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If you were a Porn Star...

23-02-2010 2:07am

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.....what name would you have/take?..and why?

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#2 23-02-2010 2:09am

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michael J cox. I would shake the crap outta that beyotches fanny.

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#3 23-02-2010 2:10am

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SPLITZER CRACKENHAUF

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#4 23-02-2010 2:11am

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#5 23-02-2010 2:12am

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When I'm old, I hope to make a career in granny porn, specialising in threesomes.

So, Geri 'at-trick.

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#6 23-02-2010 2:14am

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Well the 'rule' is that you take your first pets name and your mothers maiden name

Looking at my own maybe this should just apply for female pornstars

I am HEIDI PETTIT!

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#7 23-02-2010 2:15am

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Pettit is too close to "petit"... not sellable.

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#8 23-02-2010 2:17am

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Larry Lepreporn.

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#9 23-02-2010 2:19am

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for all anal porn, theres really only one name to pick.....Fianna Fail, since they can fook a whole country right up the poopshoot

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#10 23-02-2010 2:20am

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Dudess wrote: »

Pettit is too close to "petit"... not sellable.

I'm telling Mam

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#11 23-02-2010 2:21am

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#12 23-02-2010 2:22am

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darkman2 wrote: »

.....what name would you have/take?..and why?

I'd take a lot of Ron Jeremy, no doubt.

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#13 23-02-2010 2:24am

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m@cc@ wrote: »

I'd take a lot of Ron Jeremy no doubt.

Can you suck your own .. hoo hoo too?

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#14 23-02-2010 2:24am

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#15 23-02-2010 2:26am

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OutlawPete wrote: »

Can you suck your own .. hoo hoo too?

If only, I'm still awaiting the rib removal*

*Yes, I know that was a myth

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#16 23-02-2010 2:26am

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#17 23-02-2010 2:27am

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m@cc@ wrote: »

If only, I'm still awaiting the rib removal*

Myth???

I wish ..

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#18 23-02-2010 2:27am

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The midnight f*cker wot f*cks at midnight

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#19 23-02-2010 2:28am

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The Spire .. :cool:

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#20 23-02-2010 2:29am

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OutlawPete wrote: »

Myth???

I wish ..

I was hoping you got the Prince reference but alas not. There was a myth that Prince had ribs removed so he could suck his own Johnson.

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#21 23-02-2010 2:30am

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what about Aldi, sure the ladies might not want to admit to starring in an Aldi porn but I would get the job done at quarter the price of the big names.

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#22 23-02-2010 2:31am

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m@cc@ wrote: »

I was hoping you got the Prince reference but alas not. There was a myth that Prince had ribs removed so he could suck his own Johnson.

I did aye .. but thought you also meant the Ron Jeremy hoo haa thing was a myth ya see.

Ya get me??

M@cc@: "No, no I don't.."

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#23 23-02-2010 2:32am

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áine dick... never off.

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#24 23-02-2010 2:32am

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#25 23-02-2010 2:33am

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#26 23-02-2010 2:35am

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OutlawPete wrote: »

I did aye .. but thought you also meant the Ron Jeremy hoo haa thing was a myth ya see.

Ya get me??

M@cc@: "No, no I don't.."

No, I got that. I just meant that I was on about Prince.

Anyway, I can't believe in a thread about porn we have no pics. I'd like Audrey to be my running mate, so to speak.

http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/a/audrey_bitoni-4745.jpg

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#27 23-02-2010 2:37am

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jumbo cummings, but thats already taken.
he was a boxer so he may have been licked in the ring once or twice

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#28 23-02-2010 2:38am

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Take Two:

Phil McCrackin.. :cool: .. :pac:

Half asleep .. sshhhh!!

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#29 23-02-2010 2:40am

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Maurice FitzPatrick

or maybe Patrick FitzMaurice

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#30 23-02-2010 2:43am

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#32 23-02-2010 2:47am

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amelia knobs. (... tiredness kicks in)

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#34 23-02-2010 2:51am

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#35 23-02-2010 3:04am

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Plenty O'Toole.

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#36 23-02-2010 3:09am

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#37 23-02-2010 3:09am

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#38 23-02-2010 3:10am

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#39 23-02-2010 7:32am

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Aurora Jealous Snowflake wrote: »

Well the 'rule' is that you take your first pets name and your mothers maiden name

Looking at my own maybe this should just apply for female pornstars

I am HEIDI PETTIT!

great, that should get me access to your online bank accounts. just to be sure, what was the name of your first school:D

A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer

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#40 23-02-2010 8:09am

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#41 23-02-2010 8:11am

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#42 23-02-2010 8:13am

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Justice Micky, calling this set to order.

or Ben Dover.

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#43 23-02-2010 8:18am

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One for any of you females that are thinking of becoming an Irish Porn Star:

Tabatha Morning ...

See what I did there? Huh? Good or what?

Can't be beat.

*shines finger nails on KISS t-shirt, in smug fashion*

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#44 23-02-2010 8:33am

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seanybiker wrote: »

michael J cox. I would shake the crap outta that beyotches fanny.

That's my bosses name. Maybe I should ask him if he has a 2nd job.

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#45 23-02-2010 8:45am

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Da_Chief wrote: »

That's my bosses name. Maybe I should ask him if he has a 2nd job.

Michael J Cox is one of the biggest porn stars and I mean that in all ways bar height.

Check the IAFD.com (Internet Adult Film Database) as it will tell you all you need to know.

Doubt it though ..

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#46 23-02-2010 8:55am

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#47 23-02-2010 9:01am

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#48 23-02-2010 9:07am

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#49 23-02-2010 9:10am

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Apparently my pornstar name is 'Blackie Gallagher'. Which makes me sound like I'm going to see a man about a horse, not roide anyone senseless.

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#50 23-02-2010 10:52am

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^^ Hmm, someone told me before their porn name was Blackie Gallagher.

Going by the rules, I would be TC Coyle.

If I could pick my own name it would be: Roger Ramjet

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#51 23-02-2010 10:55am

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forrest hump.

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