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5-a-side team names!

  • 24-02-2010 2:55am
    #1
    upandcumming
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,718 ✭✭✭


    ah well after hours!
    This seems to be the place with all the banter so can anyone suggest a good 5 a side team name?! The dirtier the better...
    Its on Thursday so tip it on!

    Cheers!


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  • #2
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Sporting Lesbian.


  • #3
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Pam's 5 Sisters


  • #4
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Real Ale Madrid.

    (Just looking at the Boards fantasy fooite club names :P)


  • #5
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Dykenamo Kiev


  • #6
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    upandcumming wrote: »
    ah well after hours!
    This seems to be the place with all the banter so can anyone suggest a good 5 a side team name?! The dirtier the better...
    Its on Thursday so tip it on!

    Cheers!

    Why is 5-a-side 'Fantasy Football'?

    Anyhows...

    Two lesbians probably, sisters. I’m just watching.


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  • #7
    Pride Fighter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,729 ✭✭✭Pride Fighter


    Cunthorpe
    HIV Eindhoven
    Inter Vagina
    Everton a Fat Beatch


  • #8
    Simply Red
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,291 ✭✭✭Simply Red


    5 guys 1 cup


  • #9
    upandcumming
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,718 ✭✭✭upandcumming


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    Why is 5-a-side 'Fantasy Football'?

    Anyhows...

    Two lesbians probably, sisters. I’m just watching.

    ah shít... just realized that! haha sorry about that...


  • #10
    PrettyBoy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,213 ✭✭✭PrettyBoy


    The Josef Fritzl's.


  • #11
    Gary ITR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,801 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    Hajduk Spliff


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  • #12
    SRFC90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭SRFC90


    Funny Team Name.


  • #13
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Lubricunts

    Shakthar Senseless


  • #14
    dublin 16 lad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 143 ✭✭dublin 16 lad


    Obi 1 Kenobi 0


  • #15
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Bunch Of Fives
    Fox Force Five (if you all are Tarantino fans)


  • #16
    Helix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,661 ✭✭✭✭Helix


    "9 balls between us"

    itll get people wondering


  • #17
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    cashgold wrote: »
    Learn a thing from these . It will inspire you the importance of money and understand its value.


    Too long.


  • #18
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    Too long.

    That's what she said...



    /getting coat.


  • #19
    cournioni
    Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    Bohemians

    ... oh wait.


  • #20
    3qsmavrod5twfe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 440 ✭✭3qsmavrod5twfe


    Sporting Anerection
    Graeme Rix U-12's


  • #21
    Dancor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,624 ✭✭✭Dancor


    Fred West Ham


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  • #22
    s_carnage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,673 ✭✭✭s_carnage


    Bayer neverlusen


  • #23
    reprazant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,417 ✭✭✭reprazant


    AC YerMa


  • #24
    El Siglo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    Just a few that come to mind:
    Norfolk and Chance
    AC Alittlesiluettoofmilan
    Inter Yer Ma
    Virgin Orient
    Cunning Stunts
    Gary Glitter's U-14s
    Special Olympiakos
    PS Gee
    BSE Young Boys
    Lubricant Moscow
    Red Stain Ballyfermot
    Courtesy of the UCD Superleague.


  • #25
    Jax Teller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,763 ✭✭✭Jax Teller


    dublin 16 lad wrote: »
    Obi 1 Kenobi 0

    That's our Astro name :(


  • #26
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Fiveskin


  • #27
    homerjay2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,346 ✭✭✭✭homerjay2005


    Shamcock Rovers.
    Boneriamians.


  • #28
    aliroly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18 ✭aliroly


    Steaua Needarest
    Fatzio
    Red Star Bellend
    Grass Smokers Zurich
    Hajduk Spliff
    LSD Eindhoven
    Albion Hungovers
    Real Sosobad
    Shackthar Senseless
    Hardly Athletic
    St. Mirnoff
    Real Ale Madrid
    Fred West Ham
    Unreal Madrid
    Rapid Viagra
    Barearselona
    Athletico Madras
    Deportivo Lack a Talent
    Bayer Neverlusen
    Borussia Nosobad
    Sparka Fag
    Graham Rix U16's
    Big Bertha Berlin
    Inter Masister
    Substandard Liege
    Torpedo Belgrano
    Bayer Leverarchfile
    FC Copenbadly
    Sporting Abeergut
    Red Stripe Belgrade
    Unathletic Madrid


  • #29
    bullpost
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,240 ✭✭✭bullpost


    Five go down
    Lea road runners


  • #30
    Gavin "shels"
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,974 ✭✭✭✭Gavin "shels"


    PORNAPSTER wrote: »
    Bohemians

    ... oh wait.

    :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:
    homerjay2005 wrote: »
    Shamcock Rovers.
    Boneriamians.

    FAIL!


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  • #31
    joe316
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,598 ✭✭✭joe316


    Team Terry
    Team Cole


  • #32
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    How about Freddy Foreskin and the Pullbacks.


  • #33
    homerjay2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,346 ✭✭✭✭homerjay2005


    Gavin shels wrote: »
    :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:



    FAIL!

    those were the names of 2 teams playing against us in an 11 a side one year.

    sporting lesbians were also in it, but are mentioned above.


  • #34
    upandcumming
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,718 ✭✭✭upandcumming


    thanks all so far!
    Keep them coming!


  • #35
    Whyno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,142 ✭✭✭Whyno


    Pissflaps United


  • #36
    aliroly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18 ✭aliroly


    F C Groan again
    F C Bored-O
    Bore us all Dortmund
    Lazyo
    F C Colon
    Nothing Toulouse
    Ulterior motive Leipzig
    Sporting Goujon
    Slovenly Bratislava


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  • #37
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Sweat brothers FC
    Ball Sackers FC
    We bum United
    Butt Crack Rovers
    Athletico Athschmetico
    Touching your sweaty mate a little too much for a grown man FC

    -Funk


  • #38
    flanzer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,143 ✭✭✭flanzer


    Brown Star Belgrade


  • #39
    western red
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22 ✭western red


    Rug munchen muchen munchen flashback:eek:,,,


  • #40
    TPD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Simply Red wrote: »
    5 guys 1 cup

    Don't even think of picking anything else.


  • #41
    Fart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    Beast Fife


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  • #42
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Thrill o' the balls.

    Simply Red = Genius. Everyone thank so he gets post of the day :pac: Well earned IMO.


  • #43
    El Siglo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    aliroly wrote: »
    Torpedo Belgrano

    The rest were brilliant, but this was is fecking genius!:D


  • #44
    flanzer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,143 ✭✭✭flanzer


    Sporting Abeergut


  • #45
    Paulyh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 567 ✭✭✭Paulyh


    Teabag Yeurma FC


  • #46
    upandcumming
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,718 ✭✭✭upandcumming


    went with man titty in the end... and got to quarter finals.
    Cheers


  • #47
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,321 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Arrives late/

    The Wikipaedophiles


  • #48
    General Zod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    Fritzl Palace.


  • #49
    Spastafarian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 749 ✭✭✭Spastafarian


    I believe "Cork City" is available.


  • #50
    dmigsyII
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8 ✭dmigsyII


    Fritzls' Fledglings


  • #51
    djfattony2000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 725 ✭✭✭djfattony2000


    Galacticocks


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