I think we should declare the cuckoo's nest a soverign country

PISTOLS AT DAWN

okay, we first need soldiers to make sure we dont get annexed, we need about 3 or 4 to keep us defended so we don't get annexed by ireland. either that or theres an irish equivalent of rambo so we can kill them all with someone shouting un-understandable profanities at them.

secondly, what we need to do is set up a provisional government controlled by the first 5 people who post here (including me so theres 4 places left) and declare ourselves independant of ireland.

then we need to decide what to call ourselves as a country, and a flag, national anthem etc.



oh yeah we need a landmass to invade too. ill take suggestions as to where to invade first.

UPDATE: governmental positions:
PISTOLS AT DAWN: pretty cool guy who has 2 places on the council and doesnt afraid of anything.
Nerin: general of the peoples army of the cuckoo's nest (name is a work in progress)
Deki: minister of trade, and by trade i mean we export food/we get guns to stop ourselves getting annexed
drunkmonkey: minister of finance and beach resources (we need to get those seashells somewhere)
Cicero and Hank_Jones: food and drink executives.

Nerin

Tag me in. I'll kill people and rule this new nation with an iron fist. we should invade costa rica

PISTOLS AT DAWN

Nerin wrote: »

Tag me in. I'll kill people and rule this new nation with an iron fist. we should invade costa rica

ok then, we have ourselves a general! now we just need other people to help run the place

also, this post declares me as 2 people on the governmental council of our new country. shweeeet

Deki

Two people? I guess you think that makes you entitled?

Matt Holck

WE hereby resolve to solve issues without the support of superiors

Nerin

Matt Holck wrote: »

WE hereby resolve to solve issues without the support of superiors

*points*
Drag him to the gallows!

Matt Holck

At least,
I managed to delime the Dish Washer before it was over

drunkmonkey

Propose myself as Minister for Finance

Nerin you haven't got sign off for those gallows yet;)

Cicero

Poster number 6...ah well...that rules me out for government....can I be in charge of wine and food?....make a decent home made pasta with home made pesto and I know my Shiraz from my Cotes du Rhone...??

Hank_Jones

I want a position that isn't very hard and allows me to relax.

Official beer/cider etc taster for the new state.

Now this is going to be an important position, so there should be a large salary attached.

Fago!

I think we should re-name it when it is declared a country. Su-im like "The Place" "Kerrygold Nation" or "Nowhere"

PISTOLS AT DAWN

Cicero wrote: »

Poster number 6...ah well...that rules me out for government....can I be in charge of wine and food?....make a decent home made pasta with home made pesto and I know my Shiraz from my Cotes du Rhone...??

Hank_Jones wrote: »

I want a position that isn't very hard and allows me to relax.

Official beer/cider etc taster for the new state.

Now this is going to be an important position, so there should be a large salary attached.

I hereby elect you two as chief food and drink executives. you shall be paid 6000 seashells (equivalent to €3000) per week.
btw: poison all outgoing food for ****s and gigs

Matt Holck wrote: »

WE hereby resolve to solve issues without the support of superiors

well the gallows need breaking in... ITS NOOSING TIME BABY

Matt Holck

you've been a nothing but nuisance for months