Moral decision

D.R cowboy

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I Have a moral choice to make here, i was a friends house a few weeks ago which happened to be a girl, and we were drinking before going out , and one of that girls friends came over too, so we were all sitting their getting drunk until the girl who owned the house decide to start getting sexual with me and one thing lead to another and we giving it loads, then she suggested that the other girl join in who was very drunk at this stage and we started to have sex the 3 of us.

Now the owner of the house is pregnant and wants to get an abortion which i dont mind , but when we were having sex the other girl was putting my cum into the other girls vagina this makes her part of it too so should we tell her. The owner says it has nothing to do with her, but i disagree she is just as responsible as me and should be told, so should I tell her?

one2one

That is seriously bad luck dude.. Tell her! Why not

mayordenis

****in champ

AnonoBoy

Worst erotic fiction ever.

pikachucheeks

Well, if you tell her, chances are, she'll think you're just playing the blame game.
She's already knocked up, so telling her that is hardly going to make her any happier!

Hazys

If you inpreganted both women during the same sexy time...would their children be twins?

epgc3fyqirnbsx

hmmmmm, you should get together again to reconstruct events so that you will have a clearer picture.

And so that we will have pictures.

Rabies

Owner, friend, friend's friend?

Stop your sh!t



Stop trying to do a Lenny

pikachucheeks

Out of interest, why did you not stop the other girl doing what she was doing?
And why did you not use protection?

L.Jenkins

I just went soft again!

Mrmoe

What pregnancy test did she use? It must be awfully good if she knows she is pregnant after only a "few" weeks.

minidazzler

I'm a doctor.

My recommended course of treatment is Falcon Punch followed by a fall from the top of a stairs.

Get the other girl pregnant.

minidazzler

Mrmoe wrote: »

What pregnancy test did she use? It must be awfully good if she knows she is pregnant after only a "few" weeks.

A few is generally around 3/4, ya, missing a period will kind of give away that she is boxed! First Responce works up to 4days before a period is due.

But the story is utter horse dookie anyway.

AnonoBoy

minidazzler wrote: »

I'm a doctor.

My recommended course of treatment is Falcon Punch followed by a fall from the top of a stairs.

Michael Neary, is that you?

My name is URL

D.R cowboy wrote: »

the other girl was putting my cum into the other girls vagina

Well holy God

L.Jenkins

It does what it says on the tin!!!

Elenxor

D.R cowboy wrote: »

Help
I Have a moral choice to make here, i was a friends house a few weeks ago which happened to be a girl, and we were drinking before going out , and one of that girls friends came over too, so we were all sitting their getting drunk until the girl who owned the house decide to start getting sexual with me and one thing lead to another and we giving it loads, then she suggested that the other girl join in who was very drunk at this stage and we started to have sex the 3 of us.

Now the owner of the house is pregnant and wants to get an abortion which i dont mind , but when we were having sex the other girl was putting my cum into the other girls vagina this makes her part of it too so should we tell her. The owner says it has nothing to do with her, but i disagree she is just as responsible as me and should be told, so should I tell her?

Way to put me off me cabbage and bacon....ya durtbug!!!!!!

SoulTrader

<12 years later>

"So Mommy, how was I conceived?"

"Well, this girl who used to be my friend, took a handful of cum off of some drunk guy and shoved it in my vagina".

D.R cowboy

Hazys wrote: »

If you inpreganted both women during the same sexy time...would their children be twins?

That is a good question man I dont think so. I hope not , I'm not asking her anyway **** that

Hazys

My name is URL wrote: »

Well holy God

Well i suppose you can blame God here, its surely part of his divine plan that this kid be born by one woman putting cum in another woman's clunge.

Pompey Magnus

Almost 2500 years ago ancient Greeks philosophers such as Socrates and Aristotle were coming to terms with the best way to make moral decisions to better understand one's self and to improve the existence of one's fellow man.

In 21st century After Hours our moral decision is whether a cum transporter has the right to know the sprog she is responsible for is gonna be flushed down the tubes.

Go modern humanity!

L.Jenkins

Charco wrote: »

Almost 2500 years ago ancient Greeks philosophers such as Socrates and Aristotle were coming to terms with the best way to make moral decisions to better understand one's self and to improve the existence of one's fellow man.

In 21st century After Hours our moral decision is whether a cum transporter has the right to know the sprog she is responsible for is gonna be flushed down the tubes.

Go modern humanity!

Evolution of thought in the species!

Pompey Magnus

I also think it says alot when both the OP and the pregnant girl can more easily reach a decision on aborting a fetus than they can on deciding whether or not to tell another person about it.

Sometimes I just don't understand people.

deisedude

That story is a load of horse****

L.Jenkins

I'm still alittle baffled over the whole thing! Very amuzing!!!!

D.R cowboy

Elenxor wrote: »

Way to put me off me cabbage and bacon....ya durtbug!!!!!!

Piss off you bogger , this is serious we are dealing with people here not sheep you fool!!!

Elenxor

Hazys wrote: »

Well i suppose you can blame God here, its surely part of his divine plan that this kid be born by one woman putting cum in another woman's clunge.

"CLUNGE"

Well Holy God!!!!!!!!!!

Pompey Magnus

Elenxor wrote: »

"CLUNGE"

Well Holy God!!!!!!!!!!

I was going to say the same thing myself. WTF?

minidazzler

D.R cowboy wrote: »

Piss off you bogger , this is serious we are dealing with people here not sheep you fool!!!

Ye aren't people, ye are made up and on the internet.

Besides the fact you are lying too, or they were heifers!

pikachucheeks

D.R cowboy wrote: »

Piss off you bogger

Wow, now you're going to be banned on top of your circumstances.
It's all going wrong for you!

BluesBerry

This is all just fantasy
The events are very unlikley to have happened

OP was this a dream you happened to have had

Elenxor

D.R cowboy wrote: »

Piss off you bogger , this is serious we are dealing with people here not sheep you fool!!!

O.K. there "COWBOY"







.........O.K. there "COWBOY"













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Horsefumbler

that kid's got some pretty amazing parents. I think its going to do well in life

Millicent

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Wow, now you're going to be banned on top of your circumstances.
It's all going wrong for you!

Poor OP: first some inconsiderate mare goes and impregnates some skeevy tramp lovely respectable young lady by putting his love-sauce in her "clunge" (nice Inbetweeners reference by the way ) and now he might be banned from Boards? This has to be, like, the worst day ever!

BluesBerry wrote: »

This is all just fantasy
The events are very unlikley to have happened

OP was this a dream you happened to have had

Just so we're all on the same page here, we all know this complete and utter horse-shit, right?!

flowersagogo

puttin super glue on toilet seats is always going to seem so tame after reading this one......

deisedude

Was this the woman you knocked up OP?:D

http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/30/blow-up-doll.jpg

me-skywalker

I will come and I will use the force to remove said baby from 'owner of the house friend's' body and insert into 'putting cum into vagina friend'! Damn her how could she do that to both of you!!

brianthebard

D.R cowboy wrote: »

Now the owner of the house is pregnant and wants to get an abortion which i dont mind , but when we were having sex the other girl was putting my cum into the other girls vagina this makes her part of it too so should we tell her. The owner says it has nothing to do with her, but i disagree she is just as responsible as me and should be told, so should I tell her?

Wait are you saying that you think one girl impregnated the other? Is that what it is? Do you think she's the dad or something? wtf??

flowersagogo

spit and polish -see what i did there,three threads at once!

Poor Uncle Tom

D.R cowboy wrote: »

..... so should I tell her?

Only if she is a dream analyst....

we'llallhavetea_old

you really should be more responsible with your property op.

D.R cowboy

me-skywalker wrote: »

I will come and I will use the force to remove said baby from 'owner of the house friend's' body and insert into 'putting cum into vagina friend'! Damn her how could she do that to both of you!!

I wish you could mate , I m doing the leaving as well and I need to concentrate as I'm 21 and I have to go to college this year she better not **** that up on me

karlog

What film was this?

Elenxor

minidazzler wrote: »

Ye aren't people, ye are made up and on the internet.

Besides the fact you are lying too, or they were heifers!

Yer dead right daz....

although I don't think there would have been enough to fill a heifers' "CLUNGE"

D.R cowboy

brianthebard wrote: »

Wait are you saying that you think one girl impregnated the other? Is that what it is? Do you think she's the dad or something? wtf??

I'm just saying if the sh**t hits the fan , I have a reputation too keep

deisedude

D.R cowboy wrote: »

I wish you could mate , I m doing the leaving as well and I need to concentrate as I'm 21 and I have to go to college this year she better not **** that up on me

How dare she get infected with your seed, the cheek of her.

If you are 21 doing the leaving, i doubt it would be anyone elses fault you can't get into college

me-skywalker

D.R cowboy wrote: »

I wish you could mate , I m doing the leaving as well and I need to concentrate as I'm 21 and I have to go to college this year she better not **** that up on me

I willl need you to close your eyes and concentrate. I will focus my midi-chlorians on 'putting cum into vagina friend'....

3...

2...

Uuuhhhhh...

ohhh **** cam too early

flowersagogo

yer goin to have more than a reputation to keep if this goes all the way...

bonerm

D.R cowboy wrote: »

Help
I Have a moral choice to make here, i was a friends house a few weeks ago which happened to be a girl, and we were drinking before going out , and one of that girls friends came over too, so we were all sitting their getting drunk until the girl who owned the house decide to start getting sexual with me and one thing lead to another and we giving it loads, then she suggested that the other girl join in who was very drunk at this stage and we started to have sex the 3 of us.

Now the owner of the house is pregnant and wants to get an abortion which i dont mind , but when we were having sex the other girl was putting my cum into the other girls vagina this makes her part of it too so should we tell her. The owner says it has nothing to do with her, but i disagree she is just as responsible as me and should be told, so should I tell her?

you're supposed to end that story with ....

.... I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air." :rolleyes:

Gillington

The ratings on Jeremy Kyle will hit an all time high when this show airs.

staker

D.R cowboy wrote: »

when we were having sex the other girl was putting my cum into the other girls vagina

This I don't get.
Either you've got a very small wiener to say the other girl could get in too, or she's got flaps like a clown's pocket.