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Do I make you horny?

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  • #2
    Jason McCabe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 826 ✭✭✭Jason McCabe


    jesus that would be great for scratching the back of ur sack


  • #3
    gagiteebo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 524 ✭✭✭gagiteebo


    http://news.xinhuanet.com/english2010/photo/2010-03/08/c_13201817.htm

    What do ye make of this then?

    The divil? :P


  • #4
    longshanks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    i'd ride her sideways


  • #5
    Silverfish
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,698 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    She looks happy about it. Probably the only horn she's had in years.


  • #6
    Jax Teller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,763 ✭✭✭Jax Teller


    Horny devil


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  • #7
    magma69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,629 ✭✭✭magma69


    longshanks wrote: »
    i'd ride her sideways
    Did you grow a horn upon seeing that picture?


  • #8
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    gagiteebo wrote: »
    What do ye make of this then?

    If I was so inclined I could probably hunt her in the wild, cut the horn off, file it down into a fine powder and make an impotence cure out of it.


  • #9
    df1985
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    so many possible horn jokes!


  • #10
    kravmaga
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,982 ✭✭✭kravmaga


    hope I will be able to grow a horn that size if I get to a 100yrs:)


  • #11
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Penis


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  • #12
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Bet they bury her in Killarney.


  • #13
    congo_90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,339 ✭✭✭congo_90




  • #14
    the keen edge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,533 ✭✭✭the keen edge


    If she lived in the UK she'd get a letter from the Queen, in China you get a horn. She'll probably be sent out to harrow/plough a field with it. Thats how you climb up the GNP rankings.


  • #15
    mud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    Rented Mule wrote: »
    Bet they bury her in Killarney.

    I reckon it'll be Kilcock :pac:


  • #16
    RonMexico
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,916 ✭✭✭RonMexico


    Poor woman, she had to wait 100 years before she could reveal herself to the Jedi and have her revenge.


  • #17
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Horny b****


  • #18
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Make a 69 interesting :cool:


  • #19
    spinandscribble
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,000 ✭✭✭spinandscribble


    shes got a second one growing on the other side! *scared*


  • #20
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Any info on what condition causes that? Reminds me of that guy that's turning into a tree

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DStwXsmZ3OE


  • #21
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    If thats not a sign that she's going to hell then I don't know what is!


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  • #22
    DetectivFoxtrot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,601 ✭✭✭DetectivFoxtrot


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Any info on what condition causes that? Reminds me of that guy that's turning into a tree

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DStwXsmZ3OE

    you're kidding right.
    pics?!


  • #23
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    DetectivFoxtrot wrote: »
    you're kidding right.
    pics?!

    Check out the YouTube link :)


  • #24
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Thats impressive!!


  • #25
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    ScumLords gonna be pisssssed.


  • #26
    kildare9
    Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭kildare9


    mud wrote: »
    I reckon it'll be Kilcock :pac:

    Haha


  • #27
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Interesting how a second horn appears to be just starting on the right-hand side
    RonMexico wrote: »
    Poor woman, she had to wait 100 years before she could reveal herself to the Jedi and have her revenge.

    So does that make her Darth Mouldy?


  • #28
    DetectivFoxtrot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,601 ✭✭✭DetectivFoxtrot


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Check out the YouTube link :)

    sorry - read the post too quick missed the linkie :o

    is it wrong that I laughed at the clip? I mean, it's serious at first. and then he lights up a smoke holding it between his branch like fingers, that sh1t's a fire hazard right there.


  • #29
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Any info on what condition causes that? Reminds me of that guy that's turning into a tree

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DStwXsmZ3OE

    The comments on the video are hilarious. All fake fake fake, whena actually its true.
    gagiteebo wrote: »
    http://news.xinhuanet.com/english2010/photo/2010-03/08/c_13201817.htm

    What do ye make of this then?

    The divil? :P

    Nah. Cancer


  • #30
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Any info on what condition causes that? Reminds me of that guy that's turning into a tree

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DStwXsmZ3OE

    Why did you not embedd the video url, URL? :p


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  • #31
    MaybeLogic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭MaybeLogic


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Any info on what condition causes that? Reminds me of that guy that's turning into a tree

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DStwXsmZ3OE

    There was a whole gang of them dudes, from Indonesia, on a National Geographic doc. They all have different skin conditions and hang around together.
    You gotta be messed up to get in their gang.


  • #32
    the keen edge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,533 ✭✭✭the keen edge


    DetectivFoxtrot wrote: »
    sorry - read the post too quick missed the linkie :o

    is it wrong that I laughed at the clip? I mean, it's serious at first. and then he lights up a smoke holding it between his branch like fingers, that sh1t's a fire hazard right there.

    Ah, he probably uses some water based ronseal product as a fire retardant/moisturiser of sorts. I say his life insurance is invalid if he doesn't reapply a coat once a year.:)


  • #33
    Iwasfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    It's a fake.


  • #34
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    MaybeLogic wrote: »
    There was a whole gang of them dudes, from Indonesia, on a National Geographic doc. They all have different skin conditions and hang around together.
    You gotta be messed up to get in their gang.

    Their club did seem a bit overly-exclusive alright. Perhaps they should branch out?


  • #35
    DetectivFoxtrot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,601 ✭✭✭DetectivFoxtrot


    MaybeLogic wrote: »
    There was a whole gang of them dudes, from Indonesia, on a National Geographic doc. They all have different skin conditions and hang around together.
    You gotta be messed up to get in their gang.

    yeh, you wood.*


    *gettit? i'm here all week :P


  • #36
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    DetectivFoxtrot wrote: »
    yeh, you wood.*


    *gettit? i'm here all week :P

    Think it's time for you to leaf.


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  • #37
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Why did you not embedd the video url, URL? :p

    People could be eating, I wooden* want to put them off their food =p

    *dammit, it's been done already :mad:
    MaybeLogic wrote: »
    There was a whole gang of them dudes, from Indonesia, on a National Geographic doc. They all have different skin conditions and hang around together.
    You gotta be messed up to get in their gang.

    Yeah I think I saw that docu. It's so weird, apparently some of them have made a lot of money selling their stories to the media etc, so I guess they can make it work for themselves


  • #38
    Boxfresh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Boxfresh


    That's more like it. She looks prettier now.

    horndog.jpg


  • #39
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    The threads were merged and my two posts look perfect side by side

    My comic timing is so good, it happens naturally :D


  • #40
    Boxfresh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Boxfresh


    She lost her mojo.

    hornless.jpg


  • #41
    Winty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,033 ✭✭✭Winty


    Looking Good !

    http://www.siasat.com/english/news/chinese-woman-zhang-ruifang-aged-101-grows-devil-horn


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  • #42
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Haha, wicked...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRR8Y0axNvU


  • #43
    molloyjazz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 353 ✭✭molloyjazz


    cool can't wait to see the other one


  • #44
    Winty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,033 ✭✭✭Winty


    Do you know how to attach the image so you dont have to clink on the link?
    I can do it


  • #45
    keithg89
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 222 ✭✭keithg89


    I really had high hopes for this thread. Biggest letdown ever . OP should be banned:p


  • #46
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Indeed I often grow a 'horn' looking at Chinese women :D

    'Horn', geddit!

    As in an erection!








    I hate myself


  • #47
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Embedding images in After Hours is disabled. Hohohohohohoho!


  • #48
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Luciano Flat Wheel wrote: »
    Haha, wicked...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRR8Y0axNvU

    Um....that's Vietnam.


  • #49
    Winty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,033 ✭✭✭Winty


    Ruu wrote: »
    Embedding images in After Hours is disabled. Hohohohohohoho!

    Cheers Ruu, I have been trying for an hour and starter to think I was thick


  • #50
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    I would pay to have horns I think. Can you imagine turning up for mass on a Sunday with a pair!


  • #51
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Um....that's Vietnam.

    England also.


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