Things to do before you die...

spudmonkey17

I've been planning gap year that I'm due to take beginning in June and it got me thinking about all the things I want to do... which lead me to a bigger question: what are the things I want to do before I die?

If you had to write a "bucket list" (i.e. a list of all the things you want to do before you "kick the bucket") what would be on it?

Fago!

1. Have sex with Mary Harney. No one else has! *Willingly*

2. Stay alive!

xw2lj9uspm1eyh

See Man Utd play
See The Red Hot Chili Peppers live
Bungee Jumping or Sky Diving
Go to Las Vegas
Become a boards moderator :P

Lame I know

Pompey Magnus

Kick a duck up the arse.

Biggins

Run naked thur a main streets (done).
Kidnap a female from a crowed bar dressed in an ape suit (done)
Climb a serious mountain (done)
Fire a heavy weapon (no comment)
Represent your country (done)
A few sexual exploits including also on a plane (no comment!)
Sneak in and out of a country without the proper paperwork. (no comment!)
Take a walk down the Shankill road on the 12th of a certain month. (done)
Appear on TV (done)
Address an audience of many people (done)
Jump off a bridge/out of a plane/ from a building (done)
Flip a car properly (done)

There are so many - a few others will offer more good suggestions.

spudmonkey17

Haha surely people have loftier ambitions in life than to bed Ms Harney and kick a duck up the arse! Although both are respectable aims in their own right

brendansmith

Live

IrishManSaipan

mendusa wrote: »

See Man Utd play
See The Red Hot Chili Peppers live
Bungee Jumping or Sky Diving
Go to Las Vegas

Done all of the above, surprisingly.

mendusa wrote: »

Become a boards moderator :P
Lame I know

Scratch that man, have a menage a trois!

Jordonvito

Biggins wrote: »

Run naked thur a main streets (done).
Kidnap a female from a crowed bar dressed in an ape suit (done)
Climb a serious mountain (done)
Fire a heavy weapon (no comment)
Represent your country (done)
A few sexual exploits including also on a plane (no comment!)
Sneak in and out of a country without the proper paperwork. (no comment!)
Take a walk down the Shankill road on the 4th of a certain month. (done)
Appear on TV (done)
Address an audience of many people (done)
Jump off a bridge/out of a plane/ from a building (done)
Flip a car properly (done)

There are so many - a few others will offer more good suggestions.

i am both impressed and jealous

ottostreet

Travel mostly. Travel, and make it as a success in my chosen area (radio).

oh and learn how to bake scones. i view it as essential to a fulfilling life.

mikom

spudmonkey17 wrote: »

Things to do before you die...

Shout For Help.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Probably too late to break in a virgin without being a perve (or without her being a minger) so I'm gonna say I wanna do Michelle Pfeiffer before I die (or she dies)

Biggins

Jordonvito wrote: »

i am both impressed and jealous

By the time you get to a certain age, probably mine, you will have done just as much crazy stuff - if not more.
Have fun but play safe.

spudmonkey17

Biggins wrote: »

Flip a car properly (done)

I am intrigued...

Biggins

spudmonkey17 wrote: »

I am intrigued...

On a training area, with a driver/trainer and a well built caged car.
(Balance of lite car but strong main support structure with everything else un-necessary for the car to go, stripped out.)
Quite a rush! Not a feeling like it. :pac:

(As your actually driving the car, you think to yourself, I can't believe I'm going to do this! Afterwards and your getting out, you just break into crazy hysterics of laughter and think "I must be fcuking nuts" and have the biggest grin on your face from ear to ear.)

brianthebard

Biggins wrote: »

Take a walk down the Shankill road on the 4th of a certain month. (done)

What happens on the fourth?

IrishManSaipan

brianthebard wrote: »

What happens on the fourth?

He probably meant the 12th.

we'llallhavetea_old

i want to pet a tiger!

Biggins

brianthebard wrote: »

What happens on the fourth?

IrishManSaipan wrote: »

He probably meant the 12th.

Thanks, thats what I meant.
Error Corrected. 1.40 in the morn error.

McChubbin

Go to Seaworld, take my pants off...

Midnight_EG

Thought it would have been said already......


Yo're ma :cool:

Biggins

Charco wrote: »

Kick a duck up the arse.

:eek:

:pac:

McChubbin

Charco wrote: »

Kick a duck up the arse.

This idea is positively quackers!


</gets coat>

OutlawPete

Biggins wrote: »

Run naked thur a main streets (done).
Kidnap a female from a crowed bar dressed in an ape suit (done)
Climb a serious mountain (done)
Fire a heavy weapon (no comment)
Represent your country (done)
A few sexual exploits including also on a plane (no comment!)
Sneak in and out of a country without the proper paperwork. (no comment!)
Take a walk down the Shankill road on the 12th of a certain month. (done)
Appear on TV (done)
Address an audience of many people (done)
Jump off a bridge/out of a plane/ from a building (done)
Flip a car properly (done)

There are so many - a few others will offer more good suggestions.

Biggins, no idea who you are (Hannibal from the A-Team by the sounds of it :pac:) but you're a Legend Sir.

Whoever you are (out there in the real world) I'm just glad you're on our side ..

Biggins

OutlawPete wrote: »

... I'm just glad you're on our side ..

I had my fun before second wife and kids came along.
Mind you when I lost the first wife - my fault as they say, I couldn't stand the other fella she was seeing at the time (no kidding) - I sorta went a bit mad too and tried to make up for a bit ungained youthful antics too.

I'll sit some day in a rocking chair and hopefully laugh at some at the crazy schite I've managed to do.
Hell, I'm laughing already. I ought to be certified. :pac:

You'll get there in your own way.

brendansmith

Prepare to die

vicecreamsundae

mostly just visit/live in certain places -india, aztec trail , japan etc.
would like to go to burning man.
oh it's so cheesy but mayyybe a threesome, but IF i did, it would have to be a proper one FOR ME, with DUDES, not "my boyfriend wants me to invite a girl friend home" tripe.
okay, i'd like to sleep with a woman too, but that would be a separate encounter.
i guess there are some bands i want to see before i die too, but i've managed to cross most my favourites off my list by now.

meh, none of them would reallly bother me if i didn't manage to do them though.

jd007

brendansmith wrote: »

Live

brendansmith wrote: »

Prepare to die

You gave up pretty easily.:pac:

alwaysadub

Spend Christmas in New York.

That is all..

monstergotme

i want to be left floating in space.

rainbowdrop

- Walk along the Great Wall of China
- Go to the Anne Frank museum in Amsterdam (done)
- Go to Glastonbury
- Drive a Jet-ski (done)
- Do a sky dive
- Buy a VW camper and tour Ireland (would love to go up around Donegal
and Connemara, as I have never been there), and then drive around Europe for
a few months


Hopefully one day I'l have the money and freedom to do all these things.........

rgt320q

Write a "things to do before I die" list...

artanevilla

McChubbin wrote: »

Go to Seaworld, take my pants off...

You want to sleep with the fishes?

mardybumbum

rainbowdrop wrote: »

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- Buy a VW camper and tour Ireland (would love to go up around Donegal
and Connemara, as I have never been there),

Hoping to do that this summer with a few lads from college.
Fingers crossed.

OutlawPete

mardybumbum wrote: »

Hopin to do that this summer with a few lads from college.
Fingers crossed.

I'd like to tour England more than Ireland.

I always wanted to see Blackpool, Brighton, Padstow, Cornwall, Devon, Lake District, Cheryl Tweddy's Childhood home, White Cliffs Of Dover, Liverpool, drink Cider in Yorkshire etc.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I have a new one which needs to be done this year (which may be unlikely cos of crippling debt )

It's to go to Cuba, Obama has promised to ease the embargo, ie let american tourists in. Fantastic for Cuba and long overdue....

But I would love to see it now as a time capsule from the 50's, using olive oil and sugar mixtures for brake fluid, ie improvising hard to keep these beutiful old cars running and no concrete and glass modern monstrocities

It will all change in the next few years, and its not a pity cos you can't expect people not to progress to satisfy your own nostalgia but i would just love to see it as it is beforehand. Gonna find a way...

Duggy747

Hmmm......

I'm determined to go to Japan at some point, that place is in another universe compared to the rest of us.

Have a threesome (2 wimmen and me, of course :pac: )

Learn to drive and get a car (though on these country roads that may be my undoing and void the list )

Skydive - It would have to be a charity drop, no way in hell I'm hopping out of a plane on my own accord!

Have a fight with a monkey - I can't stop laughing when apes lose the plot, unrestrained lunacy! (though in reality they'd tear the skin of my face and probably nibble on my eyeballs! :P )

Punch a celebrity - nobody in particular, just one of the useless ones.

Fire a gattling gun

And probably acheive something worthy to be remembered by like................I dunno.............invent some sort of washable toilet paper :pac:

It wasn't me!

Serve in a uniform I respect and am proud of.

Ride a motorcycle to some of the wildest places on earth.

Hike in some of the remotest parts of the planet.

Complete an Iron Man.

Win an Olympic medal.

Hunt in special places.

Run a sporting guesthouse.

Drive some classic cars.

Always keep a few good dogs around.

Sofaspud

Lunge wildly at the pope.

Kiith

Drive across America on a motorbike
Climb a proper mountain
Ride a Camel (not like that you filthy ****ers)
Skydive
Walk along the Great Wall of China
See the Great Pyramid of Giza
Visit Machu Picchu
Smoke a Cuban

I better get started soon if i want do any of this.

Biggins wrote: »

Kidnap a female from a crowed bar dressed in an ape suit (done)

This i have to try :P

sbsquarepants

mendusa wrote: »

See The Red Hot Chili Peppers live

Don't bother, i love the chillis, but having seen them live i'd advise listening to the cd, very disappointing. My recommendation - see Bruce Springsteen instead, best live show on earth.

See the wimbledon finals, men and women- what a weekend that would be, also the world cup final (preferably with ireland winning!)
Apart from that no other big thing i'd love to do, just loads of travel and having a larf:)
Oh, maybe start a business of some sort, but without a definite idea to pursue, it would just be pissing in the wind at the moment!

bonerm

It wasn't me! wrote: »

Serve in a uniform I respect and am proud of.

Ride a motorcycle to some of the wildest places on earth.

Hike in some of the remotest parts of the planet.

Complete an Iron Man.

Win an Olympic medal.

Hunt in special places.

Run a sporting guesthouse.

Drive some classic cars.

Always keep a few good dogs around.

No problem! Here you go.

(only 96 pieces too!)

Lux23

Have sex with a married footballer and sell the story to the Mirror. Its every little girls dream.

Elenxor

.......So many men.....so little time....sigh!!!!!!

Mr Benevolent

Get a pilot's licence
Fly an (ex) military jet
Go above 50,000 ft
Get around an 18 hole golf course in under 100
Own and drive a Porsche/M5/Phaeton/CLS/A8
Make a living being self-employed
Write a (good) story and have it published
Tour Europe in an impractical car
Learn to sail
Learn to jetski
Learn to ski properly
Go into space (i.e, go above 368,000ft)

OutlawPete

Jump on stage at the O2, hug Eddie Vedder.

Scream "I'm Still Alive" and stage dive back into the crowd who pass me along and make it the best crowd surfing moment of my life

OutlawPete

Love this song..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNfUy6owdQM

vangoz

1. Make a list
2. Eat a healthy breakfast
3. Make a videotape for Mary
4. Have a man-to-man with bertie
5. Listen to Lucy play my sax
6. Make funeral arrangement
7. Make peace with dad
8. Beer with the boys at the bar
9. Tell of the boss
10. Go hang gliding
11. Plant a tree
12. Final dinner with beloved family
13. Be intermit with Marve


Swim in the great barrier reef and bite a shark :pac:

OutlawPete

Movie called Bucket List also, haven't seen it though, might watch it this weekend, thanks thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX8XEXmhHss

L.Jenkins

• Base dive
• Sky dive
• Run naked through the dail during a live feed
• Get a pilot liscense
• Go to Austrailia, New Zealand, Canada, Holland, China and Scotland
• Learn Kung Fu
• And the final point on my to do list, Wrestle a Bear

Would be a fun plan to follow before I kick the bucket!

McChubbin

artanevilla wrote: »

You want to sleep with the fishes?

Did that once. Those mermen are bewildering creatures-I never know if it's a tenticle or...