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"Bell-ending"

  • 13-03-2010 11:18am
    #1
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭


    In the tradition of wacky news, a la Outlawpete, just found this article about a policeman who...
    wrote a blog post about rubbing the tip of his penis over a female colleague's police car.The site, written under the pseudonym Farbror Blå (Uncle Blue), revealed tales of the policeman and his officer friend engaging in the practice of ollning ("bell-ending") as a practical joke.


    According to The Local, a post on the blog read: "When the girls had driven around for an hour or so in the bell-ended police car we had a chat with them and revealed our bell-ending exploits.

    http://www.thelocal.se/25436/20100309/

    Do you think this will catch on with the Irish Gardai?


Comments

  • #2
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Aaa... frankly I'm speechless!
    Crikey!
    Well aaa...
    What I am trying to say is...

    What the fcuk!


  • #3
    The Walsho
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,251 ✭✭✭The Walsho


    Tame. Could have at least jizzed.


  • #4
    Elenxor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 485 ✭✭Elenxor


    Biggins wrote: »
    Aaa... frankly I'm speechless!
    Crikey!
    Well aaa...
    What I am trying to say is..OTE]

    Ipsos facto Biggins:D


  • #5
    citizen_p
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    sexual harrassment.....Gardai


  • #6
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Swedes, it's all about sex with them.


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  • #7
    Elenxor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 485 ✭✭Elenxor


    Mousey- wrote: »
    sexual harrassment.....Gardai[/QUOTE

    Mmmmmmm.....Could they be wearing their hats please!!!!:D


  • #8
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    Mmmmmmm.....Could they be wearing their hats please!!!!:D
    They would probably cock that up aswell:)[/QUOTE]


  • #9
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    What a bunch of d1ck-heads.


    (Too obvious and not really that funny.)


  • #10
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    I remember Frank Skinner said he done that with the Premier League trophy, gave him a laugh when Roy Keane kissed it


  • #11
    Atavan-Halen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,183 ✭✭✭✭Atavan-Halen


    Male police officer: "Haha I totally rubbed my penis all over your car b*tch! *high fives colleague*"

    Female police officer: :confused:


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  • #12
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    It was pretty lame to do it in the first place, and to then brag about it online makes it just pathetic.


  • #13
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    I love the Swedes, they be mad :D

    So basically these cops rubbed their knobs over parts of the cars their female colleagues would touch.

    Like something Beavis and Butthead would do if they were cops:

    Butthead: "Huh huh .. huh huh ... they touched the steering wheel dude"

    Beavis: "Yeh yeh .. huh huh .. that's where your knob was ... huh huh .. sluts"


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