Why are big girls so LOUD??

peanuthead

First things first - notice I said MOST. Not all, I know this.

Now I can see myself being hung out to dry here and first of all, I know it's not just big girls who are loud, I know plenty of average - skinny sized girls who are just as mouthy and I'm not really looking to be challenged about that anyway.

But it just seems that a bigger percentage of big women have feckin huge mouths.

This just hit me today I was in a carpark and some eegit had blocked this woman in, she couldn't get out. Instead of going in to the pub to get them to make an announcement she made a big one all by herself in the middle of the carpark with no-one around to hear it but me.

Now I know the majority percentage of people who read this will miss the point and accuse me of saying that a thin girl wouldn't do this or that I'm prejudiced against big girls and I'll probably get banned. I'm not prejudiced, I'm no skinny bird myself.

But they just seem to be so much louder.

Okay. Does anyone agree with me? Or am I in for it?

PS: not trolling - this is a genuine question

*Deep Breath*

Fizman

peanuthead wrote: »

First things first - notice I said MOST. Not all, I know this.

When you are pointing out to a large group of people to take note of something you said, you should initially make sure that you actually said it.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

The opera's not over until...

Seriously? Bigger lungs, bigger body, bigger personality sometimes. Why wouldn;t they be loud?

Teutorix

Why are big girls so LOUD??

peanuthead

Fizman wrote: »

When you are pointing out to a large group of people to take note of something you said, you should initially make sure that you actually said it.

Okay it was in there I swear I made double sure of that.

But I'm doing about ten things at once here and I must have managed to delete it. How convenient I know, crap. Now I'm in trouble with all big girls!

Cupcake_Crisis

If your so adament in sayiong that its not JUST big girls that are loud, why didnt you call your thread 'why are GIRLS so loud??'

peanuthead

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

The opera's not over until...

Seriously? Bigger lungs, bigger body, bigger personality sometimes. Why wouldn;t they be loud?

Okay I'm realising that my thread title and post were a big fail really.

I don't have a problem with them being naturally loud. But I'm more talking mouthy. I find a lot of them very mouthy. Now I'm well aware that could be down to the area I live in (won't say) but it really does get on my nerves.

Not even mouthy in a cheeky/ignorant way, a real "I want to be heard by everyone" mouthy.

Fizman

peanuthead wrote: »

But I'm doing about ten things at once here

peanuthead wrote: »

*Deep Breath*

I take it swimming is one of those things you are doing?

peanuthead

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

If your so adament in sayiong that its not JUST big girls that are loud, why didnt you call your thread 'why are GIRLS so loud??'

Yep, sorry about that, reason is explained above!!

MaybeLogic

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

If your so adament in sayiong that its not JUST big girls that are loud, why didnt you call your thread 'why are GIRLS so loud??'

Ssh. I'm trying to concentrate here, please.

peanuthead

Do we have the ability to change our own thread titles or do we need a mod to do it?

Cupcake_Crisis

peanuthead wrote: »

Okay I'm realising that my thread title and post were a big fail really.

I don't have a problem with them being naturally loud. But I'm more talking mouthy. I find a lot of them very mouthy. Now I'm well aware that could be down to the area I live in (won't say) but it really does get on my nerves.

Not even mouthy in a cheeky/ignorant way, a real "I want to be heard by everyone" mouthy.

Is that your explanation?

Tbh, none of those things are limited to big girls. At all!!

smiley girl

peanuthead wrote: »

I know it's not just big girls who are loud, I know plenty of average - skinny sized girls who are just as mouthy

So really, its just alot of big girls and alot a average - skinny girls that are loud then??

Cupcake_Crisis

smiley girl wrote: »

So really, its just alot of big girls and alot a average - skinny girls that are loud then??

So really, its just a lot of girls in general that are loud then??

peanuthead

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Is that your explanation?

Tbh, none of those things are limited to big girls. At all!!

I know. But from my experience there are more mouthy big girls. It could very well just be my experience and that is why I'm posting here - to find out.

smiley girl wrote: »

So really, its just alot of big girls and alot a average - skinny girls that are loud then??

No. But thats not really the point I'm making. Well I'm not really making a point at all. I am highigting an observation of mine which is - of all the big girls I encounter MOST and to be honest, almost all of them are really mouthy.

I know average sized girls, skinny girls, even men who are mouthy, but not in the majority.

I'm just wondering if its just me or if others have experienced/noticed the same thing

themadchef

My mouthyness is directly in proportion to the size of my ass :eek:

At last, the answer!!

Cheers OP.

/ Puts down bag of Doritos

smiley girl

peanuthead wrote: »

No. But thats not really the point I'm making. Well I'm not really making a point at all. I am highigting an observation of mine which is - of all the big girls I encounter MOST and to be honest, almost all of them are really mouthy.

I know average sized girls, skinny girls, even men who are mouthy, but not in the majority.

I'm just wondering if its just me or if others have experienced/noticed the same thing

TBH I didn't notice this.

Cupcake_Crisis

Neither do i. I mean, im a more well proportioned lady and id be no louder than any of my friends, skinny or not. In fact, id go as far as saying im one of the quieter ones (a shocker, i know) I really dont think your size can depict how loud your personality is.

bluecatmorgana

I dont think the size of your body will make you any "mouthier", well I cant see why your physical proportions would make you louder.

Giselle

Big girls aren't more likely to be mouthier. They're just more noticeable when they are.

tony1kenobi

peanuthead wrote: »

Why are big girls so LOUD??

I think it's down to the sh*tty headsets they have at the KFC drive thru.Only so many times will a young lady accept an 8 piece bucket when she asked for 16.

Cupcake_Crisis

Giselle wrote: »

Big girls aren't more likely to be mouthier. They're just more noticeable when they are.

Id be inclined to agree. Its almost like people expect larger girls to be mouthier, wethar they or not

Fart

OP I don't think it's a coincidence that yore ma has to scream off the top of her lungs to reach you in your room when your dinners ready.

Giselle

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Id be inclined to agree. Its almost like people expect larger girls to be mouthier, wethar they or not

Like all fat people are funny or people with glasses are intellectuals.:)

bonerm

They have to be loud because they know that at any time Mika might finish getting his poncy haircut and that their voices will be drowned out by his upbeat poppy nonsense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pW1BRiuwPI

Fart

Giselle wrote: »

Like all fat people are funny or people with glasses are intellectuals.:)

No, it's funny when they fall.

peanuthead

tony1kenobi wrote: »

I think it's down to the sh*tty headsets they have at the KFC drive thru.Only so many times will a young lady accept an 8 piece bucket when she asked for 16.

LOL, Feckin hilarious!!

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Id be inclined to agree. Its almost like people expect larger girls to be mouthier, wethar they or not

Yes this might actually be it.

Fart wrote: »

OP I don't think it's a coincidence that yore ma has to scream off the top of her lungs to reach you in your room when your dinners ready.

I only wish my mother was still around to make me dinner

themadchef

bluecatmorgana wrote: »

well I cant see why your physical proportions would make you louder.

All that fat build up in our ears makes us deaf, therefore we shout :eek:.

We are angry at skinny girls with their high heels and long legs, clear skin, nice clothes and cool friends, hot boyfriends, (insert endless list of jealousies) so we shout.


We have ferocious appetites and feed regularly so think twice about taking that Mars bar out of my hand or i may shout

Oh and i almost forgot, some of us are just plain old drunk some times so dont realise we're shouting.

I'm going to need to shrink now OP! :pac:

Fart

Can't beat a bit of meat... well you can but only on your own, but when it comes to women; I'm not into roiding a skeleton.

Crann na Beatha

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Big girls, they are beautiful.

Loud in bed too.

thee glitz

poss disturbing/nsfw
evidence

Overheal

I think it has to do with all the pressure on the lungs. You take in a deep breath and the massive boobs/even man-tits just want to race back into their neutral position - anything you want to say is ejected out at high speed and high volume. Its the same reason theyd have so much trouble breathing.

Now as for that Aerosmith guy - nobody has a bigger mouth. Jaysus. His mother musta had a massive teet.

bonerm

thee glitz wrote: »

poss disturbing/nsfw
evidence

She doesn't sweat much for a big girl.

__________

It's because nobody wants to listen to them. Only hot girls get listened to.

thee glitz

wrote: »

It's because nobody wants to listen to them. Only hot girls get listened to.

I'm stayin outta this one, whatever your name is.

themadchef

__________ wrote: »

It's because nobody wants to listen to them. Only hot girls get listened to.

Meh, so tempted but.....

/Goes back to bucket of chicken wings

Cupcake_Crisis

__________ wrote: »

It's because nobody wants to listen to them. Only hot girls get listened to.

i smell a troll...

peanuthead

themadchef wrote: »

Meh, so tempted but.....

/Goes back to bucket of chicken wings

aw chicken wings, you're making me hungry!!

cazzzzz

Fizman wrote: »

When you are pointing out to a large group of people to take note of something you said, you should initially make sure that you actually said it.

So True

thee glitz

bonerm wrote: »

She doesn't sweat much for a big girl.

Sure she nearly died there about 3:40.

Giselle

__________ wrote: »

It's because nobody wants to listen to them. Only hot girls get listened to.

I thought hot girls only got looked at, not listened to.

Somebodys listening to the big girls or they wouldn't be complaining about them being loud.

cazzzzz

Fizman wrote: »

When you are pointing out to a large group of people to take note of something you said, you should initially make sure that you actually said it.

SO TRUE

Red_Marauder

It isn't the loudness particularly that gets to me, since I don't think it is particularly a thing with bigger women. It's the perception that somehow big should be ok or beautiful.

Now there's nothing wrong with baby fat - I think Nigella is about forty trillion times more beautiful and sexy than her skinnier counterparts in popular media. But there is this notion that fat people - and this is what they are, fat - should be proud of their weight as though it were a positive thing.

You shouldn't be proud of being fat - and I mean overweight or obese - in the same way as you shouldn't be proud of sticking your fingers into plugs or being a cigarette smoker.

Weight is a choice, and too much of it is bad for you.

tony1kenobi

__________ wrote: »

It's because nobody wants to listen to them. Only hot girls get listened to.

Wozzat now tubby?

peanuthead

cazzzzz wrote: »

SO TRUE

Was once not enough?

thee glitz

Giselle wrote: »

I thought hot girls only got looked at, not listened to.

Ye, bigger girls develop better personalities to compensate and are much more listenableto FACT!




/troll

cazzzzz

peanuthead wrote: »

Was once not enough?

Oh Sorry my finger slipped...


...Well that's what yore ma said last night

cafecolour

Because American = Fat and American = Loud thus Fat = Loud. It's very simple math.

cazzzzz

cafecolour wrote: »

Because American = Fat and American = Loud thus Fat = Loud. It's very simple math.

A series of equal signs is the simplest 'math' i've ever seen!

CianRyan

A lot of **** tend to be fat, **** also tend to be loud.
Girls, in my experience, are also ****.

There ya go, OP.