If you could give one piece of advice

MonkeyTennis

to your fellow boardsies from your own experiences what would it be?

Mine would be

Never have a wallet full of important bank cards attached to a set of important keys .. they are losable

Daemos

Never pour petrol into a saucer and light it indoors

alwaysadub

Don't eat yellow snow

namloc1980

wear sunscreen!

OutlawPete

Don't ask a barber if you need a haircut :cool:

Proxy

Don't go looking for advice in AH?

bonzodog2

Don't answer the phone when you're doing the ironing!
[not actually from experience....]

Jax Teller

namloc1980 wrote: »

wear sunscreen!

damn you anyway
type faster so other people dont write what your thinkin

Borneo Fnctn

During this time, I intend to teach you the Shaolin poem
The rules and commandments, that void, deceit
Cruelty and unkindness, always help the weak
Never despise the poor, always respect yourself

Elenxor

Never ever take a laxative and a sleeping tablet together

Never ever vote Fianna Fáil again.

Kiera

Dont give out your number to idiots.

Dudess

If you travel back in time, who gives a sh1t if even the slightest touch could alter the course of history? You're travelling back in time ffs - go nuts!

Bolag_the_2nd

waiting for the "i would advise not to post on this thread" person to post, tick tick tick!

The Master

"Disregard Females - Acquire Currency"

MonkeyTennis

yes i can see some of you are drawing deeply from personal experience:p

Lu Tze

Heed my every word.

AfterDusk

Disregard any advice you get in this thread :pac:

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Dont sweat the small stuff

Diabhal Beag

Time your ****s properly. You don't want one coming before you leave for work.

Please wear conoms too

OutlawPete

Advice from Mr. Rock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8

Do what I say, not what I do.

corglass

look after your teeth, there infinately easier to look after in the first place then repair afterwards.

Bolag_the_2nd

be sure its a fart before you squeeze!!!!!!!! :eek:

Nolanger

When you buy something in a shop always ask for a receipt. Not only is this proof of purchase but usually the cashier won't know how to produce the receipt from the till and you'll hold up the queue!

Ronan Keating

Buy Boyzone albums. Forget about Take That.

brendansmith

Kill till you die

brendansmith

Death to false metal.

Scarydoll

Don't wear hooker shoes with a bunny suit.

Erren Music

one of your friends hates you

try and find them quickly

Erren Music

Nolanger wrote: »

When you buy something in a shop always ask for a receipt. Not only is this proof of purchase but usually the cashier won't know how to produce the receipt from the till and you'll hold up the queue!

top VIZ magazine tip

pimpmyace

don't chew your toe nails in front of other people

InTheTrees

It doesnt make you look cool.

McChubbin

Kneel before Zod.

El Siglo

"I'll keep it short and sweet; Family, Religion, Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. When opportunity knocks, you don't want to be driving to a maternity hospital or sitting in some phony-baloney church. Or synagogue."

The Sweeper

Emigrating won't fix your life. It will just change it, and bring a whole host of new problems.

worded

Here is my tip.

Dont keep glass light bulbs in your back pockets.

brendansmith

Dont start smoking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebN17xoJbLg

Listen to the man.

msg11

If it's not broken don't fit it

brendansmith

msg11 wrote: »

If it's not broken don't fix it

'Fitted' your post!

teddy_303

Don't trust whitey..ever.

landsleaving

Don't believe the hype.

(Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh BOIEEEEEEEEEEEEE)

seanybiker

dont be a menace to south central while drinking juice in the hood.

Genghis Peetree

Don't forget dog ****'s not a free cigar

Duggy747

Don't trust women

If your penniless bum of a mate needs a loan then, for fùck sake, don't give them a single coin!!

Stop using Limewire and annoying us techies with your diseased computers. I don't care if you don't remember downloading swap.avi videos of kittens and puppies :pac:

Turkish prisons aren't as nice as people state

K4t

Appreciate family.

seanybiker

Dont stop believing

brendansmith

Fear means pain.

McChubbin

Never trust a man who, when left in a room all alone with a tea cosy, doesn't attempt to try it on!

brendansmith

Always fear the night

Hagar

Be kind.