C. byrnes!


  • Options
    #45
    MaybeLogic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭MaybeLogic


    WindSock wrote: »
    Or so he would have you believe.

    Check out the full version

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S8OsJOP4Bw


    Everytime I hear it, he lulz me into a hypnotic trance. It has to be him!

    The ginger placing of the feet could be indicative of cloven hoovery.
    However, I would need to hear it backwards to give a definitive answer.


  • Options
    #46
    j1974
    Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭j1974


    The Devil. wrote: »
    How's the form lads?



    I've just stopped laffin now. F*ckin classic post!!!! I love it.:D


  • Options
    #47
    bullpost
    Registered Users Posts: 4,221 ✭✭✭bullpost


    Saw a man on the tele with a placard stating that Salman Rushdie is the devil.

    I know his books can be a bit tedious but I thought that was a bit extreme.


  • Options
    #48
    GrizzlyMan
    Registered Users Posts: 957 ✭✭✭GrizzlyMan


    The Devil. wrote: »
    How's the form lads?


    hahahahaha Brilliant


  • Options
    #49
    Paddy Samurai
    Registered Users Posts: 3,014 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    The Devil. wrote: »
    How's the form lads?

    :eek:That you?

    This is like something the real devil would do.Sign on as the Devil to convince us he does'nt exist
    The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.


  • Options
    #50
    star.chaser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭star.chaser


    his dandruff is great stuff


  • Options
    #51
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    i met him after his gig last summer :)

    http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/8213685/Eagles+of+Death+Metal+Jesse+The+Devil+Hughes.jpg


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #52
    christina_x
    Registered Users Posts: 701 ✭✭✭christina_x


    nipplenuts wrote: »
    OP, possibly.........

    How come the devil is still male? Feminazis have laid claim to god being female, how is it they don't recognise how much more they have in common with the devil than they do god and assimilate him/her into their mileu?


    because hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...
    were so much worse, hell doesnt quite measure up ;)


  • Options
    #53
    Antbert
    Registered Users Posts: 649 ✭✭✭Antbert


    The Devil. wrote: »
    How's the form lads?
    Pleased to meet you.


  • Options
    #54
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    star.chaser wrote: »
    his dandruff is great stuff

    God's way of telling you you're making too much money.


  • Options
    #55
    Krusader
    Registered Users Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Krusader


    I met him on a train in Spain
    played Poker with him and the bástard bet me


  • Options
    #56
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,068 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Doesn't the '3rd Secret of Fatima' foretell the infiltration by Satan of the Catholic Church and the shooting dead of Bishops & Priests?

    Let's see how it pans out!


  • Options
    #57
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    His official title is "Taioseach"!


  • Options
    #58
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    He made work for my thumbs once.

    That was a fun day! Got off to a slow start though


  • Options
    #59
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,635 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Some say he's dead and buried in Killarney.


  • Options
    #60
    The Devil.
    Registered Users Posts: 26 ✭The Devil.


    Fago! wrote: »
    His official title is "Taioseach"!

    I've nothing to do with him and his pack of wasters,
    The Devil gets things done.


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #61
    Xluna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,329 ✭✭✭Xluna


    I shook hands with him earlier,but it was so cold the little fecker dissapeared.:confused:


Advertisement