How do you like yor eggs in the morning?

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I like mine with a hug

we'llallhavetea_old

oral and toast

degausserxo

As far away from me as possible.

Little Acorn

Unfertilised.

IvySlayer

Sunny side up.

Other way is for freaks tbh.

Doop

cooked

Sharpshooter

Annabelle Gigantic Species wrote: »

I like mine with a hug

I like mine with a kiss.
Boiled or fried I'm satisfied, as long as I get my kiss.

IvySlayer

I like my eggs beaten. You know, it doesn't fight back.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

IvySlayer wrote: »

I like my eggs beaten. You know, it doesn't fight back.

You can beat eggs but you can't beat a good bj

Diabhal_Glas

so rude

BluesBerry

fried egg, red sauce and toast :pac:

IvySlayer

BluesBerry wrote: »

fried egg, red sauce and toast :pac:

It's name is KETCHUP :mad:

Your name is BluesBerry, not boards name. I have a name, people don't call me white man.

Sorry, it's my pet hate

BluesBerry

IvySlayer wrote: »

It's name is KETCHUP :mad:

Your name is BluesBerry, not boards name. I have a name, people don't call me white man.

Sorry, it's my pet hate

*hangs head in complete and utter shame*:o

fried eggs, KETCHUP, toast

There are ya happy now!!!!

IvySlayer

BluesBerry wrote: »

*hangs head in complete and utter shame*:o

fried eggs, KETCHUP, toast

There are ya happy now!!!!

jd007

Ketchup on eggs is what you should be ashamed of!! :P

IvySlayer

jd007 wrote: »

Ketchup on eggs is what you should be ashamed of!! :P

It's nice actually. Beans with ketchup mmmmm.

I want a fry now

BluesBerry

jd007 wrote: »

Ketchup on eggs is what you should be ashamed of!! :P

Don't knock it till ya try it I will never be ashamed of that type of food combination............ever :cool:

Abi

Diabhal_Glas wrote: »

so rude

Dún an doras on the way out.

brendansmith

Poached

IvySlayer wrote: »

It's name is KETCHUP :mad:

Your name is BluesBerry, not boards name. I have a name, people don't call me white man.

Sorry, it's my pet hate

Shurrup!

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Abitar wrote: »

Dún an doras on the way out.

+1

Is maith liom Abitar

OutlawPete

I try not to consume another species menstrual fluid at breakfast

shuvly

scrambled..only barely done..knob ...of butter, melting on a just about half toasted piece of..the best plastic bread in ireland..brennans bread...today....

shuvly

pure mule...

Cupcake_Crisis

Little Acorn wrote: »

Unfertilised.

DAMMIT!!!!

DamoDLK

OutlawPete wrote: »

I try not to consume another species menstrual fluid at breakfast

Thank-you, I think that you have just put me off eggs for life:(

Karl Hungus

I have to admit, I like some scrambled eggs now and then. With a big mug of black coffee, of course.

shuvly

Oh holy jaysuss...no eggs for me this morning...think I will just pop over to the hangover thread..maybe eggs for lunch.in curry sauce...

bonerm

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

DAMMIT!!!!

Don't worry about it. We wouldn't have thought you were original either.

jd007

Karl Hungus wrote: »

I have to admit, I like some scrambled eggs now and then. With a big mug of black coffee, of course.

Don't be so racist!:p

Hyperbullet

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

oral and toast

Make sure its in that order. Oral after toast is just a horrible experience. Crumbs everywhere.

And to stay on topic, scrambled with a dash of tabasco sauce please.

Karl Hungus

jd007 wrote: »

Don't be so racist!:p

I ain't havin' no half-caste coffee!!!

nialljf

Poached eggs on toast with honey, tastee

TheZohanS

Scrambled on toast with a cup of strong coffee.

TPD

OutlawPete wrote: »

I try not to consume another species menstrual fluid at breakfast

You say 'I try' as if you fail sometimes...


I like mine with extra sausage, bacon, hash browns, white pudding, waffles, toast and tea, minus the egg.

thetonynator

scrambled. on toast, with butter and salt

ednwireland

scrambled or fried with hot chilli sauce (for breakfast)

started that after a trip to mexico

Bonito

What's the difference between an egg and a fap?

You can beat an egg but you can't beat a fap :pac:

/note this is a joke and may or may not be true.

Mars Bar

soft boiled to the point where it might as well be raw. Then pour the yolk out onto toast and spread it like butter.

Yummy!

Bonito

*checks fridge for eggs*

ONE EGG!!! WTF am I ment to do with that?!

*eggs neighbours window*

cúnts :mad:

HoPpiE

Omelette containing fresh chilli, basil, fried onion and cheese.

Thomas828

As the French say, one egg is "Un oeuf". I make no apology for that dreadful joke.

sbsquarepants

At this time of year i like mine cadbury cremed, at other times scrambled with sausages and toast, with a tiny sprinkle of yellow aromat. Yum:)

HereticPrincess

Poached & done properly. Nom.

L.Jenkins

How do you like yor eggs in the morning?

Unfertilised!!!

OutlawPete

The Perfect Drug wrote: »

You say 'I try' as if you fail sometimes....

Yes, I'm only human and French Toast is a weakness of mine.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

May not be morning anymore but just had a bacon, onion and tomatoe omelette. Spectacular it was

G_R

Bonito wrote: »

*checks fridge for eggs*

ONE EGG!!! WTF am I ment to do with that?!

*eggs neighbours window*

cúnts :mad:

*checks fridge for eggs*

THREE EGGS!! woohoo!!

in your face bonito!

In answer to the original question, i like mine hard boiled, then put in a mug and broken up with salt and a lump of butter, then spread on toast, also dripping in butter

/drewls

djhunter30 wrote: »

How do you like yor eggs in the morning?

Unfertilised!!!

/sigh

NoDice

Mmm fried until the white goes a bit crispy and with loads of salt and potato bread!

Bonito

dannym08 wrote: »

*checks fridge for eggs*

THREE EGGS!! woohoo!!

in your face bonito!

In answer to the original question, i like mine hard boiled, then put in a mug and broken up with salt and a lump of butter, then spread on toast, also dripping in butter

/drewls



/sigh

Exactly how I does them!

OutlawPete

I like to crack them on a small child's head and then glug them down my throat Rocky style.

I jog into the Phoenix Park, up the Pope's steps n' pump my fists in the air, as all the kids run up after me chanting .. 'Outlaw, Outlaw, Outlaw'.

d'Oracle

En Masse.