If..

Elenxor

If you could, what job would you like to do?

stellarartois

what about yourself? what would you do?

General Zod

Enforcer of thread content.

Captain Chaos

Wallet Inspector.

mikom

I would like to be a non-opinionated question poser.

Sofaspud

Blow.

Wait, do?

Captain Iggy

Fluffer

alwaysadub

An electrician
Wasn't arsed at the time to go back and do an apprenticeship. Now i think im a tad old..

Atavan-Halen

Money tester. Just to see if it works and what not.

Danbo!

Junior vice president at CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet

stovelid

Christine Bleakley's tampon.

Captain Chaos

stovelid wrote: »

Christine Bleakley's tampon.

Anyone else have to google her?

crispsandwiches

beer taster

OutlawPete

Striker for Villa and Ireland.

Course we'd be even worse then

Elenxor

stellarartois wrote: »

what about yourself? what would you do?

I'd like to sit at a computer and pretend to be working....oh wait!!!!

stovelid

Captain Chaos wrote: »

Anyone else have to google her?

Was it worth it?

Captain Chaos

Cheryl Tweedy's laundry cleaner.

Captain Chaos

stovelid wrote: »

Was it worth it?

I'd let you go first no problem.:pac:

robz18

Why didn't you just put all that in the thread title instead of just leaving it as "If.."?
"If.." means nothing.

Jesus Wept

stovelid wrote: »

Christine Bleakley's tampon.

Would you not sooner be her dildo or something.
Or is it the periods you're into?

OutlawPete

robz18 wrote: »

Why didn't you just put all that in the thread title instead of just leaving it as "If.."?
"If.." means nothing.

I beg your puddin, it just happens to have the best choreographed dance moves since Thriller :cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0d9X6wdCHc

Pace2008

Descriptive title advocate.

sbsquarepants

IF meant enough to get you reading!
I'd like to be a columbian drug kingpin i think, but i'd be a nice one:D

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I'd like to be one of the top gear fellas. Fast cars and you could leave your brain at home for the day.

Either that or a wallet inspector.

Elenxor

robz18 wrote: »

Why didn't you just put all that in the thread title instead of just leaving it as "If.."?
"If.." means nothing.

eh.....don't know......mabe.....

nah...don't know...

sbsquarepants

stovelid wrote: »

Christine Bleakley's tampon.

Why not just be Frank Lampard?
Oh wait stupid question, you'd have to be Frank Lampard. I feel dirty now!

bazmaiden

Two pages in and no one said gynecologist!!!

MayoForSam

Astronaut-archeologist

Captain Chaos

bazmaiden wrote: »

Two pages in and no one said gynecologist!!!

Nah, they get to see some unholy sights. Plus it would be like work everytime you're doing the funky thing.

AnonoBoy

Great film. Although it's a shame how far Malcolm McDowell has fallen in terms of roles.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

bazmaiden wrote: »

Two pages in and no one said gynecologist!!!

I take it you haven't seen blue waffle...

Elenxor

mikom wrote: »

I would like to be a non-opinionated question poser.

Na, nan nan, na na, naaaaaaa

D.R cowboy

I would like to follow my fathers footsteps and be a Barrister....tho this could take some time as you have to train for years first

banshee_bones

Physiotherapist for the Irish rugby Team......


failing that


Food Critic..... getting paid to eat .....win! :pac:

Elenxor

banshee_bones wrote: »

Physiotherapist for the Irish rugby Team......


failing that


Food Critic..... getting paid to eat .....win! :pac:

your a team "player"

billymitchell

Jennifer lopez's nipple tweeker.....

L.Jenkins

I'd love to give free breast checks, with my hands!

bazmaiden

djhunter30 wrote: »

I'd love to give free breast checks, with my hands!

What would you test for... size???

L.Jenkins

bazmaiden wrote: »

What would you test for... size???

Depends on what you want, I'd test for size and shape and any other ailments! I'll provide a through service!

Why do you want a free brest check

bazmaiden

djhunter30 wrote: »

Depends on what you want, I'd test for size and shape and any other ailments! I'll provide a through service!

Why do you want a free brest check

Well i'm a pretty skinny guy so i don't now if there will be much to check but if that kinda thing gets you off go for it

L.Jenkins

bazmaiden wrote: »

Well i'm a pretty skinny guy so i don't now if there will be much to check but if that kinda thing gets you off go for it

No you're alright, but if you have a sister and a good looking missus that needs a free check, I'll sort em out for ya!

bazmaiden

djhunter30 wrote: »

No you're alright, but if you have a sister and a good looking missus that needs a free check, I'll sort em out for ya!

Unlucky man, i've only 2 brothers and my girlfriend's get checked regulary by myselif(and they are fine thanks for your concern)... anyway back on topic

I think it would be great to be a pilot

Riddle101

Dream job- Proberly an Author, although I could possibly do that. But I would also like to be a musician as well.

Normal job- Work for Google or work as a video games tester.

meditraitor

Civil service
great pay, great pension, great holidays and do fook all... nuff said

Dudess

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Great film. Although it's a shame how far Malcolm McDowell has fallen in terms of roles.

You obviously haven't seen St Patrick...

bluto63

stovelid wrote: »

Christine Bleakley's tampon.

Captain Chaos wrote: »

Anyone else have to google her?

I did, and I'd look for a new employer

ScumLord

Same thing I've wanted to be since I was a kid, Knight Rider.

OutlawPete

ScumLord wrote: »

Same thing I've wanted to be since I was a kid, Knight Rider.

I wanted to be this feller ...

ART6

I'd like a job like Woody Allen described:

"I just got a job in the dressing room of a chorus line. I get to help dress the girls."

"Wow. How much is that job worth?"

"Five dollars an hour."

"Oh. That's not much."

"It's all I could afford."

epgc3fyqirnbsx

When I was a kid I wanted to be a Lion when I grew up cos I thought you could just be whatever you wanted :rolleyes:

3hn2givr7mx1sc

A journalist in Boston, New York or London...or maybe Laois.:p