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Condoms in 'extra small' for boys age 12 set for Britain's shelves soon

By Alexandra Williams
Last updated at 8:31 PM on 03rd March 2010

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Extra small condoms for boys as young as 12 could soon be on our shelves.

The Hotshot condoms are going on sale in Switzerland after research found that not enough 12 to 14-year-old boys were having protected sex.

The condoms are likely to end up on sale in Britain, said their manufacturer Lamprecht AG.


Campaign: Extra small Hotshot condoms are being produced in Switzerland for boys as young as 12 (file picture)

A spokesman said the UK would be ‘top priority’ if the company expanded abroad, considering it had the highest teenage pregnancy rate in Europe.

Nysse Norballe said: ‘At the moment we are only producing the Hotshot in Switzerland.

‘But the UK is certainly a very attractive market since there is a very high rate of underage conception.’

A standard condom has a diameter of 52mm in comparison with the Hotshot’s 45mm. Both are the same length – 190mm.

According to a study of 13 to 20-year-olds, a quarter said that a standard condom was too large.

Hilary Pannack, of teenage pregnancy charity Straight Talking Peer Education, said: ‘We know young people are having sex and if this is what it takes to protect them, we need to go along with it.’

SV

FINALLY!








edit: I mean..daily mail eh?

dvpower

unkel wrote: »

The Hotshot condoms are going on sale in Switzerland after research found that not enough 12 to 14-year-old boys were having protected sex.

:eek:

phill106

unkel wrote: »

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Condoms in 'extra small' for boys age 12 set for Britain's shelves soon

By Alexandra Williams
Last updated at 8:31 PM on 03rd March 2010

Comments (127)
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Extra small condoms for boys as young as 12 could soon be on our shelves.

The Hotshot condoms are going on sale in Switzerland after research found that not enough 12 to 14-year-old boys were having protected sex.

The condoms are likely to end up on sale in Britain, said their manufacturer Lamprecht AG.


Campaign: Extra small Hotshot condoms are being produced in Switzerland for boys as young as 12 (file picture)

A spokesman said the UK would be ‘top priority’ if the company expanded abroad, considering it had the highest teenage pregnancy rate in Europe.

Nysse Norballe said: ‘At the moment we are only producing the Hotshot in Switzerland.

‘But the UK is certainly a very attractive market since there is a very high rate of underage conception.’

A standard condom has a diameter of 52mm in comparison with the Hotshot’s 45mm. Both are the same length – 190mm.

According to a study of 13 to 20-year-olds, a quarter said that a standard condom was too large.

Hilary Pannack, of teenage pregnancy charity Straight Talking Peer Education, said: ‘We know young people are having sex and if this is what it takes to protect them, we need to go along with it.’

This so the priests dont have to brush their teeth again before mass?

admiralofthefleet

and terry

bluto63

Now I can stop tying a knot in the johnny in the bathroom before!

They have a very narrow moral vision there.

mfceiling

I was always told that the best condoms for kids are the ones with a hole in the end of them.........

Cookie_Monster

Finally Asians will have one that fits right

Lux23

That's just sad.

dr.bollocko

Sale of (Insert random thing here) to (Insert random societal group here) indicate that people are doing something Joe Duffy doesn't think they should > Joe goes fricking mental about how society is ruineded > Moronic "I'm a mother" types call in to complain > random thing get banned > Society saved.

mikom

Ribbed (with pictures of Barney) for her pleasure.

stovelid

No self-respecting 12-year old impregnator will be caught dead in them. They should have stamped them XXXX Large in big red letters in order to increase take-up.

Danbo!

stovelid wrote: »

No self-respecting 12-year old impregnator will be caught dead in them. They should have stamped them XXXX Large in big red letters in order to increase take-up.

But then I'd have to go back to the chemist and change em

I predict this thread will be pretty much a dick swinging contest. Looking forward to it.

peter p

how cool would you have been goin to primary school with a 3 pack in ur pocket?:D

roryc1

For little pricks hey!!!

Overheal

This is just the latex in a series of weird decisions...

phill106

might be like those collectable cards?
Theres common ones, uncommon and rare ones?
trade em with your friends!
use the commons for the ugly girl from the street.
save the uncommons for a posh hand shuffle!
use the rares super duper bonus power to lower knock off "juicy" track suit bottoms of the unattainable (normally) bird of the young fellas choice!

admiralofthefleet

tbh

bazmaiden

reminded me of this

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-durex-kids-fail1.jpg

Bill-e

Reminds me of that guy who posted on a forum that the trojan johnnies were much to small for him and he couldn't fit both testicles in them.

I'd google a link but I'm at work and god know what would come up if i google anything to do with any of this. lol

tipperaryboy

insane thats not necessary for children why would they need such things?

dr.bollocko

tipperaryboy wrote: »

insane thats not necessary for children why would they need such things?

Generally to fuck girls with.

bazmaiden

tipperaryboy wrote: »

insane thats not necessary for children why would they need such things?

even kids need a posh ****, or they may be out of balloons

tipperaryboy

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dr.bollocko wrote: »

Generally to fuck girls with.

i was being sarcastic :rolleyes: just to see what the reponses would be like..

OutlawPete

tipperaryboy wrote: »

:

i was being sarcastic :rolleyes: just to see what the reponses would be like..

Don't say you were being "sarcastic".

Do what is usually done on AH and say "my post was meant to be ironic".

mailforkev

As soon as I saw the title I just knew this had to have something to do with the Daily Mail.

The kiddie johnnies will probably cause cancer or steal our jobs next.

MagicMarker

Is mammy going to buy the 12 year old his first packet for xmas?

AnonoBoy

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Sale of (Insert random thing here) to (Insert random societal group here) indicate that people are doing something Joe Duffy doesn't think they should > Joe goes fricking mental about how society is ruineded > Moronic "I'm a mother" types call in to complain > random thing get banned > Society saved.

Glad we got that sorted out.

Now if only we could do something about the pesky dog poop all over the streets.

landsleaving

Finally, someone's thinking of the children!

OutlawPete

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Glad we got that sorted out.

Now if only we could do something about the pesky dog poop all over the streets.

*hands Anono a Pooper Scooper*

Now if only we could do something about the fcuking chewing gum all over the pavements.

dr.bollocko

*Hands OutlawPete a woman.*
Now if only we could so something about those homeless junkies.

Yakult

weird...

biko

At first I was like :mad:
But then I was like "they actually need them now. Scary!"

Anything to stop teenage pregnancy is ok in my book.

MagicMarker

Magnus wrote: »

At first I was like :mad:
But then I was like "they actually need them now. Scary!"

Anything to stop teenage pregnancy is ok in my book.

There's always cheaper options.

BluesBerry

FFS its Illegal for any child to have sex under the age of 16 this is just saying to them yes go out have sex here condoms made especially for you!!

Go put down you lego and your toys and go have sex

Let children be fcuking children and enjoy their childhood without this crap :mad:

DrumSteve

that has to be the most ****ed up thing ive heard all week.

Gone Drinking

Wouldn't have made a difference to me, even at 12, i was still too big for an adult size condom.

OutlawPete

BluesBerry wrote: »

FFS its Illegal for any child to have sex under the age of 16 this is just saying to them yes go out have sex here condoms made especially for you!!

Yeah, but it's illegal to kill people and yet they still make bullet proof vests.

Think about that for a minute!! :pac:

AnonoBoy

OutlawPete wrote: »

Yeah, but it's illegal to kill people and yet they still make bullet proof vests.

Think about that for a minute!! :pac:

I thought about that for the required 60 seconds.

So, you're saying the kids would be taking part in drive-by shootings in the night if they didn't have the condoms for the riding?

Dravokivich

OutlawPete wrote: »

Yeah, but it's illegal to kill people and yet they still make bullet proof vests.

Think about that for a minute!! :pac:

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I thought about that for the required 60 seconds.

So, you're saying the kids would be taking part in drive-by shootings in the night if they didn't have the condoms for the riding?

now that ye mention it... just in case... is there kid sized bullet proof vests?

Dudess

BluesBerry wrote: »

FFS its Illegal for any child to have sex under the age of 16 this is just saying to them yes go out have sex here condoms made especially for you!!

Go put down you lego and your toys and go have sex

Let children be fcuking children and enjoy their childhood without this crap :mad:

12-year-olds are having sex though - condoms for them or no condoms for them. It's not brilliant but it's a reality. I know this could be seen as only helping to reinforce the trend, but safe sex is more of a priority than not being seen to encourage sex among members of that age group.

Mike 1972

This story appears in he Daily Mail therefore its probably a pile of poo

BluesBerry wrote: »

FFS its Illegal for any child to have sex under the age of 16 this is just saying to them yes go out have sex here condoms made especially for you!!

WRONG

Due to some hasty and ill advised business in 1921 Its actually worse than that

big_show

I would love to be in the company board meeting when this idea was pitched!

*awkward turtle

kelle

About 2 years too late for little Alfie!
I know it was subsequently proved he wasn't the father, but these could have saved him the bother.

Thomas828

At 12 I didn't even know how to masturbate.

Dudess

big_show wrote: »

I would love to be in the company board meeting when this idea was pitched!

Obviously it was a woman. A man making such a suggestion = paedo.

OutlawPete

Kelle 2 wrote: »

About 2 years too late for little Alfie!
I know it was subsequently proved he wasn't the father, but these could have saved him the bother.

He had sex??? :eek:

FFS, he's not even old enough to land a plane.

Bottle_of_Smoke

"these are for my son of course"

Helix

Thomas828 wrote: »

At 12 I didn't even know how to masturbate.

jaysu at 12 i was quite the pro lol

It wasn't me!

BluesBerry wrote: »

Let children be fcuking children

I believe that was the intention, yes.