The sky is falling in! You have 10 minutes!

epgc3fyqirnbsx

This is not a joke!

Ok, its not exactly true but suppose it was, and you have 10 minutes.
What would you actually do?
And none of this 'I'd find Megan Fox' bull, you got 10 mins from where you sit right now, in your present situation and BE HONEST

For me (I wish I was writing this thread from a better location) I'm out at home in the sticks BUT there's a shotgun here so I would have to shoot that snobby aul bitch down the road who got me in trouble with the cops a couple of times :mad:

Then, I'd jump on that bulls back to see how long I'd last :cool:

And then... well there's always a girl nextdoor isn't there

Kepti

I, too, would turn into a murderer/rapist.

Kivaro

I would spend my time getting in before the lock .....

Thoie

Mine's pretty dull - I'd phone home.

pirelli

I would join the outpost of the Roman army and hunt you down and dangle you off a tree providing you dont take any of your magic potion.

Hank_Jones

Sex.

Xyo

I'd probably just reply to a few generic after hours threads.

Irishpimpdude

Give myself a happy ending and if thats not clear enough i would stream some internet p*rn and have a w*nk.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Kepti wrote: »

I, too, would turn into a murderer/rapist.

Hey, she'd be waiting for me. Shaving her legs while I was on my murderous rampage

Biggins

Easy one, gather my wife and kids around in a room, kiss them all and tell them that I love them from the bottom of my heart, that they are the greatest thing in my life and it was a joy to be their father.
For my last few minutes, I'd try to make sure that they knew just that before the end.

Rhyme

Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman.

dvpower

Kill Foxy Loxy

pirelli

Biggins wrote: »

Easy one, gather my wife and kids around in a room, kiss them all and tell them that I love them from the bottom of my heart, that they are the greatest thing in my life and it was a joy to be their father.
For my last few minutes, I'd try to make sure that they knew just that before the end.

It might not work out that way...They might have ideas of their own.

Such as; ye might find the lad has taken off with your shotgun and rubber johnnies.

Biggins

pirelli wrote: »

It might not work out that way...They might have ideas of their own.
Such as ye might find the lad has taken off with your shotgun and rubber johnnies.

:pac:
Its not a shotgun I have and I hope to gawd he has his own safety gear.

congo_90

see how many succesful times I can fap in 10mins or less then try better it in the next 10... oh wait...














Can you fap in heaven?
:pac:

jd007

See what it's like to kill someone. Either that or just fap.

cruiser178

Biggins wrote: »

Easy one, gather my wife and kids around in a room, kiss them all and tell them that I love them from the bottom of my heart, that they are the greatest thing in my life and it was a joy to be their father.
For my last few minutes, I'd try to make sure that they knew just that before the end.

exactly what biggins said but after saying good to my my kids,id be warped myself around my beaitful wife,because shes my rock.

Slow Show

Spend 5 minutes looking at all the mad stuff people are posting on the internet now, etc. etc....
and to be serious: sit with the family in the sitting room and wait...

Senna

I gather all the family into the living room, have them all facing me and after i spend a few seconds gazing at there beautiful faces, i'd tell them what a disappointment each and every one of them is to me.

cruiser178

Senna wrote: »

I gather all the family into the living room, have them all facing me and after i spend a few seconds gazing at there beautiful faces, i'd tell them what a disappointment each and every one of them is to me.

i dont normally say this but lol

Pompey Magnus

Tell my family and close friends how important they are to me, and then....kick a duck up the arse.

Jordan Berbatov

id subscribe to boards to see what really goes on in that sex forum,

ascanbe

I'd start a thread on boards informing everyone they have 10 minutes left. Sure i could be selfish and look to use every second of that 10 minutes to luxuriate in all the best that 10 earthly minutes can offer; but that would be a betrayal of the collegiality forged in the citadel that is After Hours.

Duggy747

Decisions, decisions...

I'd find my laptop, go onto Boards and start a new thread in AH titled: "The sky is falling in! You have 10 minutes"

Have the mother of all Danger **** :pac:

Spark a ciggie and crack open a can

Listen to something like Stairway To Heaven (Or Raining Blood :pac:) while all collapses around me :pac:

Watch Top Gear on Dave!

Pompey Magnus

Jordan Berbatov wrote: »

id subscribe to boards to see what really goes on in that sex forum,

Its well worth it, the tips there are top notch and the free toys come in very handy.

Cupcake_Crisis

Have sex while eating a dirty big chocolate cake. Then cry because i dont want to die

pirelli

Biggins wrote: »

:pac:
Its not a shotgun I have and I hope to gawd he has his own safety gear.

Lets hope the sky doesn't fall on our heads.

mikom

Rayden Muscular Stepbrother wrote: »

The sky is falling in! You have 10 minutes!
What would you actually do?

Ring NTL.

fuelinjection

Put the iPod on and listen to some cheezy Ultravox end of the world 1980's music and then check my lotto numbers ... you never know !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOKMxMjc8Mk

Dohnny Jepp

I'd spend ten minutes being grateful the sky isnt a solid object then get ready for work:(

Sharpshooter

I'd get with Tar.


/hah! form a long orderly queue....

/he might just have a minute to spare...

Kepti

Dohnny Jepp wrote: »

I'd spend ten minutes being grateful the sky isnt a solid object then get ready for work:(

My only regret... was not learning.. what an idiom was *dies*

OutlawPete

I'd start a new thread titled:

"The sky is falling in! You have 10 minutes!"

Along with some YouTube video of course.

Get a load of 'thanks' for giving everyone the 'head's up' and then die having sex with a 12 year old's condom on.

Riamfada

My only regret is that I have.... boneitis

cruiser178

....

pagancornflake

I'd kill myself just to piss off the sky

Rented Mule

Rayden Muscular Stepbrother wrote: »

"The sky is falling in! You have 10 minutes!"
This is not a joke!

Blame FF.

tony1kenobi

With the help of Paul McKenna I'd quit smoking twice.

streaky

I'd listen to this three more times and use the last minute of my life desperately trying to think what it's a copy of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5nCcY4Vcwc

My Ma says Little Drummer Boy, but there's another song going around my pea-sized brain...and I just can't name it.

So, yeah, I'd be happy enough to dedicate the last 10 minutes of my life to solving the mystery and ending my torment.

Reeni

I'd call friends, family and boyfriend to say goodbye, then I'd call several people I detest and tell them exactly what I thought of them, then possibly make a cup of tea, time permitting of course.

Tar.Aldarion

Sharpshooter wrote: »

I'd get with Tar.


/hah! form a long orderly queue....

/he might just have a minute to spare...

10 minutes? you can get with me 20 times...

Smoke a big one as I prepare a speech for whoever I see when I die

Degag

Sharpshooter wrote: »

I'd get with Tar.


/hah! form a long orderly queue....

/he might just have a minute to spare...

Is Tar less than 10 minutes from you? If not GTFO out of this thread.

I think i would just go outside and look at the stars. Seems pretty apt.

Only messing btw Sharpshooter:)

x PyRo

I'd watch this video, over and over again.

You have to play both at the same time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgAXZHMi_ws

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeGSWDSPDTY

I'd go out laughing my arse off.

Degag

Duggy747 wrote: »

Decisions, decisions...

I'd find my laptop, go onto Boards and start a new thread in AH titled: "The sky is falling in! You have 10 minutes"

Have the mother of all Danger **** :pac:

Spark a ciggie and crack open a can

Listen to something like Stairway To Heaven (Or Raining Blood :pac:) while all collapses around me :pac:

Watch Top Gear on Dave!

Damn straight!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knxytQlY0sM

deadhead13

A mad dash to the nearest head shop.

fuelinjection

Get some sugarcubes and spend my last moments with my horse. God I love that horse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YivhhrYmRY

m@cc@

Rayden Muscular Stepbrother wrote: »

And then... well there's always a girl nextdoor isn't there

But OP, you'd only have 10 mins. Oh wait..............................I see.

cqd2

Tea and a spliff...**** up my perception of time...might feel like 15 mins..

Overheal

Biggins wrote: »

Easy one, gather my wife and kids around in a room, kiss them all and tell them that I love them from the bottom of my heart, that they are the greatest thing in my life and it was a joy to be their father.
For my last few minutes, I'd try to make sure that they knew just that before the end.

...but then youd go Chris Benoit on them,right?

banquo

I think I'd open my 2nd class geography book and understand that there is no 'sky', and it can't fall.

Edit: There's still room in there somewhere for a w*nk.